Characters present: The Wizard, Ollie, Joco, Finch, Ceph, Dan, Doc, Punk, Faulkner, Dex, Pyrite, Citra
Date: 5/26/23
Time: 9:00pm CST
Season: 3
Tags: Serious, Plot, Lore
Content Warnings: None

The Wizard gathers all the factions together to celebrate the finishing of the gazebo, and to also sign a treaty between factions to ensure that in a time of great Calamity, they will be able to come together to ensure their safety.

The Wizard also speaks with Doc, and the two decide that they should meet at some time in the future to discuss matters more in depth.

[20:56:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I'm glad all of you got my message and were able to meet me here, thank you to those of you who put time and effort into this place. I'm hoping we can come together to create a treaty for peace and bettering the relationships between our factions.

[20:56:36] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If you would all follow me, we can proceed to the main gazebo

[20:57:04] ✦[rp] Ollie:  uhh ... do we have specific seats

[20:57:21] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I think that'd be a moot point, given the 4 sections yet 3 factions

[20:57:32] ✦[rp] Ollie:  guess so…

[20:57:36] ✦[rp] Finch [to Joco]:  if there ISN'T assigned seating, can you move.

[20:57:42] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  No.

[20:57:46] ✦[rp] Finch:  aww...

[20:57:50] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I will be staying right here.

[20:57:44] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Those who are the heads of their faction, or a figurehead, if you would make yourself known

[20:58:09] ✦[rp] ceph:  oh is that Me

[20:58:18] ✦[rp] Dan:  alf that's you

[20:58:22] ✦[rp] Doc:  I'm over here.

[20:58:32] ✦[rp] ceph:  who let the child lead

[20:58:43] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Who is the head of Malfaction?

[20:58:54] ✦[rp] Punk:  ceph is

[20:59:01] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Alright, good to know

[20:59:03] ✦[rp] ceph:  i am. im the motherfukin king

[20:59:07] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  And who is the head of Wisteria?

[20:59:11] ✦[rp] Doc:  I am.

[20:59:21] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  ..unfortunately

[20:59:23] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Ah! The election was decided then! Congratulations

[20:59:33] ✦Dex:  wait there was an election

[20:59:34] * [rp] Joco Serious claps half-heartedly

[20:59:47] ✦[rp] Doc slowly looks to Faulkner.

[20:59:52] ✦[rp] Dan:  congratulations :-)

[21:00:00] ✦[rp] Punk:  boo

[21:00:03] ✦[rp] Finch:  enjoy. the election! thing.

[21:00:11] ✦[rp] Doc looks back to the center of the table. 

[21:00:13] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Congrats on the democracy, buckaroo

[21:00:14] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  election? congratulation

[21:00:27] ✦[rp] ceph:  well good for u guys. or sorry for ur loss idk i dont know shit about ur group politics

[21:00:36] * [rp] Citra claps confusedly

[21:00:48] ✦[rp] ceph:  uhm.

[21:00:54] * Dex looks around confused wondering who all these people even are

[21:00:55] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Lots of interesting responses today to this meeting from everyone

[21:00:35] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We as a collective of Corroded have very little that we want besides good tidings between factions, is there anything in particular grievances you want to air?

[Two conversations begin to happen simultaneously]

✦ [Sidebar 1]

[21:01:28] ✦[rp] Finch:  I have one! joco took my seat. I wanted to sit there.

[21:01:35] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Why must you sit here?

[21:01:37] ✦[rp] Punk:  jesus christ

[21:01:38] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I don't think that counts, Finch

[21:01:45] ✦[rp] Punk:  get a real complaint please

[21:01:49] ✦[rp] Finch:  i am an TABLE BEND. away from my DAD. that's not YOUR dad is it.

[21:01:54] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  ...

[21:01:58] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Dan is your father???

[21:02:09] ✦[rp] Finch:  of course???

✦ [Sidebar 2]

[21:01:01] ✦[rp] ceph:  i hate u ollie. tjhats all

[21:01:05] ✦[rp] Ollie:  what the fuck

[21:01:12] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  That's good to air out.

[21:01:20] ✦[rp] Ollie:  that doesn't count as faction grievances idiot

[21:01:22] ✦[rp] ceph:  u went through my mail shut up

[21:01:38] ✦[rp] Ollie: you are so unprofessional for a supposed ruler

[21:01:49] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  they have a bit of a point you did you through their mail...

