Characters present: Ollie, Ceph
Date: 2/6/24
Season: 3

[In the lower level of the church, Ceph washes the stained glass windows idly.]

[21:36:24] <✦[rp] ceph> i love glass

[Ceph leans forward, peering through the glass out onto the Malfaction below.]

[21:37:17] <✦[rp] ceph> woaww i piicked a nice spot for this shit

[21:37:21] <✦[rp] ceph> good view

[Ollie walks in, deeply hungover, looking extremely tired. He resembles, in many ways, a sad little cat left out in the rain overnight. Ceph hears Ollie’s approach, turning around to face him. They look him up and down.]

[21:38:00] <✦[rp] ceph> well ig the veiws ruined now ^_^

[Ollie squints at Ceph, rubbing the back of his neck, either anticipating or already under the effects of a horrible headache.]

[21:38:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> hey ceph .can you shut the fuck up

[21:38:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> fucker

[21:38:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> bitch

[21:38:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> fucker bitch

[Ceph stances in front of Ollie, they smirk.]

[21:38:38] <✦[rp] ceph> hey ollie

[21:38:58] <✦[rp] ceph> hows the weather down there short ass

[21:39:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> FUCK YOUU

[He rubs his hand over his eyes.]

[21:39:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> seeing you gives me a headache

[Wistfully: ]

[21:39:24] <✦[rp] ceph> u could never fuck me

[Ollie turns their back on Ceph.]

[21:39:39] <✦[rp] ceph> do u wanna see my weird pet

[21:39:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> I do NOT want to

[21:39:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> id rather die than do that

[21:39:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> no

[21:39:54] <✦[rp] ceph> wtf

[21:40:06] <✦[rp] ceph> ur a bitch you know that right

[Ollie turns back: ]

[21:40:21] <✦[rp] Ollie> you're a BIGGER BITCH !!!

[21:40:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> uauahghghg

[21:40:38] <✦[rp] Ollie> how am i not dead

[Ceph shakes their head.]

[21:40:33] <✦[rp] ceph> i should never share my stash with bitches

[21:40:45] <✦[rp] ceph> ur so ungreatful

[21:40:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> you are so ANNOYING

[21:40:57] <✦[rp] ceph> ok

[21:40:59] <✦[rp] ceph> and

[Ceph beckons him forward.]

[21:41:24] <✦[rp] ceph> comehere gay boy

[Ollie flips Ceph off.]

[21:41:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck you bitch im grabbing this fucking egg and then LEAVING

[He storms towards where the egg sits on its pedestal.]

[21:41:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU!!1

[21:41:34] <✦[rp] ceph> take ur dumbass egg

[21:41:38] <✦[rp] ceph> wtf

[21:41:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> . i am not listening to you but i am taking the fucking egg

[21:42:02] <✦[rp] ceph> fine what if i DONT let u bc ur rude

[Ceph sticks their tongue out.]

[21:42:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> you dont have a better use for it anyway

[21:42:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> id be doing you a favor

[21:42:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> not that you'd appreciate it

[21:42:44] <✦[rp] ceph> prince told me i could make it into soup

[Ceph steps forward towards the egg.]

[21:43:08] <✦[rp] ceph> maybe i do want soup

[21:43:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> that soup would probably SUCK !!

[21:43:21] <✦[rp] ceph> u ever have egg drop soup ollie

[21:43:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> i have not

[21:43:21] <✦[rp] Ollie> i could make you better soup

[21:43:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> the best soup youve ever had

[21:43:57] <✦[rp] ceph> would u put in some special seasonijng aka Poison

[21:44:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> anyway if you made this egg into soup i can assure you it would be the most disgusting fucked up thing you could put in your mouth

[21:44:21] <✦[rp] ceph> how do YOU know

[21:44:36] <✦[rp] ceph> what if i like it

[Ceph raises their eyebrows: ]

[21:44:38] <✦[rp] ceph> huh

[21:44:52] <✦[rp] ceph> what if ur tastes just suck ass

[21:44:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> the fuck

[21:45:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> well if you liked it then youd be out of fucking luck cuz its the only egg we have in this world

[21:46:03] <✦[rp] ceph> ok and

[21:46:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> also if you ate the egg

[21:46:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> wouldn't it be like

[21:46:46] <✦[rp] Ollie> canibalism

[21:46:50] <✦[rp] ceph> what

[21:47:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> you came from an egg

[Ceph frowns.]

