Characters present: Ollie, Ceph
Date: 3/26/24
Season: 3

[Ceph lands onto one of the belltowers of the church with a loud thud. They’re unsteady on their feet when they stand to their full height, their legs shudder, and they struggle to fold their wings completely shut. Ceph blinks hard, rubbing their face.]

[21:20:52] <?[rp] ceph> wheres my vodka

[21:21:22] <?[rp] ceph> did i leave it in that fuckin. thing. Room.

[21:21:42] <?[rp] ceph> holy shit i hate interor design

[Ceph kicks around in the snow on the roof. They crawl through the roof like an animal, reaching the front entrance door to their room. They kick the door open, walking in with a confident swagger in their step, their heels clicking on the blackstone. Ceph blinks slowly, almost lethargically. They cannot remember whether or not they got high this morning. They stare at the torches on the floor.]

[21:24:12] <?[rp] ceph> why r there so many

[In the distance, Ceph hears a sudden thud echo throughout the church. They freeze, eyes wide.]

[21:26:06] <?[rp] ceph> who tf is in my house

[Ceph follows the sounds down the hall, finding a door to one of the empty rooms open. Ollie stands inside, his cloak slung over a crafting table, sleeves rolled up.]

[21:26:38] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm..... this looks like shit ...

[21:27:05] <?[rp] ceph> hell yeah it does u fuckin g ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ [Bitch]

[21:27:27] <?[rp] ceph> why r u in my house

[Ollie whips around, surprised to see Ceph behind them.]

[21:27:35] <?[rp] Ollie> oh!

[21:27:36] <?[rp] Ollie> hi!

[21:27:40] <?[rp] Ollie> hello Ceph

[21:28:02] <?[rp] ceph> u seem awfully. bubbly

[21:28:27] <?[rp] Ollie> ahhaha what do you mean

[21:28:27] <?[rp] ceph> did the breakup go well or r u just happy to see me

[21:28:42] <?[rp] Ollie> not. a breakup

[Ceph saunters inside, sitting down on Ollie’s crafting table, blocking his access.]

[21:28:48] <?[rp] ceph> whatever

[21:28:54] <?[rp] ceph> i dont care

[21:28:59] <?[rp] Ollie> buuuut i do come with great news

[21:29:06] <?[rp] Ollie> im sure you will love it

[21:29:14] <?[rp] ceph> oh?

[Ollie splays out his hands. He shakes them slightly.]

[21:29:28] <?[rp] Ollie> say helloo to your neww rooomateee

[Ceph stares blankly at Ollie.]

[21:29:29] <?[rp] Ollie> me

[21:29:30] <?[rp] Ollie> its me

[21:29:49] <?[rp] ceph> so. he took the house im guessing

[21:29:58] <?[rp] Ollie> HE DID NOT

[21:30:09] <?[rp] ceph> then why r u here

[21:30:22] <?[rp] ceph> i love being on my lonesome

[21:30:15] <?[rp] Ollie> well

[21:30:16] <?[rp] Ollie> um

[21:30:28] <?[rp] Ollie> im not fuckin going back

[21:30:31] <?[rp] Ollie> no goddamn way

[21:30:34] <?[rp] ceph> why lol

[21:30:50] <?[rp] ceph> scared of ur exotic fuckin pet

[21:31:08] <?[rp] Ollie> NOT my .pet

[21:31:12] <?[rp] Ollie> what the hell

[21:31:39] <?[rp] Ollie> im not scared . but also I do not want to see whether or not he'd bite my head off if he saw me again

[Ceph admires their nails.]

[21:31:26] <?[rp] ceph> he nearly bit me btw he should be put down

[21:31:53] <?[rp] Ollie> did he??

[21:32:04] <?[rp] ceph> yaaaa it was crazy

[Ceph mimes two massive jaws closing around their head with their hands.]

[21:32:27] <?[rp] ceph> he put my head in his jaws like the bite of 87

[21:32:38] <?[rp] ceph> like the bear

[21:32:17] <?[rp] Ollie> yikes....

[21:32:45] <?[rp] Ollie> i KNEW he would end up doing something like that -

[21:33:30] <?[rp] Ollie> but oh well <3

[21:33:45] <?[rp] Ollie> gotta go back to making my room!

[Ollie leans against a wall, trying to seem relaxed.]

