Characters present: Ollie, Ceph
Date: 2/15/24
Season: 3

[Ollie walks down the stairs of the church, still looking very tired.]

[20:01:41] <?[rp] Ollie> morningg Ceph…

[Ceph hangs out around the interior of the church. They greet him with a bored expression.]

[20:02:36] <?[rp] ceph> hi emo boy

[20:02:40] <?[rp] Ollie> hiii

[20:02:47] <?[rp] Ollie> im not emo

[20:02:52] <?[rp] ceph> ur emo

[20:03:22] <?[rp] Ollie> if you keep saying that ill actually end up being sad so stop that

[20:03:40] <?[rp] Ollie> im in a good mood anywayy ykkk

[20:03:48] <?[rp] ceph> wow

[20:03:45] <?[rp] ceph> not my problem now is it

[20:03:07] <?[rp] ceph> wanna smoke weed

[Ceph pulls out a blunt, lighting it up and taking a hit.]

[20:03:55] <?[rp] Ollie> i can make it your problem

[Ceph raises their eyebrows.]

[20:04:01] <?[rp] ceph> kinky

[20:04:08] <?[rp] Ollie> how????

[20:04:18] <?[rp] ceph> r u gonna shove me against the wall

[20:04:23] <?[rp] Ollie> what

[20:04:25] <?[rp] Ollie> no

[20:04:29] <?[rp] Ollie> why would i do that

[20:04:28] <?[rp] ceph> hate sex type shit

[20:04:35] <?[rp] Ollie> hate what

[20:04:37] <?[rp] ceph> ur SO BORiNG

[20:04:49] <?[rp] ceph> hate sex get with the times

[20:05:17] <?[rp] ceph> its what wed call it if u n i fucked

[20:05:31] <?[rp] Ollie> thats not gonna happen any time soon thats for sure

[20:05:39] <?[rp] ceph> :3c

[Ollie stretches and turns away as Ceph smirks at him.]

[20:05:15] <?[rp] Ollie> is there a kitchen around here

[20:05:21] <?[rp] ceph> uhhh

[20:05:25] <?[rp] ceph> nooooo

[20:05:52] <?[rp] Ollie> hmm, ill put that on my list

[20:05:55] <?[rp] Ollie> of things to do

[20:06:00] <?[rp] Ollie> ill get to it . eventually

[Ceph holds out their blunt.]

[20:06:06] <?[rp] ceph> do u want weed or not i offered so generously

[20:06:12] <?[rp] Ollie> no thanks

[20:06:16] <?[rp] ceph> rude ass

[20:06:29] <?[rp] Ollie> arent i being nice, more weed for yourself

[Ceph shrugs, and takes another hit.]

[20:06:09] <?[rp] Ollie> do you still not know how to cook?

[20:06:32] <?[rp] ceph> u wouldnt let me cook

[20:06:48] <?[rp] Ollie> i would

[20:06:51] <?[rp] ceph> i can very much cook thank u

[20:06:52] <?[rp] Ollie> would you make me food?

[Ceph considers this.]

[20:07:07] <?[rp] ceph> can players eat arsenic

[20:07:11] <?[rp] Ollie> n

[20:07:12] <?[rp] Ollie> no

[20:07:16] <?[rp] ceph> damn

[20:07:32] <?[rp] ceph> no special seasoning allowed ig

[20:07:32] <?[rp] Ollie> do you like bread

[20:07:44] <?[rp] ceph> i fuckin love bread bby

[20:07:51] <?[rp] Ollie> yayy

[20:07:56] <?[rp] ceph> sweet bread is like sex

[20:08:19] <?[rp] ceph> one of gods blessed creations

[Ceph puts their palms together in mock prayer. They bow slightly, though they don’t seem like they know what they’re doing.]

[20:08:03] <?[rp] Ollie> okay then

[20:08:19] <?[rp] Ollie> i havent made bread in a WHILE

[20:08:28] <?[rp] Ollie> and theres no kitchen so, someday ill do it

[20:08:35] <?[rp] Ollie> someday ill make some mid fucking bread

[20:08:40] <?[rp] ceph> dont u need like

[20:08:44] <?[rp] ceph> flour

[Ollie claps his hands together.]