[21:47:10] <✦[rp] ceph> do u think im a dragon

[21:47:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> no but

[21:47:40] <✦[rp] ceph> were u bornded

[21:47:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> ok nevermind

[Ollie walks over to the pedestal.]

[21:47:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> im taking the egg

[21:47:55] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck your egg drop soup

[21:47:58] <✦[rp] ceph> u also came from a shelless egg

[21:48:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> no I didn't

[21:48:07] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u bitch

[21:48:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck YOU bitch

[21:48:16] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u

[21:48:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck you !!!!!

[21:48:30] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u!!!!!

[21:48:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> i can keep going bitch

[21:48:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> FUCK YOUU and your stupid . face

[Ollie flips Ceph off again.]

[21:49:18] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u n ur wet ass personality

[21:49:28] <✦[rp] ceph> ur like dried duckweed

[21:49:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> what the FUCK

[They nod sagely, half smirking: ]

[21:49:45] <✦[rp] ceph> inescapable and agitating

[21:50:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> well if you want me to leave THAT BAD then you shouldn't have invited me over to dinner in the first place

[21:50:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> idiot

[21:50:24] <✦[rp] ceph> take the egg see if i care

[21:50:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> moron

[21:50:31] <✦[rp] ceph> hoe

[21:50:39] <✦[rp] ceph> i hate u

[21:50:42] <✦[rp] ceph> go die

[21:50:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> youd WISH I died fucker

[21:51:27] <✦[rp] ceph> i rlly do

[Ceph draws their dagger, they play with the blade.]

[21:51:38] <✦[rp] ceph> i wish we both died

[21:51:51] <✦[rp] ceph> i wish youd die with me

[21:52:21] <✦[rp] ceph> so i could drag u into hell with me

[They point out the blade lazily at Ceph.]

[21:52:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> would killing me be THAT worth it for you

[Ceph drags the blade through the air, mimicking the different ways they could slice Ollie to ribbons.]

[21:52:37] <✦[rp] ceph> hmm..

[21:52:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> would you take yourself down with me

[21:52:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> huh

[Ceph considers it.]

[21:52:51] <✦[rp] ceph> would i

[They stare at Ollie longer than they mean to. They have to pull their gaze away. He really is pathetic isn’t he?]

[21:53:03] <✦[rp] ceph> ..

[21:53:08] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway

[21:53:20] <✦[rp] ceph> take the egg and get lost

[21:53:29] <✦[rp] ceph> you stupid ⎓ᔑ⊣⊣𝙹ℸ ̣

[Ollie blanches. He shakes his head, trying to get back to reality. He doesn’t know galactic, but he can’t help but get the feeling that he was just called a slur.]

[21:54:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> I- fuck you

[21:54:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> ill gladly fuck off

[Ceph laughs, hollow.]

[21:54:21] <✦[rp] ceph> youll be back ollie

[21:54:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> HAH we will see about that

[21:54:46] <✦[rp] ceph> u always come back bc ur a fucking player

[21:55:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> I'll just take this and be on my merry way back

[21:55:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> and things will finally . go back to normal . at least a little bit

[Ollie reaches out to take the egg. They pause, just for a moment, Ceph seems to register the flinch.]

[21:55:26] <✦[rp] ceph> do u want to tho

[Ollie tries to place his hands on the egg, the area around the surface is slightly warm to the touch.]

[21:55:36] <✦[rp] ceph> do u wanna leave

[21:55:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...what do you mean

[21:55:47] <✦[rp] Ollie> of course i do

[21:55:55] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you think id rather stay with YOU

[21:56:06] <✦[rp] ceph> u stayed last night

[21:56:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> i cant just say no to food okay ........

[21:56:33] <✦[rp] ceph> if u reallyyyyy couldnt stand me you wouldve tho

[21:56:49] <✦[rp] ceph> no matter how hungry u were

[21:57:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> what are you trying to imply.

[Ollie turns away from the egg.]

[21:57:16] <✦[rp] ceph> i think ur hungry for something else

[21:57:21] <✦[rp] ceph> connection

[Ollie rolls his eyes.]

[21:57:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh really

[21:57:46] <✦[rp] Ollie> and do you think id find that with you

[21:57:55] <✦[rp] ceph> how many ppl give a fuck about u rlly

[21:58:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...