[21:02:00] ✦[rp] Ollie:  i dont think its important right NOW

[21:02:04] ✦[rp] ceph:  ok and? ill fuck ur dad u bitch

[21:02:07] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  maybe not

[21:02:08] ✦[rp] Ollie:  HUH

[The Wizard tries to regain everyone’s attention]

[21:02:10] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  ORDER PLEASE EVERYONE!

[21:02:11] ✦Dex:  I wish I knew my father

[21:02:30] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  dad? father?

[21:02:34] ✦[rp] Punk:  ..that's great man ..

[21:02:15] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  uhm

[21:02:30] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Can we not have off topic arguments please?

[21:02:35] ✦[rp] ceph:  no

[21:02:36] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I would like to keep things civil today

[21:02:43] ✦[rp] Ollie:  yeah lets

[21:02:53] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If there are no grievances, BESIDES the clearly personal ones

[21:02:54] ✦[rp] ceph:  ollies face is uncivil

[21:02:59] ✦[rp] Punk:  nice one

[21:03:02] ✦[rp] Dan:  lol

[21:03:04] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I may have a grievance.

[21:03:13] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yes, please speak it

[21:03:15] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Malfaction, why is your road not traversable?

[21:03:21] ✦[rp] Ollie:  seriously

[21:03:20] ✦[rp] Punk:  yeah it is

[21:03:22] ✦[rp] Punk:  boat that shit

[21:03:23] ✦[rp] ceph:  bc fuck u

[21:03:25] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Do you hate public works?

[21:03:29] ✦[rp] ceph:  yes

[21:03:35] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Concerning.

[21:03:38] ✦Dex:  There's a road?

[21:03:43] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  In the nether!

[21:03:44] ✦[rp] Dan:  didnt you build a bridge

[21:03:48] ✦Dex:  huh

[21:03:58] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  it's not that hard to traverse

[21:04:10] ✦[rp] Dan:  i like the nether as is to be honest....

[21:04:14] ✦[rp] Finch:  personally! i forgot what snow tastes like

[21:04:17] ✦[rp] Ollie:  this is a mess

[21:03:55] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Okay, so Corroded requests more maintenance in the nether from Malfaction

[Two conversations begin to break out between the group]

✦ [Sidebar 1]

[21:03:56] ✦[rp] Punk:  why do you want in anyways

[21:04:17] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Your folk sell mending books.

[21:04:47] ✦[rp] Punk: clearly they're not for you lol if u cant traverse there idk if u deserve mending dude

[21:05:00] ✦[rp] Doc:  If you'd like mending books, we've got some for sale Joco.

[21:05:03] ✦[rp] ceph:  yaaa punk get em

[21:05:21] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Punk I have traveled worse roads than that, it is simply that we live in a mostly peaceful land and it is barbaric to not treat your home well and make it comfortable.

[21:05:27] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  You little shit.

[21:05:39] ✦[rp] Dan:  hey don't call him a little shit

[21:05:40] ✦[rp] Punk:  well basically eat shit suck my cock

✦ [Sidebar 2]

[21:04:01] ✦[rp] ceph:  iv had so much vodka by the way i'm more alcohol than blood

[21:04:23] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Is the head of Malfaction disposed? Would you like to nominate someone else to take your place?

[21:04:31] ✦[rp] Dan:  daym

[21:04:33] ✦[rp] Dan:  gottem'

[21:04:31] ✦[rp] ceph:  shut up

[21:04:43] ✦[rp] ceph:  im perfectly coherent

[21:04:50] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Mhm. I'm sure

[21:04:55] ✦Dex:  I have a question

[The conversation is pulled back together by Dex’s question]

[21:04:59] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yes, speak it

[21:05:19] ✦Dex:  what's this meeting even about? Like, why do we need a peace treaty?

[21:05:36] ✦[rp] Ollie:  because of this apparently

[21:05:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I think there's been some...animosity between factions for a while, which we are TRYING to assuage....my fellow members of Corroded. 

[The Wizard looks pointedly at Joco’s argument with Punk]

[21:05:53] ✦[rp] ceph:  we r not at Active War tho soooo.....

[21:06:06] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  yet

[21:06:12] ✦[rp] Dan:  we are at a verbal war by the looks of this

[21:06:03] ✦[rp] ceph:  would anyone like to be

[21:06:01] ✦Dex:  Is-is this not normal social interaction?

