Characters present: The Wizard, Faulkner
Date: 8/07/23
Time: 6:00pm CST
Season: 3
Tags: Casual, Semi-Plot, Semi-Lore
Content Warnings: None
Homesick and looking for familiarity, Faulkner seeks out the Wizard for a conversation. The two of them talk about Faulkner’s old world, the home he left behind, and losing his connection to the stars. Faulkner is angry that he still hasn’t figured out why he was drawn here, and upset with the stars that they would abandon him so easily. The Wizard gives his advice, which is that there may be ways to help Faulkner get home, or at least, try to find a way home. He also cautions that there might not be a way home, and that the Code works in mysterious ways. Faulkner just shakes his head, and says that all he cares about now is a why. Why was he drawn here? What’s the point of it all? The Wizard wishes he could give a solid answer.
[Faulkner, in search of some advice, arrives at the Sheriff’s Office in Verdigris, he knocks gently on the front door.]
[18:07:54] <✦Faulkner [rp]> hello?
[The Wizard looks up from his desk, where he’s been writing in a notebook. He sees someone waiting outside.]
[18:07:57] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Howdy how can I help you-
[18:08:00] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh hello!
[18:08:06] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Come on in through that door there
[The Wizard raises his eyebrows.]
[18:08:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Faulkner, bit of a surprise to see you here!
[18:08:27] <✦[rp] The Wizard> How can I help you today, something up?
[18:08:46] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I was looking for you, actually
[18:08:51] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh!
[18:08:53] <✦Faulkner [rp]> You were easier to find than I thought
[The Wizard grins widely.]
[18:09:05] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I try to be
[18:09:18] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Is this about the wedding nonsense?
[18:09:25] <✦Faulkner [rp]> No
[18:09:35] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Ah, something else Wisterian business then?
[Faulkner shakes their head.]
[18:10:01] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh, shoot then, what's on your mind?
[18:10:43] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Well.. I uhm- I wanted to ask you some questions about... things
[Faulkner’s eyes move around the room. He shuffles uncomfortably.]
[18:10:53] <✦[rp] The Wizard> ...Things?
[18:10:56] <✦[rp] The Wizard> What sort of things?
[Faulkner pauses, drawing in a breath before speaking quickly.]
[18:11:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Could we maybe go somewhere more private? Less likely for someone to pop in
[The Wizard stands, closing his book and tucking Null into its carrying case.]
[18:11:44] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Ah, yes, I was just about to suggest, follow me upstairs
[Faulkner follows the Wizard up the stairs and into the Wizard’s apartment. The Wizard gestures to a small table.]
[18:11:58] <✦[rp] The Wizard> You can take a seat here at the table
[The Wizard walks into his kitchen, and begins digging through the cupboards.]
[18:12:06] <✦[rp] The Wizard> You got any preference for tea or coffee?
[18:12:09] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Water?
[18:12:11] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Nothing at all?
[He pokes his head out to look at Faulker.]
[18:12:15] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I've got a fully pantry
[18:12:15] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Tea is fine
[The Wizard nods.]
[18:12:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I'll get it brewin
[Faulkner waits patiently as the Wizard brews a kettle of tea. He pours two cups of tea, setting one in front of Faulkner.]
[18:13:34] <✦[rp] The Wizard> There you are
[18:13:40] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Thank you
[The Wizard takes a seat, hands wrapped around his own mug.]
[18:13:50] <✦[rp] The Wizard> So what's got you comin all the way out to Corroded to talk to me?
[Faulkner takes a sip of tea.]
[18:14:22] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Well..
[18:15:14] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I've been having some... personal issues? I suppose? Ones I don't feel like I could discuss with most others
[18:15:20] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh?
[18:15:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I don't think they would understand where I am coming from
[The Wizard furrows his brow, leaning back slightly.]
[18:15:54] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Forgive me if I'm a bit surprised you're comin' to me about this
[18:16:26] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I'm always willing to be an open mind, and old pair of ears though
[18:17:01] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Thank you. I realize it is a bit odd, however, I did not make the decision lightly
[The Wizard nods.]
[18:18:13] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I think it would be easiest for me to simply lay out some things
[18:18:35] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Sure
[18:20:25] <✦Faulkner [rp]> See, before this world, I came from a place of magic. Where you could grasp the power of the stars as a physical object. A world of dragons and other beasts
[18:20:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Much, much different from here
[18:20:43] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Fascinating...