[21:33:48] <?[rp] ceph> u dont even care wow

[21:34:03] <?[rp] ceph> lol

[21:34:07] <?[rp] Ollie> ahhhahahaa.... yeah i totally dont

[21:34:15] <?[rp] ceph> ur room looks like ass

[21:34:28] <?[rp] ceph> bad ass the WORST ass

[21:34:33] <?[rp] ceph> ugly ass

[21:34:47] <?[rp] Ollie> okay . no need to be rude

[21:34:54] <?[rp] Ollie> this is a WORK IN PROGRESS okay

[21:34:58] <?[rp] Ollie> its going to turn out okay

[21:35:14] <?[rp] Ollie> its going to be fine.

[21:35:43] <?[rp] ceph> is that what ur therapist tells u to say

[21:36:05] <?[rp] Ollie> i hope you fucking FALL OFF THE ROOF

[21:36:11] <?[rp] Ollie> aha i mean

[21:36:16] <?[rp] Ollie> theres no therapist

[21:36:18] <?[rp] Ollie> idiot

[21:36:26] <?[rp] Ollie> its not like i even need one

[Ceph rolls their eyes.]

[21:36:38] <?[rp] ceph> whatever

[21:36:43] <?[rp] ceph> i dont care

[They lie back on the crafting table. Ollie walks over to the corner of the room, where he’s placed down his bed. He makes his bed.]

[21:37:07] <?[rp] Ollie> ohhoo yeah ...this is it

[21:37:11] <?[rp] Ollie> we are finally going somewhere

[21:37:19] <?[rp] ceph> if u want this room to be smaller just wall it off i dont give a shit

[21:37:32] <?[rp] Ollie> no no no

[21:37:35] <?[rp] Ollie> i can work with this

[21:37:37] <?[rp] Ollie> i can make this work

[21:37:56] <?[rp] ceph> whatever u say. just trying to help damn

[21:38:19] <?[rp] Ollie> you are so helpful ceph

[21:38:32] <?[rp] ceph> i am ~ ^_^

[Ollie steps back and surveys the room.]

[21:39:21] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm ...should put some greenery here

[21:39:28] <?[rp] Ollie> ive always been a big fan of plants

[21:39:31] <?[rp] ceph> wither roses

[21:39:36] <?[rp] Ollie> good idea!

[21:39:40] <?[rp] Ollie> i have some with me

[21:39:45] <?[rp] ceph> i hope u prick urself and die

[21:39:55] <?[rp] Ollie> hahhaa okay..

[21:39:56] <?[rp] ceph> forever

[Ceph pulls Prince’s head out of their inventory and puts it on their head. They sit up, trying to scare Ollie. Ollie turns, finishing his thought.]

[21:40:54] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont think you actually want that

[He cringes back seeing the Prince head.]

[21:41:04] <?[rp] Ollie> ew get rid of that

[21:41:09] <?[rp] ceph> want what princes head

[21:41:14] <?[rp] Ollie> no

[21:41:20] <?[rp] Ollie> you dont want me to die forever

[21:41:29] <?[rp] ceph> hmmmmmmmmmmm

[21:41:35] <?[rp] ceph> do i

[21:41:46] <?[rp] ceph> r u willing to bet on it

[21:42:04] <?[rp] Ollie> i think so

[21:42:10] <?[rp] ceph> L

[21:42:18] <?[rp] Ollie> cherry blossom tree or oak tree?

[21:42:52] <?[rp] ceph> this isnt my room idk

[21:43:43] <?[rp] Ollie> im just asking for your opinionnn okayy

[21:44:06] <?[rp] ceph> since when have u valued my opinion

[21:44:18] <?[rp] Ollie> are you implying that i dont

[21:44:52] <?[rp] ceph> r u implyijng you started at some point

[21:45:04] <?[rp] Ollie> i guess i am

[Ceph stands up from the crafting table, walking across the room to the bed. They cough into their sleeve as daintily as they can.]

[21:45:15] <?[rp] ceph> green btw. less sharp of a contrast

[21:45:22] <?[rp] ceph> cherrys too light

[21:45:24] <?[rp] Ollie> hehe

[21:45:26] <?[rp] Ollie> alright

[21:45:29] <?[rp] Ollie> thank you

[21:45:36] <?[rp] ceph> whategver

[21:45:56] <?[rp] Ollie> okay okay, done with the bed

[21:45:59] <?[rp] Ollie> this is gonna be EASY

[21:46:09] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm

[21:46:13] <?[rp] Ollie> next i could make

[21:46:20] <?[rp] Ollie> desk

[21:46:28] <?[rp] Ollie> with shelves

[21:46:32] <?[rp] Ollie> always important

[21:46:30] <?[rp] ceph> r u gonna have a minibar or something

[21:46:40] <?[rp] Ollie> why would I need one when i got you

[Ceph turns their face away.]