[21:06:06] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Keeping it peaceful is ideal

[21:06:56] ✦[rp] Punk: says the man who is ready to fight us cuz our roads aren’t built

[21:07:34] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  I have made a bridge! very useful for traveling over the ravine!

[21:06:18] ✦[rp] Finch: Question! what's the difference between active and passive war

[21:06:25] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  It would be best if we had protections in place to keep an escalation to war

[21:06:38] ✦[rp] ceph:  i'll kill everyone even me if someone looks at me funny

[21:06:39] ✦[rp] Ollie:  yeah, ill admit it's a good idea to try and make peace before any war does break out…

[21:07:10] ✦[rp] Doc:  Indeed, preventing conflict is a better choice than preparing for it.

[21:06:50] * [rp] Dan stares at ceph

[21:07:15] * [rp] ceph stares back at daniel with whore eyes

[21:07:17] ✦[rp] Dan: peace and love

[21:07:24] * [rp] Dan smiles

[21:07:35] * [rp] ceph winks at Dan ;))))

[21:07:43] ✦[rp] Dan:  ooho

[21:07:53] ✦Dex whispers: what's up with the two blue ones

[21:07:33] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  So what would be the best course of action to keep the peace between faction?

[21:07:43] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Just a treaty alone, does that work well for everyone?

[21:07:49] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  A signed agreement between all factions?

[21:07:50] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I think keeping Ceph and Ollie from each other might help

[21:08:12] ✦[rp] Ollie:  i'd love to get ceph away from my sight as soon as possible

[21:07:51] ✦[rp] Finch:  question

[21:07:53] ✦[rp] Finch:  does a treaty

[21:07:56] ✦[rp] Finch:  mean i get. a treat

[21:08:01] ✦[rp] Finch:  is this food. are we eating.

[21:08:02] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Unfortunately no

[21:08:05] ✦[rp] Finch:  Fuck.

[21:08:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  But we can get you a treat on the way home

[21:08:15] ✦[rp] Doc:  Would the treaty detail peace between all factions with each other?

[21:08:29] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  In my mind it would

[21:08:10] ✦[rp] ceph:  some ink and paper won't do shit

[21:08:30] ✦[rp] Dan:  it can be more concrete than ink and paper

[21:08:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Like what? Blood pact? Signing magic?

[21:08:43] ✦[rp] Punk:  literally bold to say in front of the whole planet but go off king

[21:08:48] ✦[rp] Ollie:  blood pact????

[21:08:51] ✦[rp] ceph:  punk ily

[21:08:51] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Does anyone here have contract magic???

[21:08:56] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Have you never made a blood pact agreement before?

[21:09:00] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Do we WANT to do contract magic???????????

[21:09:01] ✦[rp] Finch:  oo! a blood pact! isn't that where we all stab each other over a piece of paper!

[21:09:01] ✦[rp] Ollie:  no??????????

[21:09:02] ✦Dex:  Y'all have blood?

[21:09:03] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  ah blood! blood is always good!

[21:09:03] ✦[rp] Dan:  well i guess... a symbol?? maybe

[21:09:04] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  They're surprisingly simple and VERY binding

[21:09:09] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  i do not trust anyone else's blood

[21:09:17] ✦[rp] Finch:  i wouldn't mind doing that! i love stabbing people

[21:09:18] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Alright, no blood pact then

[21:09:24] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Wizard I'm afraid a blood contract is a bit. Too severe as a prevention for me.

[21:09:26] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Definitely no blood pact

[21:09:28] ✦[rp] Dan:  blood pact seems in the wrong direction

[21:09:28] ✦[rp] Punk:  dan i love you man but u haven't taught ur kid well

[21:09:30] ✦[rp] ceph:  BLOOD PACT?????? u may as well be fucking

[21:09:43] ✦[rp] ceph:  homo activity

[21:09:50] ✦[rp] Ollie:  i think a signed contract promising peace would do...maybe if a war breaks out it would detail how the factions will stop helping members of other factions

[21:09:52] ✦[rp] Dan:  understandable

[21:10:09] ✦[rp] Ollie:  maybe that would make it less likely for war and conflict between factions

[21:10:15] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Not a paper saying we won't fight, a paper that lists out what to do if we DO fight?