[18:21:12] <✦[rp] The Wizard> The vastness of our universe has always astounded me
[Faulkner flicks his ear.]
[18:22:23] <✦Faulkner [rp]> It's certainly something...
[18:23:04] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Did you have to leave?
[18:23:23] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Seems like quite a change in location
[18:23:24] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Technically no
[18:23:35] <✦Faulkner [rp]> But I felt drawn to do so
[18:23:41] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I see
[18:23:44] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I was drawn here
[18:23:54] <✦Faulkner [rp]> and I suppose I am struggling to understand why
[18:24:06] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I was about to ask, how did you make your way to this world?
[18:24:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> To Untitled?
[18:24:21] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Through a portal, or...?
[18:24:23] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Other means?
[18:25:12] <✦Faulkner [rp]> When I had first clawed my way out of my old world, I found myself in a hallway. Large. Hollow. Seemingly endless
[18:25:26] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I did not know where I was going or what I was meant to do
[18:25:31] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Huh...
[18:25:49] <✦[rp] The Wizard> But you were drawn here?
[18:26:03] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I was
[18:26:09] <✦[rp] The Wizard> And you have no idea why?
[18:26:17] <✦Faulkner [rp]> No.
[The Wizard leans back in his chair, scratching his chin.]
[18:26:32] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Fascinating
[18:26:42] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Have you found what you were looking for now?
[18:27:39] <✦Faulkner [rp]> No. Which is why I came here. There is no magic of this world beyond the simple enchantments and potions
[18:27:48] <✦Faulkner [rp]> My connection to the stars is gone
[18:27:55] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh, I think I see now
[18:28:00] <✦[rp] The Wizard> You miss your home
[18:28:04] <✦[rp] The Wizard> And you can't go back
[18:28:12] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Or at least, you don't know how
[18:28:16] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Not how you are now
[Faulkner speaks quietly. There is emotion in his voice, but it's not tense or tender or terse. It’s just there, hanging onto every syllable.]
[18:28:41] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I miss it so much
[The Wizard softens.]
[18:28:50] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh, kid, I'm sorry
[18:28:55] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I-
[18:29:12] <✦Faulkner [rp]> and I've been trying and trying and trying to find out why I'm here and I just can't figure it out
[Gently: ]
[18:29:05] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I understand how you feel more than you could ever know
[18:29:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Which is maybe why you came-
[18:29:42] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I-
[Faulkner sighs]
[18:29:53] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Why did you come to me?
[Waves its hand slightly]
[18:31:01] <✦Faulkner [rp]> You seemed more magically inclined than the others I suppose. You are draconic. You remind me of home in a sense
[18:31:10] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Plus you seem more... normal
[The Wizard chuckles quietly.]
[18:31:39] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I suppose I am draconic, and both by name and title I suppose I am magically inclined
[18:32:03] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Normal, I believe is mostly accurate in comparison to the absolute insanity that surrounds us on the day-to-day, but-
[18:32:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I understand what you mean
[The Wizard rambles, he’s trying to watch Faulkner’s face, but it just watches him intently.]
[18:32:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> You're looking for something to replace what you lost
[18:32:28] <✦[rp] The Wizard> In a way-
[18:33:04] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Or perhaps to find someone who might know a way back- I can't begin to figure-
[18:33:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Anyway…
[He waves his hands, dismissing his ramblings.]
[18:33:18] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Tell me more about your world, Faulkner
[18:33:38] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Oh- uhm
[18:35:45] <✦Faulkner [rp]> The night sky was much different there. Completely different stars. The materials there could channel starlight into objects. Into your body. There is nothing like that here
[18:36:03] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Incredible-
[18:36:07] <✦[rp] The Wizard> And no there is not
[18:36:20] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Magic using starlight...now that is novel
[18:36:47] <✦Faulkner [rp]> There was so much that could be done with it
[18:36:54] <✦Faulkner [rp]> It allowed me to fly
[18:37:02] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I really miss that one...
[18:37:09] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Can you not fly here?
[Pointedly]
[18:37:30] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Elytras are *not* flying
[18:37:50] <✦Faulkner [rp]> and are quite irritating to use
[18:37:52] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Ah, alright, I see
[The Wizard looks away, and snorts softly through his nose.]