[21:46:51] <?[rp] ceph> smh

[21:47:05] <?[rp] ceph> serve urself drinks ok

[21:47:35] <?[rp] Ollie> i definitely could yes

[Ceph sits down on Ollie’s bed, perching daintily.]

[21:47:45] <?[rp] Ollie> dont dirty my bed

[21:47:58] <?[rp] ceph> r u saying IM dirty

[21:48:00] <?[rp] ceph> smh

[21:48:04] <?[rp] ceph> low blow

[21:48:19] <?[rp] Ollie> im just saying in case

[21:48:27] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont feel like washing sheets

[21:48:21] <?[rp] ceph> at least fuck me before calling me a dirty bitch

[21:48:28] <?[rp] ceph> ;))

[21:48:31] <?[rp] Ollie> no thanks

[21:48:39] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont need to do that to call you dirty

[21:48:39] <?[rp] ceph> ur so boring

[Ceph looks at Ollie’s decor.]

[21:49:46] <?[rp] ceph> ur bookshelf looks like shit

[21:49:58] <?[rp] Ollie> whatt the hell...

[21:50:03] <?[rp] Ollie> its FINE

[21:50:09] <?[rp] ceph> sure

[21:50:27] <?[rp] ceph> whys ur bed so fucking small

[21:50:40] <?[rp] Ollie> why would it need to be bigger?

[21:50:47] <?[rp] ceph> for FUCKIN

[21:50:37] <?[rp] ceph> u got NO bitches huh

[21:50:53] <?[rp] Ollie> who the fuck

[21:50:57] <?[rp] Ollie> am i going to fuck

[21:51:06] <?[rp] ceph> oh yea u broke up

[21:51:15] <?[rp] Ollie> WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER

[Ceph pauses. They begin to smirk.]

[21:51:44] <?[rp] ceph> hey is he singl single now or is he single but not over u

[21:52:01] <?[rp] Ollie> SHUT UP !!!

[21:52:14] <?[rp] ceph> i do like the freaky bitches

[21:52:46] <?[rp] Ollie> do you want to get fuckin torn in half

[21:52:56] <?[rp] ceph> ahahaaaa

[21:53:03] <?[rp] ceph> yeah ~

[Ollie squints.]

[21:53:21] <?[rp] ceph> rawr

[21:53:15] <?[rp] Ollie> okay then

[21:53:23] <?[rp] Ollie> suit yourself

[21:54:03] <?[rp] ceph> if u saw the kinda shit im into ud throw up adn die

[21:54:21] <?[rp] ceph> ur dragon boy is like boring rlly

[21:54:40] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah i am not interested in knowing

[21:55:16] <?[rp] Ollie> you are wrong

[21:55:12] <?[rp] Ollie> literally what is boring about a dragon tho

[21:55:22] <?[rp] Ollie> not that i care

[21:55:26] <?[rp] ceph> been there done that

[21:55:37] <?[rp] Ollie> ???

[21:55:44] <?[rp] ceph> not ur guy obvs

[21:55:50] <?[rp] ceph> but still

[21:55:53] <?[rp] Ollie> obviously

[21:56:08] <?[rp] ceph> yea thats why i said it ^_^

[21:56:17] <?[rp] Ollie> whatever

[21:56:37] <?[rp] ceph> is that ur new favorite word

[21:56:31] <?[rp] Ollie> why are we even talking about him

[21:56:40] <?[rp] ceph> oh idk

[21:56:57] <?[rp] Ollie> youre right he is boring, hes probably . just staring at the egg or something

[21:57:44] <?[rp] Ollie> worse than staring at paint drying

[21:56:59] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont know

[21:57:07] <?[rp] ceph> wow

[21:57:29] <?[rp] ceph> u think about that egg sooooooo much yk

[21:57:50] <?[rp] Ollie> what are you talking about??