[21:10:16] ✦[rp] ceph:  ^_^

[21:10:31] ✦[rp] Punk:  why you preparing for that shit joco got something else to air out

[21:10:38] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  No??

[21:10:43] ✦[rp] Punk:  OKAYYYY...

[21:10:45] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I am simply trying to understand what is being conversed

[21:10:18] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We could create some sort of militia force? If one faction acts against another the remaining faction will convene and decide who to support?

[21:10:43] ✦Dex:  How will we fund said militia though?

[21:10:53] ✦Dex:  and who would be a part of it

[21:10:39] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Or perhaps a courthouse, and a place for trials?

[21:10:41] ✦[rp] Doc:  The signed contract is a good idea, but I do not believe it will work if not everyone present signs it. Clearly there is some instability here.

[21:11:30] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  who would have guess there's instability with our faction here

[21:10:42] ✦[rp] ceph:  playing fukin chess up in here

[21:10:56] ✦[rp] Dan:  check mate baby

[21:11:45] ✦[rp] ceph:  ^_^

[21:11:04] ✦[rp] ceph:  rawr

[21:11:04] ✦[rp] Finch:  i think if someone wants to fight eachother. they should send out their best stick whacker. and stick a knife. to a large stick. and beat eachother up

[21:11:10] ✦[rp] Finch:  last one left alive wins

[21:11:12] ✦[rp] Dan:  stick whacker

[21:11:17] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  That's called a spear, kiddo.

[21:11:31] ✦[rp] Finch:  great! killing eachother with spears

[21:11:20] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I suppose the beast in the room we aren't mentioning is the looming threat outside of this world

[21:11:33] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  What happens if we're splintered and we get threatened again?

[21:11:45] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If the void attacks again?

[21:11:49] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  A house divided cannot combat Them if They attack us.

[21:11:50] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If the unknown come for us again?

[21:11:50] ✦[rp] Finch:  i would! say hi

[21:11:53] ✦Dex:  again?

[21:12:04] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Did you not see the spread of the corruption in the last world??

[21:12:07] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The assault on us??

[21:12:13] ✦[rp] ceph:  im ditching all of u the unknown can take u

[21:12:02] ✦[rp] Ollie:  hmm ...yeah we should prepare against that, if it ever happens again…

[21:12:13] ✦[rp] Doc:  Resources cannot be used to fight eachother when there is a larger threat waiting.

[21:12:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  i have an outlier experience with the unknown

[21:12:02] ✦[rp] Finch:  I could try to . ask it to leave

[21:12:18] ✦[rp] Finch:  the void. is my friend :]

[21:12:22] ✦[rp] Ollie:  FINCH

[21:12:23] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Finch, my dear…

[21:12:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Child....Well. Alright, but just in case they don't we need another plan.

[21:12:26] ✦[rp] Finch:  they would probably listen. i think

[21:12:33] ✦[rp] Dan:  i don't think that

[21:12:34] ✦[rp] Punk:  hell yea finch its ur best friend

[21:12:41] ✦[rp] ceph:  gaslight

[21:12:44] ✦[rp] Dan:  don't listen to him finch

[21:12:57] ✦[rp] Finch:  see i knew i could count on you, dad

[21:12:53] ✦[rp] Punk:  do listen to me i'm very clever

[21:13:02] ✦[rp] Punk:  went to school and everything

[21:13:13] ✦[rp] Dan:  you are clever and its sexy but no gaslighting my kid

[21:13:25] ✦[rp] Punk:  ok sorry sorry

[Dex speaks up]

[21:12:26] ✦Dex:  But, aren't we finally safe here?

[21:12:48] ✦[rp] Ollie:  hopefully we are, but it's always better to be prepared

[21:12:47] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Dex, if we were safe here we should have been safe in the last world.

[21:12:56] ✦Dex:  ...oh

[21:13:04] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  safety is always timed :(

[21:13:10] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  There is no fool-proof preventative defense.

[21:13:15] * Dex disassociates

[21:13:20] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  No, seems not, I think we cannot prevent conflict

[21:13:34] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  But we should have something in place, an agreement to throw out disagreements if they attack again

[21:13:38] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If it comes for us again

[21:13:34] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Punk I went to at least 30 separate colleges and universities over the course of 100 years.