[18:38:12] <✦[rp] The Wizard> It is sort of different when they're really your own, isn't it
[18:38:24] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Very much
[18:38:37] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I would have never run into walls so much before
[18:38:52] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I'm surprised I don't have a scar on my head-
[The Wizard laughs loudly.]
[18:38:54] <✦[rp] The Wizard> The change does get some getting used to!
[Faulkner huffs.]
[18:39:07] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Yes, sharp turns are not as easy on gliding wings
[18:39:25] <✦[rp] The Wizard> And rockets...eh I could do without them
[18:39:34] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Absolutely
[18:39:50] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I much prefer them for weaponry than transportation
[18:40:16] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Ah yes, I remember the fireworks festival
[18:40:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> You did have a certain glint in your eye
[Faulkner chuckles, pressing his lips together.]
[18:41:03] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I guess so
[18:41:42] <✦Faulkner [rp]> They remind me a bit of home as well
[18:41:49] <✦[rp] The Wizard> How so?
[18:41:57] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Lots of explosions in your home?
[18:42:32] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Sort of. If you could count a dragon's fire as such
[18:42:49] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh!
[18:43:00] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Real dragon fire...the idea of seeing it in person
[18:43:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Dragons are hard to come by these days
[18:43:20] <✦[rp] The Wizard> And I was unfortunately not gifted with much besides the looks
[Faulkner scoffs, looking the Wizard up and down.]
[18:44:01] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I can't see you doing much with fiery breath anyways
[The Wizard laughs a hearty bellow; he’s not used to talking to people with so much spunk.]
[18:44:21] <✦Faulkner [rp]> You don't strike me as the fighting type
[Graciously.]
[18:44:25] <✦[rp] The Wizard> No, no I am not
[18:44:37] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I fight with my words, and even then, I'm not very good
[18:44:59] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I've heard you talk plenty before. I think you do just fine
[This makes the Wizard smile.]
[18:45:14] <✦[rp] The Wizard> That's always nice to hear
[18:45:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Glad to know I make a solid impression, at least
[18:45:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Not that the bar is very high
[18:45:45] <✦Faulkner [rp]> You've been around the others
[18:46:01] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Yes. Yes I have indeed
[18:46:25] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Not the most eloquent folk, are they?
[18:46:37] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Definitely not
[18:46:49] <✦Faulkner [rp]> It was a lot to get used to
[18:46:57] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Except for I have recently found the power behind a well placed goblin joke
[18:47:09] <✦Faulkner [rp]> hm?
[Faulkner looks confused.]
[18:47:19] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Goblin joke, have you not heard of them?
[18:47:27] <✦Faulkner [rp]> ...no?
[18:47:38] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Ah, seems I am not as adept as Prince
[18:47:53] <✦[rp] The Wizard> As he would shout loudly and proudly; "goblin on "deez nuts" "
[18:49:37] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I don't... I don't think I get it
[18:49:56] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Which makes sense given it was said by *them*
[18:50:04] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Yes, indeed
[18:50:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Prince makes little sense often
[18:50:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> However, I believe the joke is that you are "gobbling" on "these nuts"
[18:50:38] <✦Faulkner [rp]> That does not help
[18:50:42] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Prince originally got me with "Dragon"
[18:51:16] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Most dragons don't tend to eat nuts I don't think
[18:51:24] <✦Faulkner [rp]> They're a bit... large for that
[18:51:32] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Oh! I see the issue, nuts here is slang for testicles!
[18:51:37] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Does that make more sense
[18:52:34] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Maybe but I still don't get the humor in it
[18:52:58] <✦[rp] The Wizard> It's a very juvenile joke, but I thought I'd try it out
[18:53:08] <✦[rp] The Wizard> I'll have to see if I can get someone else to fall for it
[18:53:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Anywho!
[18:53:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Back to what we were talking about before my horribly rude derailment
[18:53:42] <✦Faulkner [rp]> ..dragons?
[18:53:45] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Maybe
[18:53:50] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Dragons indeed!
[18:53:57] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Admittedly I forgot a bit of what we were-
[18:54:02] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Oh!
