Characters present: Ceph, Ollie
Date: 11/29/23
Season: 3
[At home in Wisteria, Ollie checks his mail to find a letter addressed to him from…Ceph? He opens it to read the contents inside.]
[hey sexy, been a bit since we last talked. i hope you’re hanging in there. it’d be sad if you died, and to fucking prince, no less. that’d be a pitiful death. please don’t die.
Hows the mesa? Hows dan? I dont give a shit how finch is lmao fuck children.
its nice out here. very remote. fucking cold as hell too, which is nice. it is nice to get away from everyone. no prince, no ollie, nobody bothering me
i could do with you bothering me a bit though. I wanna fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no i dont. maybe . i do enjoy your company somewhat. kinda. a lot. im kinda high off my ass rn.
anyway i found a new place. the villagers got annoying fast. we can still meet at XXXX XXXX, though. i dont want you being followed to my main camp. no offense.]
[Ollie crumples the letter up at first, rolling his eyes at something so clearly not meant for him. He tosses it in the trash, and heads into the living room. He’s suddenly struck by the quiet of the house. Faulkner isn’t home, and there’s no use going into Larkspur, there’s really no one there he’d want to see. Ollie fishes the letter out of the trash, and smoothes it out, writing down the coordinates listed on a piece of paper. He pulls on a warm coat and boots, and finds one of Faulkner’s compasses in a chest. Ollie ventures to the Malfaction to pay an old friend…to pay an enemy…to find an acquaintance…to see Ceph.]
[In the woods outside of Ceph’s homestead, they hear footsteps coming through the snow. Eventually, a knock comes at the door.]
[16:01:56] <?[rp] ceph> fucking. coming.
[Ceph unlatches the several locks on the door.]
[16:02:16] <?[rp] ceph> punk if its not u ill be pissed
[The wrench the heavy door open to find: ]
[16:02:26] <?[rp] Ollie> heyyyyy handsome
[16:02:34] <?[rp] Ollie> or whatever . punk calls you
[16:02:37] <?[rp] ceph> what
[16:02:37] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont fucking know
[16:02:34] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off
[16:02:48] <?[rp] ceph> dni
[Ceph moves to shut the door in Ollie’s face, but they kick their boot into the door space, keeping it open.]
[16:02:49] <?[rp] Ollie> heyy don't be like that
[16:02:52] <?[rp] Ollie> don't close the door
[16:02:56] <?[rp] Ollie> don't you know thats rude
[Ceph pushes the door against Ollie’s boot in the door again, but not with much force.]
[16:02:57] <?[rp] ceph> do not interact
[Ceph pushes the door open another crack as Ollie doesn’t relent.]
[16:03:40] <?[rp] ceph> why tf r u here
[16:04:02] <?[rp] Ollie> well. you were the one to give me the invite here soo
[16:04:13] <?[rp] ceph> ...huh
[16:04:19] <?[rp] Ollie> not really fair for you to close the door on me
[Ollie laughs, finally the upper hand.]
[16:04:38] <?[rp] Ollie> you got the wrong address . Idiot
[16:04:38] <?[rp] ceph> did i actually send that fucking . drunk hate letter\
[Ceph rolls their eyes, half at Ollie, half at themself.]
[16:04:45] <?[rp] ceph> .
[They begin trying to shove the door closed on Ollie’s foot again.]
[16:04:49] <?[rp] ceph> bye
[16:04:53] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off
[Ollie pulls the previously crumpled but now neatly folded letter from his pocket.]
[16:05:09] <?[rp] ceph> the heart wasnt for u btw
[Ollie ignores Ceph as he takes a moment to read it over again.]
[16:05:23] <?[rp] Ollie> I certainly didn't get a hate letter..
[16:05:31] <?[rp] Ollie> quite the opposite actually
[16:05:39] <?[rp] Ollie> which is why i figured this wasn't for me
[16:05:38] <?[rp] ceph> bitch
[16:05:34] <?[rp] ceph> well u SHOULDVE
[16:05:57] <?[rp] Ollie> okay but, you wrote me a letter?
[16:06:06] <?[rp] ceph> did i say that
[16:06:23] <?[rp] Ollie> you just said you wrote a hate letter
[16:06:25] <?[rp] Ollie> for me
[He tips his head to the side, pressing the letter to his cheek.]