[21:58:04] <✦[rp] ceph> like. 2??

[21:58:13] <✦[rp] ceph> thats generous

[21:58:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> well i know you're definitely not one of them

[21:58:39] <✦[rp] ceph> ur sad and alone ^_^

[21:58:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> so are YOU

[21:59:01] <✦[rp] ceph> well as you saw last night, im good at pretending

[Quietly.]

[21:59:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> but

[21:59:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont want it to be pretend okay

[Continuing: ]

[21:59:19] <✦[rp] ceph> also ur dad has visited me like 5 times

[21:59:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> SHUT UP

[21:59:41] <✦[rp] ceph> how many times has he came to see your dumb ass

[21:59:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21:59:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> hes busy

[21:59:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> he has other things to do okay

[22:00:05] <✦[rp] ceph> like me

[22:00:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> I HATEE YOUUU !!!!!!!

[22:00:15] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:00:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> what do you WANT from me

[22:00:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> why are you doing this to me

[22:00:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you want me to stay, do you want me to leave, do you want me to die

[22:00:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> pick something bitch

[Ceph turns the blade towards themself, they place the tip of it against the fabric of their clothing above their heart.]

[22:00:55] <✦[rp] ceph> i want a lot of fucking things ollie

[22:01:08] <✦[rp] ceph> im not getting them though

[22:01:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> why not

[22:01:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> what do you want

[Ceph pulls the blade away, they look down at it.]

[22:01:32] <✦[rp] ceph> you dont need to understand

[22:01:46] <✦[rp] ceph> its not that u wont lol

[22:01:56] <✦[rp] ceph> u dont need to know

[22:02:22] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway take the egg i dont fucking care

[22:02:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> well, what do you want from me then

[22:02:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> there's gonna be a reason youre talking to me

[They sheath the dagger.]

[22:02:42] <✦[rp] ceph> leave me to rot in this dumb ass place

[Ollie steps slightly towards Ceph.]

[22:02:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> ah

[22:03:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> so, you are lonely

[22:03:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> arent you

[Ceph sighs.]

[22:03:19] <✦[rp] ceph> okay sure lets go with that

[22:03:21] <✦[rp] ceph> ig

[22:03:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you want me to leave

[22:03:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> be truthful

[22:04:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> because i dont think youd be making this much of a fuss if you didnt care

[They can’t look him in the eye.]

[22:04:09] <✦[rp] ceph> would it change anything

[22:04:21] <✦[rp] ceph> would u give a shit

[22:04:21] <✦[rp] Ollie> it would, actually

[22:04:31] <✦[rp] ceph> why lol

[22:05:11] <✦[rp] ceph> why do u care

[22:05:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> i don't know, i dont... want to leave you to "rot" in here

[22:05:47] <✦[rp] ceph> wow

[22:05:49] <✦[rp] ceph> lol

[22:05:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont know why i care honestly

[22:05:59] <✦[rp] ceph> you shouldnt

[22:06:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah, i know i shouldnt

[22:06:05] <✦[rp] ceph> i hate you

[22:06:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah ...i know you do

[22:06:24] <✦[rp] ceph> id kill you forever given the chance

[22:06:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> i know

[22:06:36] <✦[rp] ceph> u suck

[22:06:44] <✦[rp] ceph> u suck so much

[22:06:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> i know ..

[There’s a long silence. Awkwardly, they speak: ]

[22:07:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you want me to help

[22:07:10] <✦[rp] ceph> ...help

[22:07:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> clean your shit windows

[22:07:16] <✦[rp] ceph> oh

[22:07:20] <✦[rp] ceph> ....sure

[Ceph hands Ollie a washcloth and a bucket of warm water. He holds them up to begin cleaning, surveying the work that needs to get done.]

[22:07:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> you shouldnt have made so many windows

[22:07:37] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck you

[22:07:43] <✦[rp] Ollie> or make them THAT tall

[22:07:53] <✦[rp] ceph> u dont understand anything

[22:08:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> i understand utility <3

[22:08:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> and theres not much utility with these windows

[22:08:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> hmm

[22:08:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> well

[22:08:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> they do give off light

[22:08:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> to this otherwise very very dark place

[22:08:45] <✦[rp] ceph> u wouldnt understand aesthetic if it threw up in ur bed n died

[22:09:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> I guess not

[22:09:22] <✦[rp] ceph> ur sense of fashion sucks ass

[22:09:33] <✦[rp] ceph> whatt r u wearing

[22:09:35] <✦[rp] ceph> ew

[22:09:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[22:09:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> my coat is COOL fuck you

[He turns away from Ceph and continues to wash the windows.]