[20:09:01] <?[rp] Ollie> we can grow crops !!

[20:09:08] <?[rp] Ollie> is there no community farm?

[He suddenly seems to remember the fact that it’s snowy and cold in the Malfaction for almost the entire year.]

[20:09:37] <?[rp] Ollie> can ...can you grow crops here

[20:09:41] <?[rp] ceph> ah

[20:09:45] <?[rp] ceph> maybe

[Ceph’s eyes are glazed slightly from the blunt.]

[20:09:37] <?[rp] ceph> if u make me good sweet bread with honey and sweetberries ill literally suck u

[They seem to drool at the thought of eating that dish.]

[20:09:51] <?[rp] Ollie> you wouldnt need to do that

[20:10:04] <?[rp] Ollie> i can just make the sweet bread yk

[20:10:11] <?[rp] Ollie> and then we can eat it together

[20:10:28] <?[rp] ceph> thatd be fuckin gay then

[20:10:37] <?[rp] Ollie> OH BUT SUCKING ME OFF ISNT GAY?????????????????

[20:10:47] <?[rp] ceph> its not gay yk

[20:10:52] <?[rp] Ollie> IT LITERALLY IS

[20:11:01] <?[rp] ceph> transactional shit aint gay

[20:11:24] <?[rp] Ollie> well its certaintly not a fucking business transaction

[Ceph shakes their head.]

[20:11:49] <?[rp] ceph> yk what just forget it i dont care

[Ollie turns away, almost trying to tempt Ceph to argue with him further.]

[20:12:03] <?[rp] Ollie> i wont make you sweet bread

[20:12:05] <?[rp] Ollie> mean

[20:12:00] <?[rp] ceph> entertain me

[20:12:15] <?[rp] Ollie> im not a fucking court jester what do you mean by that

[Ceph saunters across the room, they get up as far into Ollie’s space as he’ll let them. At this point he’s stopped pushing them away.]

[20:12:41] <?[rp] ceph> what r friends if not entertainment

[20:12:58] <?[rp] Ollie> they are a lot more than that but alright

[20:13:28] <?[rp] ceph> who cares

[20:13:45] <?[rp] ceph> im in need of enrichment

[20:13:36] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm

[20:13:48] <?[rp] Ollie> do you have anything youd like to do today

[20:13:56] <?[rp] Ollie> i can join you

[20:13:54] <?[rp] ceph> lets play chess

[20:13:58] <?[rp] Ollie> ooh

[20:14:00] <?[rp] Ollie> sure

[20:14:04] <?[rp] Ollie> i still dont know how to play that

[20:14:20] <?[rp] ceph> its ok

[20:14:41] <?[rp] ceph> do u wanna make the horseys kiss

[20:14:55] <?[rp] Ollie> if theres a way to win that then sure

[20:15:05] <?[rp] Ollie> ill take anything i can get

[20:15:32] <?[rp] ceph> u sound a bit desperate there

[20:15:51] <?[rp] Ollie> dont point it out okay

[20:15:52] <?[rp] ceph> is it victory u yearn for or something else

[20:16:02] <?[rp] ceph> like THESE NUTS

[Ollie rolls his eyes.]

[20:16:12] <?[rp] Ollie> oh for fucks sake

[20:16:09] <?[rp] Ollie> yes i want to win what else is there to gain

[Ceph points out a table.]

[20:17:57] <?[rp] ceph> okay go to that table ill get the chessboard

[20:18:04] <?[rp] Ollie> alright alright

[Ceph retrieves the chessboard, setting it on the table. Ollie begins setting up the ornate pieces, the white set has been carved out of calcite, while the black set seems to be made of the same blackstone of the church. As he does, Ceph seems to stop for a moment, they pull up their sleeve and cough daintily into it. In the low light of the church, the blood splatter on the dark fabric is hidden.]

[20:20:04] <?[rp] ceph> OKAYYY chess ^_^

[Ceph takes a seat across from Ollie, and begins fixing the pieces Ollie put on the board.]

[20:20:10] <?[rp] Ollie> mhmm

[The light from the window shines down on them. They still look as hot and sexy as they normally do, but their skin seems more pale than usual. There are slight bags under their eyes, and their features seem just slightly more gaunt than normal. It’s probably nothing, just the lighting in this building.]