[16:06:39] <?[rp] Ollie> am I really on your mind that much?
[Ceph pushes their body against the door again.]
[16:06:42] <?[rp] ceph> anyway i think u have a problem with reading mail thats not for u
[16:06:51] <?[rp] Ollie> YOU SENT IT TO ME!!!
[Ceph throws the door open to shout in Ollie’s face.]
[16:06:52] <?[rp] ceph> fuck OFF
[16:07:02] <?[rp] ceph> get therapy
[16:07:06] <?[rp] ceph> or die
[16:07:10] <?[rp] Ollie> this isn't a me problem okay fucker
[16:07:22] <?[rp] ceph> bitch
[16:07:27] <?[rp] Ollie> why are you here
[16:07:42] <?[rp] ceph> ??? why are YOU here.
[16:07:54] <?[rp] ceph> this is MY house
[16:08:10] <?[rp] Ollie> im here because of the letter you sent me
[16:08:12] <?[rp] Ollie> there
[16:08:14] <?[rp] Ollie> your turn
[16:08:27] <?[rp] ceph> oh my god
[16:09:13] <?[rp] Ollie> you know ... i thought you might run off after your disaster of a wedding and... here you are..
.[16:08:34] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off okay
[16:08:41] <?[rp] ceph> im done with u
[Ceph turns on heel and retreats back upstairs. They leave the door open, where the blustery cold wind attempts to howl inside, but it beat back by the roaring fire in a nearby hearth, which heats the interior with a palpable warmth. Ollie pushes the door open, and steps inside. He looks up the stairs to find Ceph watching him with distaste from the top of the stairs.]
[16:10:19] <?[rp] Ollie> you're hiding
[Ceph seethes.]
[16:10:29] <?[rp] ceph> did u fucking BREAK IN
[16:10:40] <?[rp] Ollie> you didnt lock the door
[16:10:52] <?[rp] Ollie> it was basically open
[They rummage around upstairs.]
[16:11:10] <?[rp] ceph> ok and
[16:11:17] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u
[Ceph heaves an anvil over the side of the bannister, dropping it on Ollie’s head. It knocks into him, kicking him off balance.]
[16:11:18] <?[rp] Ollie> FUCKING OW-
[16:11:32] <?[rp] Ollie> what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
[16:11:38] <?[rp] ceph> a lot
[16:11:45] <?[rp] Ollie> IVE NOTICED.
[Ollie rubs their head and grumbles under their breath.]
[16:12:19] <?[rp] ceph> honestly you need to chill
[16:12:30] <?[rp] Ollie> YOU THREW AN ANVIL ON ME
[16:12:26] <?[rp] ceph> have some weed
[Ceph drops down a rolled joint.]
[16:12:40] <?[rp] Ollie> ?????????
[It lands on the ground in front of Ollie. He picks it up and wrinkles his nose. Ceph walks down the stairs, passing him. He hands it to them.]
[16:12:48] <?[rp] Ollie> no thanks.
[They rolls their eyes at him, but take it back.]
[16:12:50] <?[rp] ceph> its not that big of a deal. chill out
[16:13:03] <?[rp] ceph> youre being irrational
[16:13:30] <?[rp] Ollie> oh and youre being rational ....sitting here in a village all alone to escape from your issues
[He laughs, half remarking under his breath: ]
[16:13:47] <?[rp] Ollie> don't you understand the irony of this..
[16:13:55] <?[rp] ceph> what tf would U DO THEN
[16:14:21] <?[rp] ceph> iv got a fucking weird ass cat doing weird shit
[16:14:05] <?[rp] Ollie> well. I would have done this
[16:14:14] <?[rp] Ollie> same as you
[16:14:29] <?[rp] ceph> lol. lmao
[16:14:46] <?[rp] ceph> what right do u have to judge me then ?
[They shake their head at Ollie standing in the open doorway, the cold air blows in.]
[16:15:10] <?[rp] ceph> close the fucking door. youll let mobs in
[Ollie rolls his eyes, closes the door behind him, feeling it lock solidly into place.]
[16:15:13] <?[rp] Ollie> you gave me . a LOT of shit for what I did for months
[16:15:39] <?[rp] Ollie> the least I could do is return the favor.