[22:09:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay youre still lashing out

[22:10:01] <✦[rp] ceph> DONT psycoanalyze me

[22:10:13] <✦[rp] ceph> 'lashing out' fuck off

[22:10:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> what would you prefer i call it?

[22:10:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> a tantrum?

[22:10:44] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck you

[22:11:10] <✦[rp] ceph> call it my winning personality ^_^

[22:11:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay okay enough of this

[22:11:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you have a ladder

[22:11:15] <✦[rp] ceph> ..no

[22:11:17] <✦[rp] ceph> lol

[22:11:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you have scaffolding??

[22:11:32] <✦[rp] ceph> yes

[Ceph hands over a pile of scaffolding to be set up.]

[22:11:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh okay

[22:11:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> thank void, i don't know how else youd build this whole thing without it

[Ollie begins placing down the scaffolding. They climb up it as Ceph continues to clean below.]

[22:12:11] <✦[rp] ceph> i also have 17 blocks of netherrite

[22:12:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> HOW

[22:12:53] <✦[rp] ceph> wouldnt u like to know

[22:13:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> i genuinely would, how do you get THAT much netherite

[22:13:31] <✦[rp] ceph> maybe it was honest work maybe i sucked someone off

[22:13:39] <✦[rp] ceph> u will never know

[22:13:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> i guess i wont

[Ceph continues washing the windows. They’re not quite sure why they’re washing the inside of them, but they do know that dust does tend to settle on them. Ollie starts washing one of the windows above.]

[22:14:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you accept constructive criticism

[22:14:54] <✦[rp] ceph> sure ^_^

[22:15:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> you should get a fireplace

[22:15:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> its fucking cold in here

[22:15:14] <✦[rp] ceph> okay so

[22:15:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> less than outside but, holy shit

[22:15:27] <✦[rp] ceph> ill throw you in it

[22:15:34] <✦[rp] ceph> thatll warm u up

[22:15:43] <✦[rp] Ollie> id prefer that

[Ollie continues again after a short silence.]

[22:16:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> you could get a fireplace

[22:16:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> and blankets

[22:16:13] <✦[rp] ceph> have u ever froze to death

[22:16:31] <✦[rp] ceph> is this some trauma

[22:17:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck you its not trauma

[He pauses.]

[22:16:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> no, and i plan to never do so

[22:16:34] <✦[rp] ceph> oh ok

[22:17:08] <✦[rp] ceph> did u know u start feeling rlly fucking hot before u freeze to death

[22:17:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> really

[They sigh.]

[22:17:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> im trying to suggest ways to make this place more LIVABLE

[22:18:08] <✦[rp] ceph> well if ur so good at making livable spaces why dont u help decorate

[22:18:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> WOULD you let me decorate

[22:18:36] <✦[rp] ceph> sure

[22:18:47] <✦[rp] ceph> bc ur soooooooooooooooooo good at it

[22:18:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> cuz last time I decorated a house you told me it was shit

[22:18:55] <✦[rp] ceph> i did do that

[22:18:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck you!!!!!!!!1

[22:19:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> bitch

[22:19:30] <✦[rp] ceph> but u also said u liked my improvements to that shitty cabin

[22:20:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> DONT CALL MY CABIN SHITTY but i did like your improvements

[22:20:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> you're good at building

[22:20:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> i mean, this place is beautiful

[22:20:41] <✦[rp] ceph> ur cabin was depressing

[22:20:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> YOURE depressing fuck you

[22:21:15] <✦[rp] ceph> buy me dinner first jfc

[22:21:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> i mean

[22:21:37] <✦[rp] Ollie> you already took me out to dinner

[22:21:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> ayooo

[22:22:02] <✦[rp] ceph> we actually stayed here but whatever

[22:22:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> its still dinner

[22:22:28] <✦[rp] ceph> ok who asked

[22:22:46] <✦[rp] Ollie> im just trying to clarify

[22:24:14] <✦[rp] ceph> clarify these nuts

[22:24:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> you are impossible to talk with sometimes

[22:24:31] <✦[rp] ceph> so r u

[22:24:37] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay fair

[Ceph begins to mock Ollie below.]