[21:13:42] ✦[rp] Punk:  lol nerddd

[21:13:53] ✦[rp] Dan:  why would you spend so long at school

[21:13:55] ✦[rp] Finch:  nerd

[21:14:00] * [rp] ceph sexily coughs blood into a handkerchief

[21:14:24] ✦[rp] Dan:  dying victorian child core

[21:14:01] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Do you know how many worlds require school attendance

[21:14:08] ✦[rp] Ollie:  im trying to not facepalm

[21:14:21] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Joco. There is time for arguments later

[21:14:12] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I feel like we are getting distracted again

[21:14:35] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  distraction seems to happen a lot here

[21:14:43] ✦[rp] Ollie:  definitely

[21:14:28] ✦Dex:  what, what can we do to stop them?

[21:14:10] ✦[rp] Doc:  What we should prepare for isn't a fight against eachother.

[21:14:24] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  We must prepare against Them attacking by preventing our own in-fighting

[21:14:49] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I think in the end, we can't prevent conflict between us

[21:14:56] ✦[rp] ceph:  and it wouldn't happen if u werent boring

[21:14:56] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We can't see the future, we can only prepare for it

[21:15:04] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  We are a large number of folk who haven't had a decent conversation as a group in months. We are bound to squabble.

[21:15:14] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  In case we're attacked, we need tentative peace, just in case

[21:15:09] ✦[rp] Finch:  so. we should all just resort. to fighting eachother. with spears

[21:15:15] ✦[rp] Ollie:  no??

[21:15:55] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Pre-emptive fighting is not the answer, buckaroo

[21:15:29] ✦[rp] Dan:  no fighting finch

[21:15:35] ✦[rp] Finch:  awh…

[21:15:16] ✦[rp] Dan:  damn what if their goal is separating us though…

[21:15:39] ✦[rp] Dan:  that's the goal of this i guess

[21:16:10] ✦[rp] ceph:  why would they need to separate us dan they could fukin annihilate us in one go

[21:16:41] ✦[rp] Dan:  i know that but what if they section off a group and just take them out, without the rest of us knowing

[21:16:48] ✦[rp] Dan:  we have a better chance of surviving if we are close

[21:16:08] ✦[rp] Dan:  but yeah, about the treaty

[21:16:00] ✦Dex:  what if, what if we can't stop them?

[21:16:14] ✦Dex:  I-I don't want to go back

[21:16:07] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We can't stop them, we know we can't

[21:16:10] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  But we can escape

[21:16:15] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  We will flee, as we did before.

[21:16:17] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We can always escape if we have enough of us

[21:16:26] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We're stronger together than apart

[21:16:21] ✦[rp] Punk:  finch maybe if you scream real loud at the sky every day the unknown will never attack us

[21:16:29] ✦[rp] Finch:  ON IT!

[21:16:37] ✦[rp] Punk:  good kid

[21:16:38] ✦[rp] Ollie:  finch DON'T

[21:16:46] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  PLEASE DO NOT

[21:16:43] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Not right now, you want to scare off Them, not us.

[21:16:53] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  its not like they live with us

[21:16:53] ✦[rp] Finch:  awh.. I wanted to yell

[21:17:04] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  You can yell later

[21:17:32] ✦[rp] Finch:  alright! I hope you are ready for scheduled midnight yellings! outside of your house. forever now!

[21:17:40] ✦[rp] Dan:  finch

[21:17:54] ✦[rp] Finch:  daaad

[21:18:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  no yelling at tonight pls

[21:18:31] ✦[rp] Finch:  alright! just AFTER night it is

[21:17:09] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  So, all in agreement for a tentative peace, to a strong united force if we're threatened again?

[21:17:34] ✦[rp] ceph:  sure whatever. but i aint taking shit from yall

[21:17:37] ✦[rp] Ollie:  yeah.. its better than being against eachother

[21:17:28] ✦[rp] Doc:  We could prepare a meeting spot for if the corruption returns.

[21:17:28] ✦[rp] Dan:  i'm up for that

[21:18:09] * [rp] Dan pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs because agreeing with everyone is Hard

[21:17:38] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I would agree with that heartily Doc

[21:18:09] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  In addition to this treaty we need a system to report strange things

[21:17:36] ✦Dex:  If we're apart, it will be so much easier for them to come and slowly pick us off like a pack of phantoms

[21:17:31] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Buddy system could be fun, have someone from each group you contact at least once a week.