[16:15:21] <?[rp] ceph> ok and
[16:16:16] <?[rp] ceph> was i supposed to let dan be emo over u
[16:15:44] <?[rp] ceph> u had ppl who wanted u back
[16:16:11] <?[rp] Ollie> and so do you if this letter means anything
[16:16:19] <?[rp] ceph> what
[16:16:26] <?[rp] ceph> ..no.
[16:16:30] <?[rp] ceph> i dont
[They look away, brow furrowed.]
[16:16:42] <?[rp] ceph> u dont get it
[16:17:23] <?[rp] Ollie> you at least have TWO people you care about, and unfortunately I'm sure they also care about you
[16:17:33] <?[rp] ceph> nobody gives a shit about anything except what i can do for them
[16:17:45] <?[rp] Ollie> that can't be true
[16:17:54] <?[rp] ceph> it fucking is
[16:18:05] <?[rp] Ollie> I'm sure punk would want to have you back
[16:18:18] <?[rp] Ollie> and Dan is probably worried about where you are
[16:18:22] <?[rp] Ollie> Dan worries a lot
[16:18:36] <?[rp] ceph> punk only visited me bc of that old fucking man’s husk of a plan
[16:18:47] <?[rp] ceph> and dan .. well.
[16:18:58] <?[rp] ceph> idk about him
[16:19:05] <?[rp] Ollie> ...who's plan?
[16:19:18] <?[rp] ceph> the wizard bitchs
[16:19:34] <?[rp] Ollie> ah
[16:20:05] <?[rp] Ollie> im purely asking out of curiosity ...what plan did they have that would include having Punk visit you
[16:19:46] <?[rp] ceph> they apparently think i can stop prince
[16:20:11] <?[rp] Ollie> oh.
[16:20:18] <?[rp] Ollie> well that's stupid
[16:20:26] <?[rp] ceph> it IS
[16:20:50] <?[rp] Ollie> i mean ...prince is really .fucking weird about you
[16:20:50] <?[rp] ceph> fucking. it hinges on him listening to me
[16:21:12] <?[rp] Ollie> do they listen to you?
[16:21:31] <?[rp] ceph> i dont know
[16:21:23] <?[rp] ceph> im not going within ten blocks of prince now
[16:21:35] <?[rp] Ollie> i can't blame you for that.
[16:21:54] <?[rp] ceph> ...thats what punk said too
[16:22:32] <?[rp] Ollie> why would Punk even get involved in this, this doesn't really seem like him
[16:22:13] <?[rp] ceph> anyway . why tf r u really here\
[16:22:30] <?[rp] ceph> everyone wants something
[16:22:36] <?[rp] Ollie> oh?
[16:22:38] <?[rp] ceph> what do u want
[16:22:45] <?[rp] Ollie> oh, nothing really
[16:22:50] <?[rp] Ollie> there's nothing you can give me
[16:23:00] <?[rp] ceph> rude ass
[16:23:10] <?[rp] Ollie> I just thought it would be funny if i stopped by
[16:23:21] <?[rp] Ollie> been a while since we talked right?
[16:23:32] <?[rp] Ollie> haven't seen you since the wedding ...and you look awful
[Scoffing: ]
[16:23:47] <?[rp] ceph> tell me shit i dont know
[16:23:50] <?[rp] Ollie> so maybe i am getting something out of you right now
[16:24:10] <?[rp] ceph> getting what, huh?
[16:24:15] <?[rp] Ollie> there's something so ...amusing ..about seeing you
[16:24:17] <?[rp] Ollie> doing what I did
[16:24:24] <?[rp] ceph> enjoyment out of my misery?
[16:24:30] <?[rp] Ollie> pretty much
[16:24:45] <?[rp] Ollie> i get to feel like how you did
[16:24:53] <?[rp] Ollie> when you saw me at what ...i thought was my worst
[16:25:05] <?[rp] ceph> u could never feel like me ever
[Ceph pulls back part of their dress to reveal the dagger in the hidden sheath at their thigh.]