[21:57:55] <?[rp] ceph> ur just as obessesed with it as him

[21:58:02] <?[rp] Ollie> HAH yeah right

[21:58:04] <?[rp] Ollie> no im not

[21:58:10] <?[rp] ceph> sureee

[21:58:33] <?[rp] ceph> anyway. dont carw. shouldve ate it

[21:58:48] <?[rp] ceph> ya bitch needed that nutrient

[21:59:31] <?[rp] ceph> it probably had like 10000000 protein

[21:59:51] <?[rp] Ollie> it probably tasted like shit

[22:00:28] <?[rp] ceph> i couldve put paprika in it

[22:00:01] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont think youre missing out on much

[22:00:12] <?[rp] ceph> u probably taste like shit

[22:00:26] <?[rp] Ollie> how would you know huh?

[22:00:43] <?[rp] ceph> ur fairly. humany looking

[22:01:06] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah that's what i thought too

[22:01:13] <?[rp] Ollie> hmm

[22:01:21] <?[rp] Ollie> okay im done with the bookshelves

[22:01:33] <?[rp] ceph> i dont care about ur emo shit

[22:01:43] <?[rp] ceph> want some vodka

[22:01:44] <?[rp] Ollie> do you even care about

[22:01:45] <?[rp] Ollie> anything

[22:01:52] <?[rp] ceph> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[22:01:58] <?[rp] ceph> good question

[22:02:19] <?[rp] ceph> idk lol ^_^

[22:02:35] <?[rp] Ollie> you make it seem sooo easy...

[22:02:50] <?[rp] ceph> idk what that means

[22:02:38] <?[rp] ceph> do u want the fucking booze or not

[22:02:43] <?[rp] Ollie> yes

[22:02:46] <?[rp] Ollie> of course

[Ceph pulls out a bottle of vodka.]

[22:02:52] <?[rp] ceph> here

[22:02:57] <?[rp] Ollie> wooo

[22:02:58] <?[rp] Ollie> yay

[Ceph chucks the bottle at his head. It beans him right in the forehead.]

[22:03:19] <?[rp] Ollie> OW

[22:03:43] <?[rp] Ollie> MOTHERFUCKER

[22:04:02] <?[rp] ceph> i thought ud catch that tbh

[Ollie grabs his face, leaning over to pick up the bottle.]

[22:04:08] <?[rp] Ollie> bblehhh

[22:04:15] <?[rp] ceph> u suck

[22:04:17] <?[rp] Ollie> next time dont go around throwing BOTTLES at people

[22:04:39] <?[rp] ceph> i bet FAULKNER couldve caught that

[22:05:18] <?[rp] ceph> must be sad without ur weird bf thing to protect u

[22:04:46] <?[rp] Ollie> I DONT CARE !!!!!!!!!

[22:05:14] <?[rp] Ollie> you need to come up with another fucking topic that isnt Faulkner

[22:05:29] <?[rp] ceph> nahhhh

[22:05:36] <?[rp] ceph> im having fun

[22:05:38] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont need him.

[Ceph coughs daintily into a handkerchief.]

[22:05:56] <?[rp] ceph> girlboss

[22:06:03] <?[rp] Ollie> ??

[22:06:10] <?[rp] Ollie> ugh

[22:06:11] <?[rp] ceph> divorce his ass

[22:06:33] <?[rp] ceph> do u think hes an alpha

[22:06:47] <?[rp] Ollie> sometimes i feel so stupid getting upset at you because

[22:06:53] <?[rp] Ollie> you really DON'T care

[22:07:04] <?[rp] ceph> yea im gaslighting u

[22:07:18] <?[rp] ceph> with how much i dont care

[22:07:14] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont know what that MEANS

[22:07:20] <?[rp] ceph> wow

[22:07:24] <?[rp] ceph> damn

[22:07:35] <?[rp] ceph> ig u rlly ARE stupid

[22:07:40] <?[rp] Ollie> fuck you

[22:07:41] <?[rp] ceph> read a book

[Ceph rumages around in their pocket.]

[22:08:06] <?[rp] ceph> .....dammit i forgot my blunt

[22:08:17] <?[rp] Ollie> poor you

[22:07:56] <?[rp] Ollie> ive probably read more than you have moron

[22:08:28] <?[rp] ceph> not to brag but i can read more laungages than u

[22:08:35] <?[rp] ceph> ithink

[22:09:14] <?[rp] ceph> ᓭ𝙹ꖎᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓵᒷ [Solstice] had a huge ass libary in its gay ass hideoiut

[Ollie seems like they’re about to yell, but decides against it as they let out a deep sigh. They try to ignore Ceph as they continue to talk.]