[20:20:23] <?[rp] ceph> ill kick ur gay twink ass

[20:20:30] <?[rp] Ollie> dont call me that

[20:20:45] <?[rp] ceph> what gay or a twink

[20:21:00] <?[rp] Ollie> preferably neither of those

[20:21:28] <?[rp] ceph> why

[20:21:38] <?[rp] ceph> they make sense

[20:21:58] <?[rp] Ollie> well one of them does

[20:22:15] <?[rp] ceph> haha yeah

[20:22:21] <?[rp] ceph> ur a twink

[20:22:37] <?[rp] Ollie> im going to kick your ass

[20:22:47] <?[rp] Ollie> but not figuratively

[20:22:44] <?[rp] ceph> ill moan

[20:22:51] <?[rp] Ollie> DONT !!!

[20:22:54] <?[rp] ceph> ill moan

[20:23:14] <?[rp] Ollie> you always threaten me with that but

[20:23:21] <?[rp] Ollie> maybe you wouldnt follow through

[20:23:51] <?[rp] ceph> if u lay a hand, boot, or anything else on me ill make it uncomfortably sexual

[20:24:05] <?[rp] Ollie> thats not fair !!!!!!!!

[20:24:11] <?[rp] Ollie> i wouldnt do the same to you

[20:24:13] <?[rp] ceph> defense mechanism'

[20:24:16] <?[rp] ceph> L

[20:24:31] <?[rp] ceph> im immune anyway bitch

[20:24:30] <?[rp] Ollie> would you stop hurting me if i made it sexual

[20:24:34] <?[rp] ceph> no

[20:24:46] <?[rp] ceph> id actually enjoy it more

[20:24:50] <?[rp] Ollie> what

[20:24:52] <?[rp] Ollie> thats gay

[20:24:53] <?[rp] ceph> ;3c

[Ollie’s face has started to warm, and his cheeks flush pink.]

[20:25:13] <?[rp] Ollie> cmon just finish setting this up ...

[20:25:24] <?[rp] ceph> FINE. ur boring

[20:25:28] <?[rp] ceph> smh

[Ceph finishes fixing the pieces and sits back.]

[20:25:40] <?[rp] ceph> do u want white or black

[20:25:48] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm

[20:26:06] <?[rp] ceph> black. cus ur emo

[Ceph turns the board with the black pieces towards him.]

[20:26:17] <?[rp] Ollie> okay fine

[20:26:21] <?[rp] Ollie> if thats what you want

[20:26:23] <?[rp] ceph> matches ur soul or whatever

[20:26:27] <?[rp] Ollie> damn

[The two begin playing chess. The game is simple for Ceph, as Ollie has very little idea of what he’s doing, and beating him is more fun than teaching him how to actually win. Ceph practically sips on a blunt, filling the air with smoke and the smell of weed. Ollie seems confident that he might actually take this match, but from the eyes of a seasoned player, he’s only a few moves from Checkmate.]

[20:29:00] <?[rp] Ollie> mmmmm

[20:29:16] <?[rp] Ollie> hey ceph, question

[20:29:21] <?[rp] ceph> hmm??

[20:30:31] <?[rp] Ollie> do you have any music discs?

[20:30:44] <?[rp] Ollie> i think ...that would help me ............maybe

[20:30:54] <?[rp] Ollie> and it would also be nice to just hear some music

[20:31:13] <?[rp] ceph> help u . what like ur chakras

[20:31:21] <?[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[20:31:35] <?[rp] Ollie> would help me CONCENTRATE !!

[20:31:31] <?[rp] ceph> anyway no

[20:31:36] <?[rp] ceph> i dont lmao

[20:31:38] <?[rp] Ollie> really?

[20:31:40] <?[rp] Ollie> damn

[20:31:47] <?[rp] ceph> well i have one

[20:31:56] <?[rp] Ollie> oh?

[Ceph pats around in their cloak, before nodding as they pat their chest. They pull a music disc out of the front of their dress.]