[16:24:46] <?[rp] ceph> i can kill u whenever btw
[16:24:55] <?[rp] Ollie> hah
[16:25:25] <?[rp] ceph> even now, im HOT
[16:25:34] <?[rp] ceph> u cant say that can u
[16:25:35] <?[rp] Ollie> you need a bath
[16:25:38] <?[rp] Ollie> and new clothes
[Ceph pulls their dagger.]
[16:25:46] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u
[16:25:56] <?[rp] ceph> i dont have to take this
[They step into Ollie’s space, pulling the dagger to his neck. He tenses, but somehow…]
[16:26:30] <?[rp] Ollie> you don't but, I'll be gone soon so why not enjoy this moment
[16:26:43] <?[rp] Ollie> I don't genuinely think you enjoy being alone this much
[They press the blade into his skin.]
[16:26:54] <?[rp] ceph> fuck you yes i do
[16:27:08] <?[rp] ceph> i could kill you
[Ollie shakes his head at them ever so slightly. He can’t remember the last time they were this close.]
[16:27:13] <?[rp] Ollie> you could
[Ollie steps in closer, so close that he can feel the heat from Ceph’s body. They grit their teeth, but they don’t move away.]
[16:27:17] <?[rp] ceph> i could kill you right now
[16:27:38] <?[rp] Ollie> but you won't, not right now
[He tips his head. He smiles.]
[16:27:10] <?[rp] Ollie> what are you even doing?
[16:27:54] <?[rp] ceph> wtf
[Ceph bares their fangs.]
[16:28:13] <?[rp] ceph> stop trying to get in my fucking head
[He puts his hands up, lifting them slowly.]
[16:28:21] <?[rp] Ollie> if you wanted, you could have killed me the moment I was at your door
[Ceph’s voice wavers ever so slightly.]
[16:28:57] <?[rp] ceph> true
[16:28:34] <?[rp] Ollie> you don't really . hold off on killing me
[16:29:05] <?[rp] ceph> i think i will now
[Ceph turns the blade and flicks up upwards, slashing up Ollie’s cheek.]
[16:29:22] <?[rp] Ollie> fucking- ow.
[Ollie brings his hand up to stop the rush of blood that begins dripping down his face. It’ll probably leave a scar. Ceph moves away from him quickly, keeping their hackles raised as they step back.]
[16:29:34] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off
[16:30:13] <?[rp] ceph> im . just going to go away and pretend u arent here
[16:29:53] <?[rp] Ollie> ceph you can kill me later okay
[16:30:10] <?[rp] Ollie> i don't know what weird fucking satisfaction you get off killing me but
[16:30:19] <?[rp] Ollie> it wont feel as good if you kill me right now
[16:30:42] <?[rp] ceph> STOP TRYING TO GET IN MY HEAD
[They storm off to head up the stairs, turning back as they enunciate each word.]
[16:30:47] <?[rp] ceph> freak
[16:30:50] <?[rp] ceph> bye
[16:30:56] <?[rp] Ollie> alright then…
[Ollie wanders around the first floor, before following after Ceph. They spot him behind them.]
[16:31:47] <?[rp] ceph> oh fuck you
[Ollie pokes their head into the second floor.]
[16:31:58] <?[rp] Ollie> can I come up
[16:32:04] <?[rp] ceph> no
[16:32:07] <?[rp] ceph> kys
[Ollie sighs loudly, taking a seat on the stairs.]
[16:32:18] <?[rp] Ollie> okay. ill just sit here
[16:32:21] <?[rp] Ollie> on the stairs
[Ceph stares out the window, pointedly ignoring him.]
[16:32:36] <?[rp] Ollie> your room looks nice
[16:32:42] <?[rp] Ollie> this house looks nice
[16:33:03] <?[rp] Ollie> you've always been better than me at building homes I think..
[16:33:39] <?[rp] ceph> flattery doesnt work if i fucking hate u
[16:33:56] <?[rp] Ollie> no no! I'm being genuine
[16:34:11] <?[rp] Ollie> this place is fucking . small, but it feels cozy
[Quietly: ]
[16:34:17] <?[rp] ceph> oh the sunset out the back window is rlly nice.....
[16:34:22] <?[rp] Ollie> you should get a bigger place tho
[16:34:34] <?[rp] ceph> it sucks ass here ok
[16:34:41] <?[rp] Ollie> how long do you plan to be away for
[16:34:49] <?[rp] ceph> forever
[16:35:02] <?[rp] ceph> u wont find me next time
[Ollie chuckles.]