[18:54:09] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Language. Speaking
[18:54:26] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Language here is odd as well
[18:54:37] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Everything about this world is odd...
[18:54:40] <✦[rp] The Wizard> Are you more used to Draconic?
[18:55:22] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I am, yes
[The Wizard clears his throat, and a guttural and throaty language comes out of his mouth. He is speaking Draconic, an ancient but well studied language. Going forward, any dialogue in [brackets like this] is the Wizard and Faulkner speaking in Draconic.]
[18:55:42] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Well, my accent might be a bit rusty, but how do I sound?]
[18:55:56] <✦Faulkner [rp]> Oh!
[18:56:43] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [A bit strange admittedly. Though the dragons always spoke a bit differently from me I suppose so that's nothing too new]
[18:56:53] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I think its just... been a while]
[18:57:14] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [How long have you been here? Did you arrive before us or after us?]
[18:57:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Or more accurately, how long have you been away?]
[18:58:18] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I know I arrived after the rest of you. But my sense of time has been displaced for a while. I don't know how long its been]
[18:58:34] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [It feels like a lifetime]
[18:58:45] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Mmm, I understand that. Time works very differently in the hallways, and even here]
[18:59:18] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm guessing Ollie found you, based on how well the two of you seem to know one another.]
[18:59:42] * ✦Faulkner [rp] nods
[18:59:57] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Though I think me finding him would be more accurate]
[19:00:05] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [You don't say?]
[19:04:52] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Ollie was the first player I came across here. The first one I had ever seen]
[19:05:11] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm sure that was quite a shock!]
[19:05:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Were you not a player at that time?]
[19:05:28] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Clearly, you have a player body now]
[19:05:41] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Unfortunately]
[19:06:01] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I was a player at the time. I think the shift happened when I left my home]
[19:06:12] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I see]
[19:06:27] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [When I left I felt different. Weaker]
[19:06:50] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm guessing that was you losing access to the stars]
[19:06:58] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm...familiar with the feeling]
[19:07:28] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [...I'm sorry to hear that]
[19:07:46] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Ahhh, it's alright. I understand how to live without it now.]
[19:08:46] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Do you think... I'll ever be able to get that connection back?]
[19:09:04] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Luckily, in your case, I think you could.]
[19:09:34] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [From what you've told me, it seems like if you manage to find out what drew you here, you could puzzle it out from there.]
[19:09:52] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Once you've figured out what you need to, perhaps the way home will appear]
[19:10:11] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [It may be within you, but you may not be ready for it.]
[19:10:16] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Sometimes these things happen.]
[The Wizard shrugs, and Faulkner hums in response.]
[19:10:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [But what do I know.]
[The Wizard smiles with a cheesy grin.]
[19:10:33] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm just an old fart]
[19:11:05] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [You probably know a lot more than most of the others]
[19:11:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Oh most likely.]
[19:12:03] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Have you felt that feeling of being drawn somewhere since you arrived here?]
[19:12:16] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [No]
[19:12:24] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [When I got here it went away]
[19:12:28] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Hm.]
[19:12:56] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Nothing to follow...Void that's tough.]
[19:13:58] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm not sure, for once I'm sort of stumped.]
[Faulkner crosses their arms.]
[19:14:36] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'll have to look into Draconic magic again, it's been a while.]
[19:15:26] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Oh?]
[19:15:35] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Oh wait! One thing I could think of, visions, Draconic magic usually has visions associated with it, right?]
[19:15:56] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [The whole, image in divine flame thing?]
[19:16:41] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I believe so yes. Many of the dragons I came across in my time weren't ways keen to talk]
[19:17:48] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Yes, some sort of guarded art. Perhaps if you could find a way to awaken a vision within yourself, connect in some part to the stars, even for a fraction of a second, that might show you something.]
[Faulkner shifts, unsure.]
[19:18:32] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Maybe...]
[19:18:49] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [It would be nice to find some sort of direction]
[The Wizard sees the look on Faulkner’s face, and turns away. His shoulders begin to droop slightly, and he rubs his face.]
[19:19:32] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [However-]
[19:19:46] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I want to try to solve this. It's in my nature, but-]
[19:19:57] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Sometimes...there is no solution.]
[19:20:13] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Faulkner, as much as it hurts, you may need to consider-]
[19:20:22] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [There is no way back.]