[22:24:46] <✦[rp] ceph> ooooohhhhhh im ollieeeeeeeee nobody likes meeeeeee

[22:24:55] <✦[rp] ceph> my bitch DIED

[22:24:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> shut up

[22:25:00] <✦[rp] ceph> so sad

[22:25:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> SHUT UP

[22:25:12] <✦[rp] ceph> make me

[22:25:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> you arent funny

[22:25:25] <✦[rp] ceph> im funny to me ^_^

[22:25:35] <✦[rp] ceph> im all that matters

[22:25:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> id love to live in whatever world you seem to be in

[22:26:22] <✦[rp] ceph> its called having whimsy

[22:26:56] <✦[rp] Ollie> its called being self absorbed

[22:26:56] <✦[rp] ceph> ur whimsyless AND bitchless

[22:26:59] <✦[rp] ceph> ok

[22:27:05] <✦[rp] ceph> same thing

[Ollie rolls their eyes.]

[22:27:50] <✦[rp] ceph> do u ever get tired of being so miserable

[22:28:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you ever get tired of being so annoying

[22:28:11] <✦[rp] ceph> no~

[Ceph looks up at Ollie on the scaffolding.]

[22:28:52] <✦[rp] ceph> get down from there before u fall and die

[22:29:00] <✦[rp] ceph> u look stupid

[22:29:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> poor you

[22:29:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> does it bother you?

[22:29:32] <✦[rp] ceph> i want to be the one to kill u

[22:29:34] <✦[rp] ceph> not

[22:29:53] <✦[rp] ceph> fall damage

[22:30:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> ohhh, are you worried about me?

[22:30:21] <✦[rp] ceph> who said that

[22:30:37] <✦[rp] ceph> get ur ears checked

[22:30:41] <✦[rp] ceph> oh wait

[22:30:54] <✦[rp] ceph> we dont have an actuall doctor

[22:30:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> you're the one worried about fall damage killing me

[22:30:56] <✦[rp] ceph> L

[Ceph kicks the base of the scaffolding, knocking it over and causing Ollie to freefall and tumble to the ground.]

[22:31:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> OW

[22:31:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> FUCKING BASTARD-

[22:31:28] <✦[rp] ceph> <3

[22:31:38] <✦[rp] Ollie> uuughghghughghgghahghhggh

[Ollie rubs their back in pain.]

[22:31:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> im literally HELPING YOU

[22:31:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> why would you do that

[Ceph hunches over, mocking Ollie.]

[22:31:57] <✦[rp] ceph> oh ur back hurts

[22:32:01] <✦[rp] ceph> r u old

[22:32:07] <✦[rp] ceph> r u an old man

[22:32:15] <✦[rp] ceph> with arthritis

[22:32:21] <✦[rp] ceph> and dementia

[22:32:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> you MADE ME FALL ON MY BACK

[Ceph straightens up and grins.]

[22:32:38] <✦[rp] ceph> i did didnt i

[22:32:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> im pretty sure youre older than me so shut up

[22:32:44] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:33:09] <✦[rp] ceph> i am and im still doing better than U

[22:33:16] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[Ceph presses a panel in the stone wall. It flip up, revealing a bottle of vodka, they pop off the top and drink it.]

[22:33:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> how about you fall down and see how youd react fucker

[22:34:03] <✦[rp] ceph> i wouldnt be a bitch about it

[22:34:25] <✦[rp] ceph> i think u should work for me

[22:34:40] <✦[rp] ceph> u could be my window washer

[22:34:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> didnt we already do this

[22:34:48] <✦[rp] ceph> do what

[22:35:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> with the ......the mcbonals or whatever it was called .........

[22:35:27] <✦[rp] ceph> haha yea

[22:35:34] <✦[rp] ceph> that was funny

[22:35:50] <✦[rp] ceph> come here gay boy

[22:35:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> dont tell me what to do

[22:36:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> and dont call me that okay

[Ceph laughs.]

[22:36:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> shut up

[Ollie stretches out his back, before walking over to Ceph.]

[22:36:22] <✦[rp] Ollie> what do you want

[22:36:26] <✦[rp] ceph> u still came didnt u

[22:36:41] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway look

[22:36:43] <✦[rp] Ollie> i just want to HEAR you better okay

[22:36:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh

[Ceph pushes up another panel, revealing a zombie being kept inside of one of the walls.]