[21:18:10] ✦Dex:  I, I don't care what we have to do to stay together

[21:18:19] ✦Dex:  I am NEVER going back there again

[21:18:12] ✦[rp] Doc:  It's a good choice to have a kind of 'safe house' to go if things start to get bad, especially if such an escape is needed again.

[21:18:49] ✦[rp] Flick:  I have a safe spot way north but it's not really set to live in or anything

[21:18:35] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  We could have 2 safehouses.

[21:18:12] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Could this not be the meeting spot? This or the spawn islands?

[21:18:28] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I think here or spawn seems perfect

[21:18:33] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Somewhere everyone knows

[21:18:42] ✦[rp] Dan:  this is a nice place, it seems remote too

[21:18:58] ✦[rp] Finch:  it has water! you can push people you don't like! into the water!

[21:19:00] ✦[rp] Finch:  efficient system

[21:18:46] ✦[rp] Punk:  yeah despite telling joco to suck my weiner five minutes into this i do think its good to like. not die alone

[21:19:10] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Regardless of how I feel about any of y'all (punk), I would not wish being captured by Them on my worst enemy

[21:19:20] ✦[rp] Punk:  same bitchhh

[21:18:41] ✦[rp] ceph:  i aint reporting shit btw

[21:19:01] ✦[rp] Dan:  i'll flick you on the forehead ceph, for your safety

[21:19:11] ✦[rp] ceph:  ill moan

[21:19:28] ✦[rp] ceph:  ayyy hahahaaa

[21:19:21] ✦[rp] Dan:  i'm not afraid

[21:19:12] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Alright, who has something we can sign

[21:19:29] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I'll write something up

[21:19:46] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Give me a moment to find some pen and paper

[The Wizard finds a book and quill and begins to write in it, becoming absorbed in his work]

[21:19:56] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  So.

[21:20:01] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Y'all like.

[21:20:04] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Pie?

[21:20:08] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Is that a common love?

[21:20:13] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  not particularly

[21:20:13] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Do we like pie here.

[21:20:17] ✦[rp] Dan:  im okay with pie

[21:19:13] ✦Dex:  If we make this a safehouse, we're gonna need supplies

[21:20:18] ✦[rp] Punk:  a common love are you some kind of alien

[21:20:19] ✦Dex:  We'll need an emergency escape plan to

[21:20:20] ✦[rp] Finch:  not really. but food is food.

[21:20:23] ✦[rp] ceph:  does anyone in this meeting smoke weed

[21:19:25] ✦Dex:  maybe if they come back, we can wait them out

[21:20:28] ✦[rp] Dan:  hall yeah

[21:20:30] ✦[rp] Punk:  you know i do

[21:20:33] ✦[rp] Dan:  spark me up?????

[21:20:33] ✦[rp] Citra:  I love the number <3

[21:20:36] ✦Dex:  we can't go into this running around like we have blindness

[21:20:41] ✦[rp] ceph:  heyyy sexyss hahahahaa

[21:20:43] ✦Dex:  we need to prepare

[21:20:51] ✦[rp] Punk:  reaches across the table lights ur blunt

[21:21:09] ✦[rp] Dan:  thank you kindly

[21:21:29] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I may not succeed in conversation, but I can succeed in passing out food.

[21:21:30] * [rp] Punk: Dan is incapable of winking, and instead makes the kpop idol heart with his index and thumb

[21:21:36] ✦[rp] ceph:  charming how ur narrating that out loud pujnk i want u so bad

[21:21:54] ✦[rp] Punk:  thanks lets have at it afterwards

[21:21:48] ✦[rp] Finch:  while wizard from the big red building up there does whatever it is they're doing. we can all separate into different rings and beat the shit out of eachother!

[21:21:53] ✦[rp] Finch:  that sounds like fun entertainment

[21:21:50] ✦Dex:  We should make sure we have a fast way to get people here in an emergency

[21:21:55] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Finch.

[21:21:57] ✦[rp] Finch:  yes

[21:22:01] ✦[rp] Dan:  no fightingg finch

[21:21:57] ✦Dex:  what if we make enderporters

[21:22:06] ✦[rp] Ollie:  ohh that would be a good idea

[21:22:10] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  No Fight Club.