[16:35:12] <?[rp] Ollie> you can't hide forever
[16:35:25] <?[rp] ceph> oh it wouldnt be hiding
[16:35:31] <?[rp] ceph> not really
[16:35:28] <?[rp] Ollie> you're going to be miserable
[16:35:38] <?[rp] Ollie> you, already look miserable
[16:35:49] <?[rp] ceph> bc i AM bitch
[16:36:00] <?[rp] ceph> congrats ur eyes work
[16:35:55] <?[rp] Ollie> why?
[16:36:12] <?[rp] ceph> i dont feel like telling u
[16:36:17] <?[rp] Ollie> why not
[16:36:30] <?[rp] Ollie> you surely don't care about what I think
[16:36:43] <?[rp] ceph> no i dont
[16:36:42] <?[rp] Ollie> so why not just let it out
[16:36:38] <?[rp] ceph> oh my god ur like a three year old
[16:36:58] <?[rp] ceph> prince is everywhere
[16:37:17] <?[rp] ceph> it may not be telling Just You
[16:37:25] <?[rp] Ollie> I don't see any skulk here so ...I think we're safe
[16:37:36] <?[rp] Ollie> I've never gone near that shit
[16:37:45] <?[rp] ceph> still
[Ceph sighs, watching Ollie on the stairs.]
[16:37:34] <?[rp] ceph> come up here u look stupid
[16:37:41] <?[rp] Ollie> pfft- okay okay
[16:38:43] <?[rp] Ollie> this is gonna sound stupid but, in the specific context of prince being able to spy on people, I'm pretty sure you're safe with me
[16:38:56] <?[rp] Ollie> they don't even know my name
[16:39:08] <?[rp] ceph> that is gay of you to say
[16:39:13] <?[rp] Ollie> shut up
[16:39:28] <?[rp] ceph> next u will want to make out
[16:39:38] <?[rp] Ollie> i do not.
[16:40:09] <?[rp] ceph> yes u do who wouldnt wanna shove their tongue in my mouth
[16:40:14] <?[rp] ceph> im sexy
[16:40:26] <?[rp] Ollie> I DON,T.
[16:40:47] <?[rp] Ollie> don't ever say that again
[16:40:48] <?[rp] Ollie> ew
[16:39:39] <?[rp] Ollie> I just
[16:39:47] <?[rp] Ollie> want to get a better picture here
[16:40:21] <?[rp] Ollie> if you stay here, isolate yourself, youre going to be miserable and paranoid-
[16:41:23] <?[rp] ceph> well
[16:41:54] <?[rp] ceph> anyway, idk if youve noticed ollie, but im already both
[16:41:40] <?[rp] Ollie> look. if you stay here, youre gonna live in fear
[16:42:01] <?[rp] ceph> not for long
[16:42:13] <?[rp] Ollie> trust me I am much happier not hearing from you ever, but
[16:42:22] <?[rp] ceph> likewise
[16:42:50] <?[rp] Ollie> maybe you should go back. I don;t want that, I won't be getting anything out of it, but I just think that this way isn't it
[16:43:17] <?[rp] ceph> im not letting that old bitch think he can use me
[16:43:05] <?[rp] Ollie> if Prince poses a real danger to you, you have Dan and Punk to back you up
[16:43:11] <?[rp] Ollie> here, you're alone
[16:43:31] <?[rp] Ollie> if Prince found you, you wouldn't be able to do much
[16:43:40] <?[rp] ceph> i could run
[16:43:51] <?[rp] ceph> ive always ran
[16:44:13] <?[rp] ceph> i survived decades before this server
[16:44:16] <?[rp] Ollie> but ...I don't know- I don't know Prince that well but I doubt they would want to hurt you??? I don't know what that dumb cat has been doing nowadays but
[16:44:44] <?[rp] ceph> he fucked doc up
[16:44:55] <?[rp] Ollie> haha
[16:44:58] <?[rp] Ollie> that was fun
[16:45:09] <?[rp] Ollie> except when . that gross fucking arm thing happened
[16:44:32] <?[rp] ceph> he hurt punk
[16:44:42] <?[rp] Ollie> ..how?