[20:33:03] <?[rp] ceph> haha wow i conveniently have it on me

[20:33:21] <?[rp] Ollie> oh ... okay

[Ceph puts the music disc into a jukebox and lets it play.]

[20:33:29] <?[rp] Ollie> what

[20:33:31] <?[rp] Ollie> what is that

[20:33:40] <?[rp] Ollie> uh

[20:33:46] <?[rp] Ollie> thats not music

[Ceph shrugs. They take the record out.]

[20:33:48] <?[rp] ceph> idk lol i just found it

[20:34:04] <?[rp] Ollie> the fuck do you mean you just found it

[20:34:12] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[20:34:14] <?[rp] Ollie> do you have anything ELSE

[20:34:19] <?[rp] ceph> uh

[They pull out another music disc.]

[20:34:34] <?[rp] ceph> one more but .. its broken

[20:34:46] <?[rp] Ollie> damnit

[Ceph puts the music disc in the jukebox.]

[20:35:10] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[20:35:12] <?[rp] Ollie> THATS NOT ANY BETTER

[20:35:23] <?[rp] ceph> this is normal ppl activities

[Ollie ejects the disc.]

[20:35:32] <?[rp] ceph> damn

[20:35:30] <?[rp] Ollie> you know what.

[20:35:34] <?[rp] Ollie> FUCK this chess game

[20:35:41] <?[rp] Ollie> were getting new discs !!!

[20:35:50] <?[rp] Ollie> cuz yours SUCK

[20:35:56] <?[rp] ceph> that sounds boring

[20:36:05] <?[rp] Ollie> YOURE boring

[Ollie heads towards the door, rushing out of the castle. Ceph follows behind.]

[20:36:51] <?[rp] ceph> its snowing

[20:37:03] <?[rp] ceph> ur gonna freeze ur ass off

[20:37:06] <?[rp] Ollie> ah fuck-

[20:37:08] <?[rp] Ollie> uh

[20:37:10] <?[rp] Ollie> umm

[20:37:12] <?[rp] Ollie> doesnt matter

[20:37:16] <?[rp] Ollie> we WILL do this

[20:37:29] <?[rp] Ollie> and ill get to listen to nice music while i lose at that shit game

[Ceph rolls around in the snow. Ollie steps into it, being hit with the cold and regretting his decisions immediately.]

[20:38:22] <?[rp] Ollie> okay ........okay.

[20:38:47] <?[rp] Ollie> I've seen how this is done many times before

[20:38:55] <?[rp] Ollie> we just need a boat i believe

[20:39:01] <?[rp] ceph> what

[Ollie grabs some wood.]

[20:40:37] <?[rp] Ollie> hmm...

[20:40:39] <?[rp] Ollie> okay

[He crafts a boat and sets it down.]

[20:40:43] <?[rp] Ollie> now is the hard part

[20:40:50] <?[rp] ceph> i hope u drown

[20:40:56] <?[rp] Ollie> I wont <3

[20:40:50] <?[rp] Ollie> wait have you ever gotten discs before?

[20:41:01] <?[rp] ceph> i hope that boat sijnks

[20:41:12] <?[rp] Ollie> okay so you definitely havent gotten them before

[Ollie rubs his hands on the outsides of his arms.]

[20:41:16] <?[rp] Ollie> ffuck its so cold

[20:41:18] <?[rp] Ollie> its fine

[20:41:42] <?[rp] ceph> i do have vodka if u want warming up

[20:41:48] <?[rp] Ollie> pfft

[20:41:51] <?[rp] Ollie> you know what

[20:41:55] <?[rp] Ollie> that wouldnt be a bad idea

[Ceph gives Ollie the vodka. He takes a big swig. It doesn’t taste as bad as it normally does.]

[20:42:49] <?[rp] Ollie> ALRIGHT . ow

[20:42:54] <?[rp] ceph> wooooo fuckit uppppp

[20:41:41] <?[rp] Ollie> we just need .... to find a creeper..

[20:42:58] <?[rp] Ollie> creeper.

[20:43:03] <?[rp] ceph> aw man

[20:43:20] <?[rp] Ollie> hopefully theres one close ....

[They pass by what Ceph thinks is a ravine, and they shove Ollie. Ollie trips and falls, but only ends up a few blocks down from Ceph.]