[22:36:53] <✦[rp] ceph> hes my pet

[22:36:55] <✦[rp] ceph> ig

[22:36:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> why do you have zombie there-

[22:36:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> what

[22:37:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> why

[22:37:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> why do you keep it as a pet

[22:37:14] <✦[rp] ceph> idk he spawned

[22:37:23] <✦[rp] ceph> n i kept him

[22:37:26] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:37:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> so you just .........kept him there ......as a pet...

[22:37:41] <✦[rp] ceph> yes

[22:37:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> are you okay

[22:38:00] <✦[rp] ceph> why wouldnt i be

[22:38:13] <✦[rp] ceph> i nametagged him :D

[22:38:22] <✦[rp] Ollie> w

[22:38:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> what does that MEAN

[22:38:42] <✦[rp] ceph> do u not know what cunty means

[22:38:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> i. i guess i do

[22:39:01] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway back to the darkness for him

[Ceph pushes the panel back down.]

[22:39:08] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:39:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont know how to feel

[22:39:32] <✦[rp] ceph> feeel bad and die

[22:39:47] <✦[rp] ceph> i hope u get a tummy ache n die

[22:39:51] <✦[rp] Ollie> wow

[22:39:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> mean

[22:40:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> why are you getting close to me

[Ceph walks up to Ollie, encroaching into his space.]

[22:40:28] <✦[rp] ceph> why not

[Ollie takes a wary step back. Ceph furrows their brow.]

[22:40:51] <✦[rp] ceph> ur eyes r yellow

[22:40:55] <✦[rp] ceph> like piss

[22:41:02] <✦[rp] ceph> or the sun

[22:41:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> .........okay

[Ceph takes a step closer. Ollie tries to return the conversational gesture.]

[22:41:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> yours are uhh

[22:41:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> bit greyish

[22:41:57] <✦[rp] ceph> haha wow they are?

[22:42:06] <✦[rp] ceph> i didnt notice'

[Ceph continues into Ollie’s space, they look over his clothing.]

[22:41:44] <✦[rp] ceph> i think youd look better in blue

[22:42:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> why are you trying to give me fashion advice right now

[22:42:12] <✦[rp] ceph> why not

[They take another step forward, and Ollie, trying to take another step back, finds himself backed against a wall.]

[22:42:39] <✦[rp] ceph> ur cloak thing is fucking emo

[22:42:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> my cloak thing is COOL

[22:43:07] <✦[rp] ceph> maybe in 1768

[22:43:26] <✦[rp] ceph> but rn it looks like shit

[They reach out and play with the hem of Ollie’s cloak.]

[22:43:33] <✦[rp] ceph> outdated

[22:43:39] <✦[rp] ceph> tattered

[22:43:42] <✦[rp] ceph> ratty

[22:43:44] <✦[rp] ceph> ew

[Ollie tugs it away from Ceph, and Ceph lets go gingerly.]

[22:43:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> you dont get it okay

[22:44:01] <✦[rp] ceph> u sound so emo'

[22:44:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont get why youre insulting my clothes

[22:44:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...or why you're so close

[22:44:51] <✦[rp] ceph> haha

[22:45:01] <✦[rp] ceph> so i can do this

[Ceph pushes him into the wall, stabbing the stone beside his head with the dagger.]

[22:45:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> OW

[22:45:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> what is your PROBLEM

[22:47:03] <✦[rp] ceph> this is homoerotic dont u think

[22:47:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[22:47:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you want to BREAK my BACK

[22:47:29] <✦[rp] ceph> hahaa

[They’re close enough that Ollie can smell the scented vodka on their breath.]

[22:47:37] <✦[rp] ceph> ;))

[22:47:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> the fuck does that mean

[22:48:28] <✦[rp] ceph> u wouldnt know eroticism if it stabbed u in the gut

[22:48:43] <✦[rp] Ollie> id rather not be stabbed in the gut

[22:49:02] <✦[rp] ceph> wouldnt we all rather not be

[Ceph tugs at the corners of his cloak again.]

[22:44:37] <✦[rp] ceph> i have an extra cloak if ur cold ^_^ it looks wayyyyyyyyyy sexier

[22:44:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> hmmmmm

[22:45:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> is it warmer

[22:49:24] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway`

[22:49:31] <✦[rp] ceph> ur weird

[22:49:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> ???????????