[19:20:47] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I hope to the Void I'm wrong, but I realize it's wrong of me to try and get your hopes up.]
[19:22:00] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [But if you need guidance, or advice. I'm here.]
[Faulkner scowls, he thought the Wizard would understand this better, but maybe he wasn’t clear enough: ]
[19:22:00] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I'm not looking to get home necessarily. I'm sure I'm *meant* to be here. I just-]
[19:22:19] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Ah. I see.]
[19:22:23] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm sorry.]
[19:22:27] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [You just miss it.]
[19:22:37] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [No solution needed.]
[He’s still not there, Faulkner exclaims: ]
[19:22:44] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I need a why. A reason. I thought at first it had something to do with Ollie but he's not exactly an open book]
[19:22:58] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Definitely not]
[19:23:11] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Why drag me from something I hold so dear to *this*]
[19:23:41] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Why would the stars abandon me like that? There has to be a reason]
[19:24:10] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I wish I could give you one.]
[19:23:41] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Not to sound like an Unknown but...the Code works in mysterious ways]
[19:24:25] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [But this seems-]
[19:24:36] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [It seems like something you might not understand until you see the end of it.]
[19:24:54] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Which is infuriating, for certain.]
[19:25:19] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I'd like it to end soon. This place is hell]
[19:25:38] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [It's not the best...but...it's home for some of us.]
[19:25:53] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Sometimes you make do with what you've got.]
[19:26:05] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Even if it's a pile of hot sewage.]
[19:26:29] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [You sweep away the dirt and grime, wash away what's left, and turn it into a home.]
[19:26:29] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Oh, so the malfaction?]
[The Wizard blinks, mouth open slightly. He’s surprised but endeared by Faulkner’s brash nature.]
[19:26:42] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [No punches pulled there, Faulkner!]
[19:27:22] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I do not like them.]
[19:27:27] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Clearly not!]
[19:27:37] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Void, I heard about all that nonsense. That Ceph-]
[19:27:44] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Quite a piece of work!]
[19:28:02] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [And poor Doc. That man...]
[Faulkner wrinkles its nose.]
[19:28:10] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Ew]
[19:28:26] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Oh right. You and him, eh, aren't on great terms.]
[19:28:33] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Why do you hate him so much anyway?]
[19:29:11] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Bad energy]
[19:29:23] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Says uncomfortable and odd things]
[19:29:49] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Well, he is from another universe entirely, so can't blame him too much for bein' a fish out of water.]
[19:29:55] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [But I understand what you mean.]
[19:30:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I hope the wedding happens and I never have to see him again]
[19:30:48] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Ha! Like they'll ship him off to Malfaction forever?]
[19:31:00] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Yes]
[19:31:26] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'm pretty sure he and Ceph will kill each other before they even make it there.]
[19:31:43] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Which, good for you either way.]
[19:31:52] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Exactly]
[19:32:24] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Ollie has enough stress as it is]
[19:32:47] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Enough stress? What do you mean by that?]
[19:32:59] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Has he been roped into something else?]
[19:33:42] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Other than the wedding? Not that I know of. But he's always so tense]
[19:34:00] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [No one else seems to notice]
[19:34:34] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Ah, I see. I don't know Ollie very well so I'll have to take your word for it.]
[19:36:08] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Well, do you have anything else on your mind Faulkner?]
[19:36:44] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [I do, but I think I've taken enough of your time. I have things to work on anyhow]
[19:36:56] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [With the wedding coming up I need them done]
[19:37:01] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [We should talk again, then!]
[19:37:14] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Oh, I understand, I've still got to get a suit tailored.]
[19:37:32] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Right]
[19:37:46] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Come find me after the wedding some time, we can talk again. Or perhaps I can meet you in Wisteria?]
[19:37:54] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'll send a letter.]
[19:38:14] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [Hm. Alright]
[Faulkner stands, and the Wizard walks him to the stairwell.]
[19:38:24] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [It was wonderful talking to you, Faulkner!]
[19:38:31] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [I'll see you at the wedding, then.]
[19:38:46] <✦Faulkner [rp]> [You as well. Thank you...]
[19:38:56] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Of course, anytime!]
[19:39:02] <✦[rp] The Wizard> [Farewell!]
[Faulkner departs for Wisteria.]