[20:43:26] <?[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[20:43:43] <?[rp] ceph> i thought it was a bigger drop

[20:44:04] <?[rp] Ollie> if you try to push me off ill make sure to grab you by the collar and take you down with me

[20:44:05] <?[rp] Ollie> bitch

[20:44:12] <?[rp] ceph> gay

[Ceph takes a hit of their blunt.]

[20:44:17] <?[rp] Ollie> whatever

[They continue on.]

[20:44:33] <?[rp] ceph> aw man

[20:44:33] <?[rp] Ollie> huh...

[20:44:36] <?[rp] Ollie> lots of endermen

[Ceph points towards a creeper in the distance.]

[20:44:43] <?[rp] Ollie> OH

[20:44:51] <?[rp] Ollie> OKAY GREAT

[Ollie leads the creeper towards the boat, trapping it inside.]

[20:45:06] <?[rp] Ollie> alright ... got them

[20:45:13] <?[rp] Ollie> now we just need

[20:45:15] <?[rp] Ollie> a skeleton

[Ollie searches around as Ceph follows him. They occasionally step back whenever something tries to attack them, but mostly they just watch Ollie as he works.]

[20:47:00] <?[rp] Ollie> shit

[20:47:01] <?[rp] Ollie> okay

[20:47:20] <?[rp] Ollie> i found one

[20:47:24] <?[rp] Ollie> try to stay away cuz

[20:47:27] <?[rp] Ollie> i need them to shoot at me

[20:50:56] <?[rp] Ollie> oh fuck

[20:51:16] <?[rp] Ollie> we need to be fast before day comes

[20:52:00] <?[rp] Ollie> oh fuck i got TWO

[Ollie jogs towards the creeper and one of the skeletons nail him in the back with an arrow.]

[20:52:05] <?[rp] Ollie> OW

[20:53:02] <?[rp] Ollie> careful

[The skeleton shoots the creeper, and when it dies, a record disc sits waiting inside of the boat. Ollie cuts down the skeleton with his axe as he shouts with excitement.]

[20:53:26] <?[rp] Ollie> YEAAAH

[20:53:32] <?[rp] Ollie> WHICH ONE DID WE GET?

[Ceph picks it up.]

[20:55:06] <?[rp] ceph> what the fuck

[20:55:18] <?[rp] Ollie> !!

[20:55:22] <?[rp] Ollie> oooo

[20:55:27] <?[rp] ceph> damn

[20:55:29] <?[rp] Ollie> i havent seen this one before

[20:55:44] <?[rp] ceph> wild

[20:55:49] <?[rp] Ollie> mall....

[Ollie bounces from foot to foot, still trying to keep back the cold.]

[20:56:01] <?[rp] Ollie> lets go back lets go back

[20:56:09] <?[rp] ceph> too cold 4 u

[20:56:14] <?[rp] ceph> lmaoo

[20:56:14] <?[rp] Ollie> hahh yeahh..

[They return to the church, where Ceph takes a seat back at the chess table.]

[20:57:19] <?[rp] ceph> so what was the point of that

[20:57:29] <?[rp] Ollie> shusshhhh

[20:57:51] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[20:57:58] <?[rp] Ollie> let me put this disc asshole !!!!!!!!!

[20:58:06] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[Ollie slips the disc into the jukebox.]

[20:58:19] <?[rp] Ollie> ooh

[20:58:24] <?[rp] Ollie> this one is calm

[20:59:09] <?[rp] Ollie> i like this one i think…

[20:59:12] <?[rp] Ollie> heheehe

[Ceph looks through their enderchest.]

[20:58:37] <?[rp] ceph> shit im almost out of weed

[Ceph coughs sexily into their sleeve again. The blood on their clothing this time is more easily visible.]

[21:00:20] <?[rp] ceph> i. amm going to. gget more weed

[21:00:24] <?[rp] ceph> yeah.

[21:00:32] <?[rp] ceph> enjoy ur sounds

[21:00:29] <?[rp] Ollie> noo no no stayy

[21:00:36] <?[rp] Ollie> dont you wanna hear all of it …

[Ceph runs, taking off suddenly.]