[22:49:37] <✦[rp] ceph> and cringe

[22:49:43] <✦[rp] ceph> i hate you

[22:49:52] <✦[rp] ceph> we should be besties

[22:49:55] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:49:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> are you cornering me just to insult me????

[22:50:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> ?????????????????

[22:50:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> you really need to decide on how you feel about me

[22:50:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont know if you’re trying to kill me or not

[22:51:22] <✦[rp] ceph> im cornering u to send mixed signals and perhaps play mind games

[22:51:22] <✦[rp] ceph> and its working

[22:51:22] <✦[rp] Ollie> why are you DOING this

[22:52:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> do you just want me here to torture me

[22:52:20] <✦[rp] ceph> hmmmm

[22:52:29] <✦[rp] ceph> sure ^_^

[22:52:37] <✦[rp] ceph> i am a sadist

[22:52:46] <✦[rp] Ollie> what does that mean

[22:52:55] <✦[rp] ceph> do u like being tied upp and stabbed

[22:53:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> what????????

[22:53:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> no???????????????

[22:53:24] <✦[rp] ceph> ur sooooo boring wtf

[22:53:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> sorry i dont want to be STABBED i guess

[Ceph still hasn’t pulled away.]

[22:53:46] <✦[rp] ceph> so what do u think

[22:54:04] <✦[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:57:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> what do I think... about what

[22:57:33] <✦[rp] ceph> about being besties ^_^

[22:57:46] <✦[rp] ceph> my second in command

[22:57:54] <✦[rp] ceph> my window washer

[22:57:57] <✦[rp] ceph> ect

[22:58:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> those are all three VERY different things-

[22:58:32] <✦[rp] ceph> not rlly

[22:59:20] <✦[rp] ceph> we can ride horseys and play bingo and stab each other

[22:59:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> i don't want to be your window washer

[22:59:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> but ........your second in command ...what does that mean? what does that entail?

[22:59:33] <✦[rp] ceph> oh that

[22:59:50] <✦[rp] ceph> thats not that important ^_^

[23:00:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah, i doubt, youre a king to no one at this point

[23:00:42] <✦[rp] ceph> oh im king in ur dads bed

[23:00:30] <✦[rp] ceph> prince just kinda implied he was my second in command at some poinmt i think

[23:01:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> so ...you want me to replace that fucked up cat ?????????? cuz im NOT doing the weird shit they do in your name bitch

[23:01:54] <✦[rp] ceph> i LITTERALY dont want him doing that shit

[23:00:57] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway i wanna replace him

[23:01:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh

[23:01:16] <✦[rp] ceph> so he gets all pathetic and miserable

[23:01:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> ah.......... would that make things better or worse for everyone?

[23:01:57] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u

[23:02:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> WELL I WOULDNT KNOW !!

[23:02:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> i know you wouldn't want to hurt Punk but

[23:02:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> I have no idea about the other things Prince has done okay

[23:02:41] <✦[rp] ceph> ollie to survive as someone like me u dont fucking start shit

[23:02:49] <✦[rp] ceph> u look scary and shit

[23:02:59] <✦[rp] ceph> but u dont do anything

[23:03:24] <✦[rp] ceph> bc everyone else is way better equipped to survive

[23:03:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> hm

[23:03:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> guess that makes sense

[23:03:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> you dont really look scary from up close tho

[Ceph leans in closer as they leverage themself on their dagger. Something is weaker in their stance than expected.]

[23:03:28] <✦[rp] ceph> fuck u

[23:03:52] <✦[rp] ceph> i stabbed this dagger right near ur head

[23:04:08] <✦[rp] ceph> i can stab ur pretty lil eyes out

[Ollie blinks.]

[23:04:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> wouldn't you rather ...look at them?

[23:04:41] <✦[rp] ceph> why

[23:04:45] <✦[rp] ceph> thats gay

[23:05:11] <✦[rp] ceph> looking into ur eyes bc i like it would be gay

[23:05:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh but being this close to me isnt

[23:05:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay then

[23:05:26] <✦[rp] ceph> yea bc its hateful

[23:05:44] <✦[rp] ceph> get better at reading the room

[23:05:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> you just asked me to be your friend

[23:05:50] <✦[rp] ceph> i did didnt i

[23:06:08] <✦[rp] ceph> we can be friends n fucking hate each other

[23:06:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont think thats how its supposed to work .......