[22:09:26] <?[rp] Ollie> i need.

[22:09:43] <?[rp] ceph> ur not interested in my lore

[22:09:53] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah

[22:09:45] <?[rp] Ollie> i need to make a spot

[22:09:49] <?[rp] Ollie> for the parrots

[22:09:54] <?[rp] Ollie> important

[22:09:53] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u i dont car-

[22:09:56] <?[rp] ceph> what

[22:10:06] <?[rp] ceph> what parrots

[22:10:06] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah

[22:10:09] <?[rp] Ollie> my parrots

[22:10:20] <?[rp] ceph> u have parrots

[Ollie pulls back the side of their coat, revealing the parrots underneath. Ceph’s eyes go big like a cat’s, they walk forward towards the birds.]

[22:10:43] <?[rp] ceph> w

[22:10:44] <?[rp] Ollie> they are starting to get a bit annoying

[22:10:50] <?[rp] Ollie> to have on me yk

[22:10:49] <?[rp] ceph> WHAT

[22:10:58] <?[rp] ceph> what the fuck ollie

[22:11:02] <?[rp] Ollie> what if one of them shits, i don't want that on me

[22:11:03] <?[rp] Ollie> what

[22:11:17] <?[rp] ceph> let them out !!!!!!

[22:11:23] <?[rp] Ollie> no!!!!!

[22:11:25] <?[rp] Ollie> cold!!!!

[22:11:31] <?[rp] ceph> why did u BRING THEM ????

[22:11:42] <?[rp] Ollie> they aren't like you they will FREEZE to death

[22:11:49] <?[rp] Ollie> IM NOT GONNA LEAVE THEM BEHIND!!!

[Ceph rolls their eyes, they trot out of Ollie’s room, rummaging through a chest in a room over.]

[22:11:44] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u ill go get magma

[22:11:58] <?[rp] Ollie> what-

[22:12:23] <?[rp] Ollie> what is that for

[Ceph puts down the magma blocks. They pull panes of glass out as well.]

[22:12:37] <?[rp] ceph> heat u uneducated fuck

[22:12:58] <?[rp] Ollie> okay FINE asshole

[22:13:00] <?[rp] Ollie> thanks

[22:13:04] <?[rp] Ollie> that is helpful

[22:13:19] <?[rp] ceph> ok if we put glass over the magma... n put the perch above…

[22:13:28] <?[rp] ceph> theyll be fine for now

[22:13:38] <?[rp] Ollie> oh

[22:13:39] <?[rp] Ollie> alright

[22:13:44] <?[rp] ceph> we need to make something better

[22:13:46] <?[rp] Ollie> that sounds like ..a good idea actually

[22:13:51] <?[rp] Ollie> oooh yes

[22:14:07] <?[rp] Ollie> ill make a small spot for them right now but, id definitely like to make it bigger

[22:14:07] <?[rp] ceph> how long have they been without a drink

[22:14:12] <?[rp] Ollie> uhhh...

[22:14:14] <?[rp] Ollie> hm

[22:14:16] <?[rp] Ollie> quite a bit

[22:14:21] <?[rp] ceph> ok

[Ceph walks out of the room again, returning with a bottle of water and a bowl.]

[22:15:18] <?[rp] Ollie> !

[22:15:26] <?[rp] Ollie> ooh

[22:15:33] <?[rp] Ollie> ill let them out now

[22:16:01] <?[rp] ceph> as u should

[22:16:43] <?[rp] ceph> ok they will need a bigger enclosure later

[Ollie nods. He lets the parrots out, setting them on the magma-glass contraption Ceph made. He sets the bowl of water next to them.]

[22:16:52] <?[rp] Ollie> i agree

[22:16:55] <?[rp] Ollie> this is a start

[22:17:26] <?[rp] ceph> downstairs would be perfect for free flight if it were not cold

[22:17:53] <?[rp] Ollie> if only this place wasnt a fucking freezer

[22:17:54] <?[rp] ceph> anyway . crisis over im done helping

[22:18:02] <?[rp] Ollie> pffft-

[22:18:51] <?[rp] Ollie> you know... i was wrong actually

[22:19:00] <?[rp] Ollie> you do care about some things

[Ceph begins making weird noises at the birds.]