[21:00:49] <?[rp] Ollie> oh.....

[21:00:52] <?[rp] Ollie> ..okay then

[Ollie sits down next to the jukebox, enjoying the music with a happy expression on his face. In another room, Ceph barely makes it to the cauldron sink. They spew out blood, purging more of the sickness from inside of them. The bottom of the iron cauldron has been stained almost black now with blood. They wipe their mouth, drink some water, take a chaser of vodka, and return to the room with Ollie.]

[21:02:43] <?[rp] ceph> haha. i havee returnned

[21:02:49] <?[rp] ceph> with weed

[21:02:53] <?[rp] Ollie> hi!!

[21:02:55] <?[rp] ceph> n booze

[21:02:59] <?[rp] Ollie> pffft

[21:03:03] <?[rp] Ollie> wooo

[21:03:37] <?[rp] ceph> do u want. vodka

[21:03:40] <?[rp] ceph> ahahahaa

[21:03:45] <?[rp] ceph> or weed

[Ollie nods at the bottle in Ceph’s hand.]

[21:03:53] <?[rp] Ollie> vodka thanks

[Ceph hands it to them.]

[21:03:56] <?[rp] Ollie> thank you thank you

[21:03:58] <?[rp] ceph> yayyyy

[21:04:21] <?[rp] Ollie> do you wanna keep playing chess ? or some other game?

[Ceph looks a bit less put together than before. Their hair has started to fall out of its bun. There’s a spot of blood on their dress, and more blood on their shoes. Ollie doesn’t seem to notice.]

[21:04:52] <?[rp] ceph> ahahaaa...

[21:04:55] <?[rp] ceph> uhm

[21:04:59] <?[rp] ceph> im tired

[21:05:06] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[21:05:21] <?[rp] Ollie> ohh cmon

[21:05:30] <?[rp] ceph> i feel like playing a game where i sleep

[21:05:42] <?[rp] Ollie> how about dance huuhh

[21:05:50] <?[rp] Ollie> pfft

[21:06:30] <?[rp] ceph> ur a fukin sadist i say im tired so u suggest. jumping n running around

[21:06:34] <?[rp] ceph> dancing

[21:06:38] <?[rp] ceph> same thing

[Ceph chugs the rest of the bottle of vodka.]

[21:05:59] <?[rp] Ollie> or yes we can play the game where you sleep

[21:06:54] <?[rp] Ollie> doesnt HAVEE to be jumping and running

[21:06:56] <?[rp] Ollie> could be

[21:06:59] <?[rp] Ollie> slow dancing

[21:07:01] <?[rp] Ollie> hmmm

[21:07:07] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont think youd do that actually

[Ceph narrows their eyes.]

[21:07:10] <?[rp] ceph> slow dancing

[21:07:14] <?[rp] ceph> like what

[21:07:19] <?[rp] ceph> a waltz

[21:07:25] <?[rp] Ollie> pffft

[21:07:29] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah i guess so

[21:07:54] <?[rp] ceph> waltz

[21:07:47] <?[rp] ceph> fuck you i do know how to waltz thank u

[21:08:14] <?[rp] Ollie> i didnt doubt if you knew

[21:08:18] <?[rp] Ollie> i just doubt youd do that

[21:08:21] <?[rp] Ollie> ykk

[21:08:31] <?[rp] Ollie> fuckkin ...call it gay or something

[21:08:37] <?[rp] ceph> oh

[Ceph looks away.]

[21:08:54] <?[rp] ceph> ..not with you

[21:09:03] <?[rp] ceph> maybe with dan

[21:09:17] <?[rp] ceph> but hes huge and lanky

[21:09:06] <?[rp] Ollie> hahahahha yeah i figured

[21:09:13] <?[rp] Ollie> i dont think id do that with you either

[21:09:29] <?[rp] Ollie> only really one person id do that with honestly..

[21:09:23] <?[rp] ceph> well fuck u

[21:09:37] <?[rp] Ollie> pfft- are you offended?