[16:45:09] <?[rp] ceph> i dont know how! but punks... different
[16:45:18] <?[rp] ceph> his eyes r sculky
[16:45:19] <?[rp] Ollie> oh..
[16:45:33] <?[rp] Ollie> yikes-
[16:45:46] <?[rp] ceph> apparently prince locked him in his basement and starved him,
[16:45:53] <?[rp] Ollie> w-
[16:45:57] <?[rp] Ollie> WHAT
[16:46:06] <?[rp] ceph> i only know all of this second hand.
[16:46:10] <?[rp] ceph> of course
[16:46:32] <?[rp] Ollie> this is . holy shit . ceph you need to go back
[16:46:37] <?[rp] Ollie> you need to be there for Punk
[16:46:39] <?[rp] Ollie> holy fucking shit
[16:46:45] <?[rp] ceph> why
[16:46:56] <?[rp] ceph> theres nothing i could do
[16:47:42] <?[rp] Ollie> and. Punk has been asking you to come back according to you
[16:47:56] <?[rp] ceph> idk how to handle that shit
[16:47:16] <?[rp] Ollie> you could at least be there for him and Dan emotionally you know ???
[16:47:43] <?[rp] ceph> im not a fucking therapist
[16:48:24] <?[rp] Ollie> you don't need to be a therapist
[16:48:25] <?[rp] Ollie> just
[16:48:33] <?[rp] Ollie> be there for the people you fucking love
[16:49:07] <?[rp] Ollie> you could at least do that, instead of being here and writing him dumb fucking letters while you're drunk or something
[16:49:22] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u
[Ceph is quiet, but their words are sharp.]
[16:47:23] <?[rp] ceph> u failed as an admin btw <3
[16:48:17] <?[rp] Ollie> I know I've failed ,I failed a long time ago and I continue to fail, but this isnt important right now
[16:48:27] <?[rp] ceph> it is actually
[16:48:48] <?[rp] ceph> punk would be fine if u did ur job
[16:49:36] <?[rp] Ollie> im trying to help you, you idiot
[16:49:49] <?[rp] ceph> ur not doing a good job
[16:50:02] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah because you're so DENSE
[16:50:21] <?[rp] Ollie> how would you feel if you
[16:50:26] <?[rp] Ollie> stayed here
[16:50:34] <?[rp] Ollie> and something happened to Punk
[Ceph brings a handkerchief to their mouth, coughing into it daintily.]
[16:50:47] <?[rp] ceph> i wouldnt know actually
[16:50:58] <?[rp] ceph> who tf would tell me
[16:50:58] <?[rp] Ollie> doesn't that bother you???
[16:51:01] <?[rp] ceph> no
[16:51:13] <?[rp] ceph> it rlly doesnt
[16:51:33] <?[rp] Ollie> why
[16:51:37] <?[rp] Ollie> you care about him
[16:51:45] <?[rp] Ollie> dont you want to help him
[16:52:10] <?[rp] ceph> lol not if it means fucking myself over
[16:51:49] <?[rp] ceph> i think itd be funny to drop another anvil on u
[16:51:59] <?[rp] Ollie> you're deflecting
[16:52:04] <?[rp] Ollie> it does bother you
[16:52:14] <?[rp] ceph> im not
[Ceph heaves up another anvil and drops it on Ollie.]
[16:52:27] <?[rp] Ollie> OW-
[16:52:44] <?[rp] ceph> get anviled idiot
[16:52:32] <?[rp] Ollie> ceph
[16:52:43] <?[rp] Ollie> you're going to be fine
[16:52:57] <?[rp] ceph> no im not fuck u
[16:53:01] <?[rp] ceph> im not
[16:53:14] <?[rp] Ollie> as you said, you have survived this long
[16:53:23] <?[rp] ceph> im not going to be fine
[Their voice tenses.]
[16:53:32] <?[rp] ceph> its different ok
[16:53:43] <?[rp] Ollie> even I couldn't kill you, i doubt a silly cat will be the end of you
[16:53:57] <?[rp] ceph> u never even tried rlly
[Ceph rolls their eyes, like it’s an insult for Ollie to not have tried harder.]