[23:06:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> but i think that can work for me

[23:06:44] <✦[rp] ceph> maybe we can make a reddit thread

[23:06:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> a what

[23:07:00] <✦[rp] ceph> ur so uncultured

[23:07:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> can you let me go now

[23:07:28] <✦[rp] ceph> no~

[23:08:11] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway are we besties now

[23:08:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> .......

[23:08:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> .............fine..

[23:07:23] <✦[rp] ceph> which of us is a bigger asshole do u think

[23:07:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> well YOU of course

[23:07:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> you made me fall down

[23:07:54] <✦[rp] ceph> haha that was fun

[23:07:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> and then pushed me against a wall and fucking threatened me with a dagger you sick fuck

[23:08:26] <✦[rp] ceph> oooh ollie call me that again~

[23:08:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO

[23:08:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> NEVERMIND !!!!!!!

[23:08:42] <✦[rp] ceph> no takebacks

[Ollie squeezes themself away from Ceph. Ceph pulls their dagger out of the wall just as he does so.]

[23:09:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> can you NOT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT !!!

[23:09:24] <✦[rp] ceph> why

[23:09:43] <✦[rp] ceph> maybe you should try being sluttier

[23:09:51] <✦[rp] ceph> good for ur health

[23:10:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> maybe you should try being less WEIRD

[23:10:17] <✦[rp] ceph> ..nahhh

[23:10:47] <✦[rp] ceph> my attitude is perfectly crafted ^_^

[23:10:59] <✦[rp] ceph> anyway

[23:11:12] <✦[rp] ceph> ollie i cant be seen with u

[23:11:23] <✦[rp] ceph> u look like shit

[23:11:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[23:11:34] <✦[rp] ceph> i hate ur clothes

[23:11:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> well i dont wanna be seen with you either !!!!!!1

[23:11:46] <✦[rp] ceph> rude

[23:12:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> you just told me the SAME THING and IM being rude????

[23:12:17] <✦[rp] ceph> yea ^_^

[23:12:25] <✦[rp] ceph> its ok when i do it

[23:12:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> you're unbelievable

[23:12:12] <✦[rp] ceph> lets go play dress up ollie

[23:12:45] <✦[rp] ceph> do u like painting ur nails

[23:12:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> no

[23:13:05] <✦[rp] ceph> ur so FUCKING BORING

[23:13:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> shut up !!!!!

[23:13:18] <✦[rp] ceph> i can paint ur nails

[Ollie ignores Ceph.]

[23:13:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> hmm, okay wait

[23:14:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> I can't be seen with you, you're right

[23:14:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> I mean

[23:14:10] <✦[rp] ceph> wtf

[23:14:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> what would this mean

[23:14:17] <✦[rp] ceph> ur so rude

[23:14:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> for the factions, yk

[23:14:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> i don't mean it like that

[23:14:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> im being serious

[23:14:38] <✦[rp] ceph> ohh

[23:14:37] <✦[rp] ceph> what do u think ppl would think we r fucking

[23:14:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO

[23:15:03] <✦[rp] ceph> ollie ur the admin

[23:14:47] <✦[rp] ceph> who gives a FUCK

[23:15:09] <✦[rp] Ollie> well .........i guess no one does

[23:15:36] <✦[rp] ceph> if ur that ashamed then whatever

[23:15:46] <✦[rp] ceph> i dont care

[23:16:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> sorry sorry

[23:16:04] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay

[23:16:05] <✦[rp] ceph> take my hand

[23:16:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> why

[23:16:21] <✦[rp] ceph> lets paint each others nails

[23:16:37] <✦[rp] Ollie> wow you're really taking this bestie thing literally

[Ceph crowds into Ollie’s space again. He shies away, but only in a soft lean backwards.]

[23:16:44] <✦[rp] ceph> why not

[23:16:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> you're right, why not

[23:16:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> ......fine

[23:16:53] <✦[rp] ceph> its something to do right

[23:17:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> it is

[23:17:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> better than nothing

[23:16:59] <✦[rp] ceph> yea~

[23:17:30] <✦[rp] ceph> okay we need to get u a new outfit and shit too

[23:17:51] <✦[rp] Ollie> pfft, okay, lets go

[23:17:56] <✦[rp] ceph> yay~

PREVIOUS NEXT