[21:09:45] <?[rp] ceph> not really

[21:09:53] <?[rp] ceph> i dont care

[21:09:55] <?[rp] Ollie> then no need to swear at me

[21:10:01] <?[rp] Ollie> okayyyyy then

[21:10:08] <?[rp] Ollie> maybe you do need sleep

[21:10:09] <?[rp] ceph> i love saying fuck

[21:10:18] <?[rp] Ollie> youre a bit grumpy

[21:10:46] <?[rp] ceph> its ur fault for bringing up slow dancing

[21:11:04] <?[rp] Ollie> alrightttt

[Ceph sits down on the ground. Ollie stands above them.]

[21:12:06] <?[rp] ceph> wow. thats an angle i never see u from

[21:12:14] <?[rp] Ollie> hm?

[21:12:15] <?[rp] ceph> u look tall thiis way

[21:12:18] <?[rp] ceph> ha

[21:12:31] <?[rp] ceph> im little down here

[21:12:37] <?[rp] ceph> on the floor

[21:12:43] <?[rp] Ollie> pfffftt

[Ceph chugs more vodka.]

[21:12:58] <?[rp] Ollie> hows the weather down there huhh

[21:13:11] <?[rp] Ollie> haha ...i get to say that to you for once

[21:13:44] <?[rp] ceph> weathers nothing ur not used to ayo

[21:13:57] <?[rp] Ollie> okay okayy

[21:13:59] <?[rp] Ollie> you got me there

[21:14:04] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[21:14:26] <?[rp] Ollie> you dont plan on sleeping on the floor right?

[21:14:30] <?[rp] Ollie> that cant be good for you

[21:14:42] <?[rp] ceph> why would i sleep in front of you

[21:14:58] <?[rp] Ollie> what do you think id do

[21:15:02] <?[rp] Ollie> stab you?

[21:15:06] <?[rp] ceph> sure

[21:15:19] <?[rp] Ollie> well what would i do after

[21:15:23] <?[rp] ceph> uh

[21:15:30] <?[rp] Ollie> be in this huge castle alone??

[21:15:34] <?[rp] Ollie> that sounds BORINGGG

[21:16:04] <?[rp] ceph> well ollie theres a lot of things u could do after u stab me

[21:16:16] <?[rp] ceph> the poor defenseless whore

[21:16:11] <?[rp] Ollie> like what

[21:16:20] <?[rp] ceph> ^_^

[21:16:29] <?[rp] ceph> haha

[21:16:32] <?[rp] Ollie> what do you mean by that

[21:16:45] <?[rp] ceph> im making a sex joke idiot damn

[21:17:00] <?[rp] Ollie> not my fault i didnt get it ...

[21:17:06] <?[rp] Ollie> make a better one

[21:17:10] <?[rp] ceph> u dont have to stab me with a knife yk

[21:17:36] <?[rp] Ollie> ??

[21:17:36] <?[rp] ceph> u could impale me with something else

[Ceph raises and lowers their eyebrows at Ollie rapidly.]

[21:17:43] <?[rp] Ollie> an axe ??

[21:17:58] <?[rp] Ollie> would be too much i think

[21:18:38] <?[rp] ceph> well an axe is less impale isnt it

[21:18:49] <?[rp] Ollie> sword?

[21:18:56] <?[rp] Ollie> pickaxe

[21:19:19] <?[rp] ceph> no no, you were close with the sword. ig

[21:19:32] <?[rp] Ollie> mmm

[21:19:43] <?[rp] ceph> they do call it a sword sometimes

[Ceph begins to mime a dick with their hands.]

[21:19:33] <?[rp] Ollie> neww game

[21:20:25] <?[rp] Ollie> oooo

[21:20:20] <?[rp] Ollie> okayy how about you guess.

[21:20:24] <?[rp] Ollie> what number im thinking of

[21:20:56] <?[rp] ceph> ..u need to narrow it down typically i think

[21:21:03] <?[rp] Ollie> oh

[21:21:04] <?[rp] Ollie> yeah

[21:21:07] <?[rp] Ollie> okay how about

[21:21:09] <?[rp] Ollie> 1-100

[21:21:13] <?[rp] ceph> 69

[21:21:21] <?[rp] Ollie> correct!