[16:54:13] <?[rp] ceph> u just used ur shitty commands
[16:53:59] <?[rp] Ollie> and what's the point of surviving if youre just
[16:54:01] <?[rp] Ollie> going to be alone
[16:54:06] <?[rp] Ollie> and miserable
[16:54:12] <?[rp] Ollie> in a sad little cabin
[16:54:37] <?[rp] ceph> im not coming back here
[16:54:56] <?[rp] ceph> ill go be miserable in a CASTLE or some shit
[16:55:00] <?[rp] ceph> yayyyyyyyyy
[16:55:11] <?[rp] Ollie> well, a castle is better than this at least right
[16:55:23] <?[rp] ceph> well yea
[16:55:26] <?[rp] Ollie> and at least you will be making the effort to help Punk and Dan
[16:55:33] <?[rp] ceph> what
[16:56:04] <?[rp] Ollie> I don't know why they need you to go back but
[16:56:10] <?[rp] Ollie> It's gotta be for a reason
[16:56:12] <?[rp] Ollie> right
[Ceph shakes their head.]
[16:56:30] <?[rp] ceph> im not going back okay
[16:56:43] <?[rp] ceph> if punk didnt convince me
[16:56:56] <?[rp] ceph> why do u think u can
[16:57:07] <?[rp] Ollie> I don't know
[16:57:21] <?[rp] Ollie> I don't know why I even care about this
[16:57:35] <?[rp] Ollie> but I guess I feel better at least trying to help you
[16:57:43] <?[rp] ceph> i hate you . you know that right
[16:57:47] <?[rp] Ollie> i know
[16:57:55] <?[rp] ceph> go die
[16:58:10] <?[rp] Ollie> i guess im just having a weird moment right now
[16:58:25] <?[rp] ceph> drink this outside
[16:58:32] <?[rp] ceph> n break ur neck
[16:59:00] <?[rp] Ollie> I didn't come back, when people needed me, and look where that left me
[16:59:07] <?[rp] ceph> L
[16:59:18] <?[rp] Ollie> you're right, I did fail as an admin
[16:59:28] <?[rp] ceph> yeah u did
[16:59:35] <?[rp] Ollie> but I mean, if you're gonna give me shit for it, at least don't make the same mistakes I did
[16:59:35] <?[rp] ceph> u fucking suck
[16:59:39] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah
[16:59:40] <?[rp] Ollie> i know
[16:59:58] <?[rp] ceph> hahaha.........theres one key difference here
[17:00:17] <?[rp] Ollie> which is?
[17:00:18] <?[rp] ceph> YOU were meant to protect everyone
[17:00:36] <?[rp] ceph> i was never included in that everyone, really
[17:00:51] <?[rp] ceph> so i dont feel responsible
[17:00:57] <?[rp] ceph> so sad
[17:01:01] <?[rp] ceph> too bad
[17:00:57] <?[rp] Ollie> you could protect the ones you love
[17:01:03] <?[rp] Ollie> not everyone but
[17:01:06] <?[rp] Ollie> just those two
[17:01:23] <?[rp] Ollie> it would be smart to do so id say ..they will keep you safe
[17:01:31] <?[rp] ceph> ..
[17:01:37] <?[rp] ceph> they rlly cant
[17:01:56] <?[rp] ceph> not from.....
[Ceph gestures vaguely.]
[17:02:05] <?[rp] ceph> everything, yk
[17:02:13] <?[rp] Ollie> well, yeah, of course not
[17:02:16] <?[rp] Ollie> no one can
[17:02:43] <?[rp] Ollie> but isnt them trying to do so enough
[17:03:01] <?[rp] ceph> its stupid
[17:03:04] <?[rp] Ollie> and you could do the same, you could try
[17:03:08] <?[rp] ceph> why even try
[They gesture for Ollie to come closer.]