[21:22:10] ✦[rp] Dan:  have more pie

[21:22:12] ✦Dex:  so we can all get here fast in an emergency

[21:22:20] ✦[rp] Doc:  Every faction should prepare a different escape route for members depending on the fastest and safest way to get here.

[21:22:34] ✦[rp] Dan:  thats smart

[21:22:38] ✦[rp] ceph:  that sounds like a lot of work

[21:22:44] ✦[rp] Finch:  yeah it does

[21:22:44] ✦[rp] Dan:  how far is this from everyone?

[21:22:52] ✦[rp] Dan:  its important work though

[21:22:53] ✦[rp] Punk:  it rlly does idk i like the danger of ice boating out of a massacre

[21:22:58] ✦[rp] Finch:  escape plans take WORK and EFFORT

[21:23:12] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Yes, Finch, and so does surviving.

[21:22:59] ✦[rp] Dan:  its for everyones safety

[21:23:05] ✦[rp] ceph:  i do hate doing work

[21:23:12] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  you are free to die if youd like

[21:23:21] ✦[rp] Finch:  ive managed to not die thusfar

[21:23:28] ✦Dex:  What if we do trident tunnels underground?

[21:23:28] ✦[rp] Finch:  i have a pretty good track record

[21:23:42] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  luck runs out eventually

[21:23:46] ✦[rp] ceph:  i think i can survive on my own ty

[21:24:25] * [rp] Dan leans head in hand and sighs

[21:24:26] ✦[rp] Doc:  We could use a nether transport system along with a series of boats, or just nether travel.

[21:24:52] *[rp] Joco Serious looks over at the Wizard's paper, sees the many words, and quickly looks away

[21:25:02] ✦[rp] ceph:  can we just skip the boring shit

[21:25:03] * Dex visibly shakes from fear

[21:25:14] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  What would be the more exciting shit here?

[21:25:18] ✦[rp] Finch:  ATTACK!

[21:25:20] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Digging tunnels for transport?

[21:25:21] ✦[rp] Dan:  NO

[21:25:22] ✦[rp] Finch:  THAT WOULD BE!!

[21:25:24] ✦[rp] Ollie:  please no fighting-

[21:25:25] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Finch we cannot attack Them.

[21:25:26] ✦[rp] Dan:  no fightin

[21:25:39] ✦[rp] Dan:  i'll find u some fish later if u behave and don't fight

[21:28:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard: All finished up, here’s what I’ve got.

[21:25:35] * [rp] The Wizard reads aloud

[21:29:07] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The following treaty is signed by the people of the Corroded, Malfaction, and Wisteria Factions, and they agree to follow it to the very letter.

[21:29:11] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  THE FACTIONS WILL: Maintain a tentative peace, they will have semi-open borders to allow for trade, and they will keep their issues with one another to a minimum. The council of faction can be brought together again if a grievance becomes great enough.

[21:29:19] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  IN THE EVENT OF A CALAMITY: The Factions will throw away their differences, they will band together despite their grievances with one another, and they will help one another survive.

[21:29:25] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  ALL FACTIONS AGREE TO: Creating a reporting system to catagorize all events of strange happenings that may be the work of those dark beings known as Unknown.

[21:29:33] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  FACTION SIGNATURES:

[21:26:09] ✦[rp] Finch:  oh my god this is so fucking long

[21:26:18] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  finch that is how contracts work.

[21:26:30] * [rp] Joco Serious claps

[21:26:40] ✦[rp] Ollie:  seems good..

[21:28:08] ✦[rp] Doc:  Appears like a good treaty for this situation.

[21:28:18] ✦[rp] Dan:  i like the sound of it

[21:30:11] ✦[rp] ceph:  im not reporting shit im not a cop

[21:28:29] [rp] Punk was shot by [rp] Finch

[21:28:32] ✦[rp] Ollie:  oh no

[21:28:34] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  are we done-

[21:28:37] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  oh

[21:28:39] [rp] Finch was slain by [rp] ceph 

[21:28:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The treaty has been written, and it can now be signed

[21:28:51] ✦[rp] Dan:  sure, sure

[21:30:26] ✦[rp] Finch:  question

[21:30:27] ✦[rp] Finch:  what happens

[21:30:29] ✦[rp] Finch:  in the event

[21:30:29] ✦[rp] Ollie:  huh

[21:30:31] ✦[rp] Finch:  this treaty

[21:30:33] ✦[rp] Finch:  gets lost

[21:30:53] ✦[rp] Finch:  for example. falls down. a canyon. and explodes

[21:30:48] ✦[rp] Dan:  its bound by verbal agreement as well yeah?