[21:21:31] <?[rp] ceph> ... REALLY

[21:21:33] <?[rp] Ollie> i knew youdd guess that

[21:21:37] <?[rp] Ollie> arent i nicee

[21:21:39] <?[rp] ceph> hahaa

[21:21:41] <?[rp] Ollie> trying to make it easyyy

[21:21:49] <?[rp] ceph> sure. i guess

[21:22:04] <?[rp] ceph> ur not very good at winning

[21:22:13] <?[rp] Ollie> MEAN

[21:22:16] <?[rp] Ollie> i can win

[21:22:26] <?[rp] Ollie> your turn

[21:22:32] <?[rp] ceph> uh

[21:22:38] <?[rp] Ollie> could be any game

[21:23:17] <?[rp] ceph> numbre. between fuckin. -100 to 100

[21:23:27] <?[rp] Ollie> oh man....

[21:23:43] <?[rp] Ollie> you wouldnt pick the same number i did ...too easy...

[21:23:48] <?[rp] Ollie> -69 ?

[21:24:02] <?[rp] ceph> no lol

[21:24:11] <?[rp] Ollie> damnit

[21:24:14] <?[rp] Ollie> 1

[21:24:24] <?[rp] ceph> nopee ^_^

[21:24:26] <?[rp] Ollie> 2

[21:24:33] <?[rp] ceph> noooo

[21:24:40] <?[rp] Ollie> 3

[21:24:42] <?[rp] Ollie> i can keep going

[21:24:49] <?[rp] Ollie> you didnt tell me how many chances i haddd

[21:25:06] <?[rp] ceph> fuck off

[21:25:14] <?[rp] Ollie> :3

[21:25:31] <?[rp] ceph> the number was 6.9

[21:25:36] <?[rp] Ollie> WHAT

[21:25:39] <?[rp] Ollie> NOT FAIR!!!!!

[21:25:40] <?[rp] ceph> i wanna sleep

[21:25:48] <?[rp] ceph> ur so mean

[21:25:57] <?[rp] ceph> keeping me up

[21:26:10] <?[rp] ceph> u can entertain urself

[21:25:52] <?[rp] Ollie> >:(

[21:26:10] <?[rp] Ollie> you're so mean !!! making that impossible !!

[21:26:29] <?[rp] ceph> it was wasnt it

[21:26:39] <?[rp] Ollie> unfairr

[21:26:20] <?[rp] ceph> haha

[21:26:42] <?[rp] ceph> u never would guess it

[21:26:56] <?[rp] Ollie> markk my words

[21:27:02] <?[rp] Ollie> ill win one of these days okk

[21:27:28] <?[rp] ceph> win at tucking me into my nest

[21:27:34] <?[rp] ceph> for beddy bye

[21:27:41] <?[rp] Ollie> thats not a game

[21:27:46] <?[rp] ceph> it iss

[21:27:54] <?[rp] Ollie> its nottt

[Ceph stands up. They stumble a little, but catch themself on the table.]

[21:28:21] <?[rp] Ollie> you are sooo mean to me

[21:28:26] <?[rp] ceph> olliee

[21:28:30] <?[rp] Ollie> hii

[21:28:33] <?[rp] ceph> u suck

[21:28:45] <?[rp] Ollie> meann !! again !!

[Ollie clutches his chest in mock anguish.]

[21:28:48] <?[rp] Ollie> oh woe is me

[Ceph holds out the blunt to Ollie.]

[21:28:45] <?[rp] ceph> have some weed

[Ollie takes it and looks at it, he tries to hand it back.]

[21:29:21] <?[rp] Ollie> noo thanks

[21:29:35] <?[rp] ceph> u can frame it or something

[21:29:41] <?[rp] Ollie> pffft

[21:29:48] <?[rp] Ollie> alright

[21:29:51] <?[rp] Ollie> illl keep it

[Ollie puts the blunt into his inventory.]

[21:29:56] <?[rp] ceph> im leaving u btw

[Ollie sighs.]

[21:30:05] <?[rp] Ollie> okayy

[21:30:07] <?[rp] Ollie> byee

[21:30:10] <?[rp] Ollie> dont diee

[21:30:29] <?[rp] ceph> i can take care of myself.

[Ceph flies off into the rafters of the church. Ollie stands alone as the music disc ends and ejects.]

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