[22:19:06] <?[rp] ceph> what

[22:19:08] <?[rp] ceph> oh

[22:19:17] <?[rp] ceph> did i say i didnt

[22:19:24] <?[rp] Ollie> no but

[22:19:43] <?[rp] Ollie> nothing came to mind when i asked you if you cared about anything

[22:19:51] <?[rp] ceph> lol

[22:20:20] <?[rp] ceph> ollie theres something called Avoiding an Answer

[22:20:28] <?[rp] ceph> u do it all the time

[22:20:44] <?[rp] Ollie> no i dont

[22:20:50] <?[rp] ceph> uh huhhhhh

[22:20:57] <?[rp] ceph> whatever

[22:21:14] <?[rp] ceph> anyway u already knew that ig'

[22:21:30] <?[rp] ceph> we went riding together

[22:21:30] <?[rp] Ollie> hm

[22:21:33] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[22:21:38] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah....

[22:21:41] <?[rp] Ollie> i guess i do know

[22:21:45] <?[rp] Ollie> so

[22:21:50] <?[rp] Ollie> you have a soft spot for animals

[22:22:02] <?[rp] ceph> i guess

[22:22:08] <?[rp] Ollie> thats cute

[22:22:18] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off with that

[22:22:22] <?[rp] Ollie> PFFFT

[22:22:29] <?[rp] Ollie> whaaatt

[22:22:35] <?[rp] Ollie> does that upsettt you

[22:22:53] <?[rp] ceph> no its just weird n gay

[22:23:14] <?[rp] Ollie> why does it have to be GAY have you considered being normal

22:23:19] <?[rp] ceph> no

[22:23:07] <?[rp] ceph> ur dad calls me cute ^_^

[22:23:20] <?[rp] Ollie> shut up

[22:23:40] <?[rp] ceph> shut me up yourself

[22:23:49] <?[rp] ceph> ;))

[22:23:55] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont know how id accomplish that

[22:24:11] <?[rp] ceph> ur soooo fucking boring

[22:24:40] <?[rp] ceph> every sex implication just flys over ur lil head doesnt it

[22:24:58] <?[rp] Ollie> what were you IMPLYING then

[22:25:07] <?[rp] ceph> sex. makw out. all the same

[22:25:15] <?[rp] Ollie> sorry i dont think about that, maybe its because you're the last person id ever want to sleep with

[22:25:27] <?[rp] Ollie> or do ANYTHING of that sort with

[22:25:46] <?[rp] ceph> as if anyone would willingly fuck ur gay ass

[22:25:56] <?[rp] ceph> ur fucking sad and wet

[22:26:05] <?[rp] ceph> not in the good sex way

[22:26:24] <?[rp] Ollie> im the gay one APPARENTLY meanwhile youre the one who keeps saying things like that

[22:26:33] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont CARE !!

[Ollie’s voice echoes across the room. Ceph grabs their chest with a hand suddenly, the motion is off with how they normally move. They begin coughing violently, quickly trying to put their arm over their mouth. Ceph pants like a dog as the coughing fit ends, trying to catch their breath. They quickly wipe their mouth, but the blood from their mouth stains their lips.]

[22:26:57] <?[rp] Ollie> jeez

[22:27:00] <?[rp] ceph> . anyway

[Ceph turns away from Ollie so they can’t see their face.]

[22:27:00] <?[rp] Ollie> are you okay

[22:27:04] <?[rp] ceph> ahahaa

[22:27:13] <?[rp] ceph> yea i just

[22:27:21] <?[rp] ceph> smoked weed

[22:27:35] <?[rp] ceph> that happens when u smoke weed

[22:27:37] <?[rp] Ollie> no you didn't you said you didnt have a blunt with you earlier

[22:27:49] <?[rp] ceph> uh

[22:27:53] <?[rp] Ollie> i think that maybe you're not handling the cold as well as you say you are

[22:28:13] <?[rp] Ollie> you've been coughing a lot

[22:28:26] <?[rp] Ollie> youu probably have a cold hm...