[17:03:44] <?[rp] ceph> ollie come here ok lets kiss n ill throw up blood into ur mouth
[17:03:52] <?[rp] ceph> itll be like sex
[17:04:11] <?[rp] ceph> cough. throw. all the same
[Sincere: ]
[17:04:15] <?[rp] Ollie> because they are the people you care about, and doing nothing and letting them die is worse
[17:05:07] <?[rp] ceph> they can respawn itll be fine
[17:05:04] <?[rp] Ollie> can you stop saying stupid shit for a second
[17:05:11] <?[rp] ceph> no fuck u
[17:05:20] <?[rp] Ollie> punk doesnt seem fine
[17:05:48] <?[rp] ceph> lets rip each others ribs open and ****** **** *****
[Ceph says several words that Ollie can’t comprehend. He’s heard someone speak in a language like that before, but he doesn’t like to think about who was speaking it.]
[17:05:50] <?[rp] Ollie> im not just talking about, being physically alright, they both must be scared and devastated
[17:06:15] <?[rp] Ollie> maybe you being present will alleviate that a bit
[17:07:45] <?[rp] ceph> who the hell would care that much
[17:07:50] <?[rp] ceph> skill issue
[Ollie sighs.]
[17:08:13] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah.
[17:08:16] <?[rp] Ollie> skill issue
[17:08:17] <?[rp] ceph> ,,,,,,,,,r u just gonna stand there like a freak
[17:08:26] <?[rp] Ollie> what do you want me to do??
[17:08:31] <?[rp] ceph> idk.
[17:08:49] <?[rp] ceph> sitting on the bed would be gay
[17:09:00] <?[rp] ceph> so dont do that
[17:09:05] <?[rp] Ollie> i know
[17:09:31] <?[rp] ceph> dont snoop through my stuff btw
[17:09:37] <?[rp] ceph> for no reason
[17:09:41] <?[rp] Ollie> I won't
[17:09:54] <?[rp] Ollie> i don't see why id do that
[17:10:05] <?[rp] Ollie> last time it really bit me in the ass haha
[17:09:57] <?[rp] ceph> ok ill sit on the bed
[Ceph sits down, leaning on their arms.]
[17:11:26] <?[rp] ceph> u look stupid btw
[17:11:30] <?[rp] Ollie> I think i've done the best I could do
[17:11:36] <?[rp] Ollie> annnyywayy...
[17:11:40] <?[rp] Ollie> what did that letter of mine say
[17:11:47] <?[rp] ceph> can i kill u now
[Ceph looks stunned, and suddenly goes quiet.]
[17:11:50] <?[rp] ceph> …
[17:11:52] <?[rp] Ollie> i cant believe you'd write me a LETTER HAH
[17:12:02] <?[rp] ceph> u dont need to see it ok
[Ollie pulls out the letter, walking closer to Ceph. He taps the heart on the paper.]
[17:12:11] <?[rp] Ollie> did it have a heart like this one
[17:12:19] <?[rp] Ollie> a gay ass fucking heart
[Ceph recoils back on the bed.]
[17:12:15] <?[rp] ceph> no
[17:12:22] <?[rp] ceph> bc i hate u
[17:12:33] <?[rp] Ollie> if you hated me you wouldnt be sending me love letters
[17:12:44] <?[rp] ceph> IT WASNT 4 U !!!!!
[17:13:01] <?[rp] Ollie> well i ended up recieving it so <3
[17:13:02] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u so fucking much
[17:13:09] <?[rp] ceph> go die
[17:13:14] <?[rp] ceph> kys
[17:13:20] <?[rp] Ollie> dont be a coward
[17:13:20] <?[rp] ceph> dni
[17:13:22] <?[rp] Ollie> do it yourself
[17:13:24] <?[rp] Ollie> bitch
[17:13:29] <?[rp] ceph> I WILL
[Ceph lunges at Ollie off the bed. They grab his shoulder, and thrust their dagger deep into his stomach, rage boiling as flames erupt from the blade. Ollie only smiles, grins, as the blood starts to pool on the ground below. Satisfying for both of them, somehow. The fire spreads across Ollie’s body from the blade.]
[17:13:35] ?[rp] Ollie was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting ?[rp] ceph
[He melts into thick, shadowy void, disappearing from the cabin. The room becomes silent. Ceph speaks, but they seem somewhat shaken.]
[17:13:45] <?[rp] ceph> wow one hit
[17:13:48] <?[rp] ceph> hahaha
[Ceph wipes the blade on their dress.]
[17:14:08] <?[rp] ceph> theres a dick joke in there somewhere
[17:14:12] <?[rp] ceph> oh well