[22:27:59] <?[rp] ceph> i have Black Lung

[22:28:37] <?[rp] Ollie> does your throat hurt

[22:28:02] <?[rp] ceph> O_O

[22:28:28] <?[rp] ceph> iv been coal mining

[22:28:39] <?[rp] ceph> snorting the dust

[22:28:45] <?[rp] Ollie> answer

[Ceph crosses their arms, turning back towards Ollie.]

[22:29:26] <?[rp] ceph> why do u care

[22:29:47] <?[rp] Ollie> because

[22:29:56] <?[rp] Ollie> you know-

[22:30:01] <?[rp] ceph> i dont

[22:30:06] <?[rp] Ollie> yes you do

[22:30:10] <?[rp] Ollie> dont make me say it

[Ceph seems genuinely confused.]

[22:30:14] <?[rp] ceph> otherwise i wouldnt ask?????

[22:30:34] <?[rp] Ollie> if youre gonna be annoying about it then i wont say shit

[22:30:39] <?[rp] ceph> ???

[22:31:04] <?[rp] ceph> whatever

[22:31:08] <?[rp] Ollie> sighh

[22:31:10] <?[rp] ceph> i dont care

[22:31:20] <?[rp] Ollie> I do

[22:31:25] <?[rp] Ollie> i care about you, Ceph

[22:31:29] <?[rp] Ollie> you fucking idiot

[22:31:31] <?[rp] Ollie> moron

[22:31:32] <?[rp] ceph> .

[22:31:32] <?[rp] Ollie> stupid

[22:31:39] <?[rp] ceph> what the fuck

[Ceph takes a step back.]

[22:31:46] <?[rp] ceph> no

[22:31:53] <?[rp] ceph> u dont lol

[22:31:54] <?[rp] Ollie> ??

[22:32:01] <?[rp] Ollie> what do you mean no

[22:32:21] <?[rp] ceph> i mean its wrong and i dont believe in it

[22:32:02] <?[rp] ceph> anyway im ok

[22:32:18] <?[rp] Ollie> you are so stupid sometimes

[22:32:25] <?[rp] Ollie> but im glad you're okay

[22:32:31] <?[rp] ceph> dont call me stupid

[22:32:35] <?[rp] Ollie> do you want tea

[22:32:37] <?[rp] Ollie> that might help

[22:32:56] <?[rp] ceph> whats gay fuckin leaves gonna do

[22:33:10] <?[rp] ceph> make me milk adn honey bitch

[22:33:15] <?[rp] Ollie> it's going to warm you up

[22:33:18] <?[rp] Ollie> that might help you

[22:33:33] <?[rp] ceph> im hot enough as it is

[22:33:44] <?[rp] Ollie> no, you are very cold actually

[22:33:46] <?[rp] Ollie> i think

[22:34:07] <?[rp] ceph> im a 69/10 bitch

[22:34:10] <?[rp] ceph> smh

[22:34:18] <?[rp] Ollie> okay

[22:34:26] <?[rp] ceph> ur dad thinks im hot

[22:34:32] <?[rp] Ollie> SHUT UP

[22:34:38] <?[rp] Ollie> im going to make you tea

[22:34:40] <?[rp] Ollie> fucker

[22:35:08] <?[rp] Ollie> id also like tea honestly

[22:35:16] <?[rp] Ollie> its been a while

[Ollie starts moving towards the door, when Ceph coughs again. This time it seems to stifle, they grab for their collarbone, trying to ride through the pain fucking up their throat.]

[22:35:26] <?[rp] Ollie> oh shit-

[Ollie moves towards Ceph quickly with concern.]

[22:35:42] <?[rp] ceph> w.wwhy r u fuckijng

[22:35:48] <?[rp] ceph> coming closer

[Ollie moves to put a hand on Ceph, but stops just before they do. They pull away.]

[22:35:55] <?[rp] Ollie> are you okay??

[22:36:02] <?[rp] Ollie> you sound like youre fucking dying okay jeez

[Ceph takes another step away from Ollie.]

[22:36:04] <?[rp] ceph> yeahh im. fine

[22:36:09] <?[rp] ceph> .

[22:36:11] <?[rp] Ollie> you dont seem like it

[22:36:26] <?[rp] Ollie> Ceph

[22:36:38] <?[rp] ceph> ollie.

[22:37:16] <?[rp] ceph> mmmmm yummy vodka . yeah

[Ceph pulls out a bottle of vodka and uncorks it.]

[22:37:10] <?[rp] Ollie> it's okay if you have like ...a cold or something

[22:37:16] <?[rp] Ollie> you can tell me

[Ceph downs the bottle.]

[22:37:19] <?[rp] ceph> what

[22:37:27] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont- think you should drink

[22:37:36] <?[rp] ceph> too late

[Ollie rolls their eyes.]

[22:37:59] <?[rp] ceph> anyway uh. yeah ig. its a cold hahaaaa

[22:38:09] <?[rp] ceph> im not a pussy fuck off

[22:38:23] <?[rp] Ollie> are you lying to me

[22:38:36] <?[rp] ceph> im gonna throw uop on ur bed like a cat

[22:38:46] <?[rp] Ollie> I TOLD YOU NOT TO DIRTY IT !!!

[22:39:00] <?[rp] ceph> hajha

[22:39:36] <?[rp] ceph> ur gay btw

[Ollie puts their hands on Ceph’s shoulders. Ceph squirms like a cat under the weight of their hands.]

[22:39:44] <?[rp] ceph> ew wtf

[They pull away.]

[22:39:45] <?[rp] Ollie> don't DO THAT

[22:40:00] <?[rp] Ollie> you are . so difficult

[22:40:00] <?[rp] ceph> dont DO this either!!!!!!!

[22:40:08] <?[rp] ceph> hands OFF

[Ceph pushes Ollie fully away.]

[22:40:32] <?[rp] Ollie> okay okay FINE

[22:40:38] <?[rp] Ollie> no need to get all pissed

[Ollie takes a step back, putting his hands up.]

[22:41:16] <?[rp] ceph> keep your ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ|| ᔑᓭᓭ ⍑ᔑリ↸ᓭ [fucky ass hands] to yourself

[22:41:20] <?[rp] ceph> bitch

[22:41:28] <?[rp] Ollie> can you STOP DOING THAT !!!

[22:41:54] <?[rp] Ollie> i know you keep doing it to MESS WITH ME

[22:42:01] <?[rp] ceph> doing what triggering u on purpose

[22:42:03] <?[rp] ceph> ha

[22:42:16] <?[rp] Ollie> its not fucking funny

[22:42:29] <?[rp] Ollie> why do you keep DOING it

[22:42:37] <?[rp] Ollie> do you find my suffering entertaining????

[22:42:39] <?[rp] Ollie> is that it????????

[22:42:44] <?[rp] ceph> ╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ⎓⚍リリ|| ⚍ !¡⚍ᓭᓭ|| ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ [It is funny you pussy bitch.]

[22:43:15] <?[rp] ceph> fuck u

[Ollie puts their hands on Ceph’s shoulders.]

[22:43:25] <?[rp] Ollie> STOP !!!!!!!!!!

[22:43:25] <?[rp] Ollie> DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME!!!!!

[22:43:45] <?[rp] ceph> get ur slut ass hands OFF

[Ceph draws their dagger, thrusting it out in a swipe. They tear Ollie’s shirt, but miss his flesh. Ollie leaps back as Ceph steps away. Their hair has fallen into their face. Their breathing is heavy.]

[22:46:09] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off

[Ollie is startled by the sudden action. He stares at Ceph silently with wide eyes.]

[22:46:41] <?[rp] Ollie> .. oh .

[22:46:49] <?[rp] ceph> dont

[22:47:00] <?[rp] ceph> dont fuckijng touch me

[22:46:51] <?[rp] Ollie> hhahaha....

[22:47:11] <?[rp] Ollie> you missed

[Ceph snaps back, genuine anger in their voice.]

[22:47:46] <?[rp] ceph> so what if i did pussy boy??

[Ollie grabs Ceph’s hand, the one still gripping the dagger, and pushes it against his chest. Ceph freezes, suddenly freaked out.]

[22:48:11] <?[rp] Ollie> do it fucking right, you idiot

[22:48:25] <?[rp] Ollie> you dont fucking care about me do you

[22:48:34] <?[rp] Ollie> then do it

[22:48:42] <?[rp] Ollie> because i dont care either

[Ceph’s eyes are wide. They snap back into focus as Ollie finishes speaking.]

[22:49:47] <?[rp] ceph> i hope you set your spawn here, bitch ass

[Ollie smiles. Ceph plunges the dagger into their chest. They’re out of the room before Ollie even dissipates into Void particles.]

[22:50:32] ?[rp] Ollie was slain by ?[rp] ceph

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