[21:30:55] ✦[rp] Ollie:  im guessing so

[21:31:05] ✦[rp] Ollie:  yes

[21:31:05] ✦[rp] Doc:  Indeed

[21:31:09] ✦[rp] Dan:  ye

[21:31:01] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Everyone's in agreement then

[21:31:12] ✦Dex:  agreed

[21:31:09] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Once it is fully signed, we might make copies? Using copy magic?

[21:31:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  yes

[21:31:20] ✦[rp] Finch:  sure why not dad said yes

[21:34:35] ✦[rp] ceph:  sure ya whatever

[21:34:48] ✦[rp] Ollie:  i dont know..

[21:31:15] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Absolutely

[21:31:13] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I will keep this posted here, and it can be referred to at any time

[21:31:16] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Indeed

[21:31:31] ✦[rp] Dan:  no treaty falling down a canyon and exploding... in case of that we can have extra

[21:34:22] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  If we're all in agreement, the book can be signed

[21:34:35] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  In addition, as a sign of good will, we will place this, the dragon egg, here

[21:34:46] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  ...

[21:34:48] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  To signal our united force

[21:34:57] * [rp] Dan sweats a little

[21:35:05] ✦[rp] Dan:  yeah, the dragon egg

[21:35:10] ✦[rp] Finch:  do we HAVE to keep it here

[21:35:19] ✦[rp] Finch:  can we just. i dont know. cook it. and eat it. together. or something

[21:35:21] ✦[rp] Finch:  eat the egg.

[21:35:24] ✦[rp] Dan:  no we cant eat the egg

[21:35:25] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yes, it's a symbol of our collective peace

[21:35:28] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I think that that is inadvisable

[21:35:29] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  No eating the egg

[21:35:31] ✦[rp] ceph:  thats a chi;ld

[21:35:32] ✦[rp] Punk:  is it warm have you sat on it this whole time

[21:35:32] * [rp] Dan is defensive of the egg

[21:35:40] ✦[rp] Dan:  thats not your business

[21:36:01] ✦[rp] Punk:  man i think what goes on under ur ass is plenty my business

[21:36:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  fair enough

[21:35:48] ✦[rp] Ollie:  huh…

[21:35:51] ✦[rp] ceph:  dan ur so fatherly thats hot

[21:35:56] ✦[rp] Dan:  thank you

[21:35:48] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Eating ender eyes can kill you. A dragon egg is likely. Similar.

[21:35:58] ✦[rp] Finch:  you cant stop me

[21:36:01] ✦[rp] Finch:  you arent my dad

[21:36:02] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Also I believe that may be your sibling, based on Dan's behavior.

[21:36:02] ✦[rp] Ollie:  i cant wait for this to be over-

[21:36:08] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Do not eat your sibling, Finch.

[21:36:11] ✦[rp] Finch:  there can only be two

[21:36:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  u can touch the egg and find out yourself lol

[21:36:14] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The treaty has been signed

[21:36:18] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The egg can be placed

[21:36:18] ✦Dex:  I'm lost

[21:36:20] ✦[rp] Punk:  will do

[21:36:27] ✦Dex:  what are we talking about now?

[21:36:43] ✦[rp] Dan:  scuze me

[21:36:47] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Dex please get off the pedestal

[21:36:56] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  You are not a dragon egg

[21:37:01] ✦[rp] Finch:  all im saying. is that if it goes missing. i didnt touch it

[21:37:01] * Faulkner [rp] Faulkner stares at the egg intensely

[21:37:04] ✦[rp] Dan:  okay, im placing this (beloved) egg here

[21:37:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  to symbolize us getting along a little better haha

[21:37:08] ✦[rp] Punk:  hes way finer than an egg

[21:37:16] ✦[rp] Punk:  some respect please

[21:37:26] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Alright, you are not Daniel's child the dragon egg.

[21:37:31] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I can say that.

[21:37:41] * [rp] Dan shakily places the egg on the pedestal, lingering holding it kinda awkwardly long

[21:37:50] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Finch, if you steal the egg, I will blow up your train crash.

[21:38:01] ✦[rp] Finch:  okay i wont :[

[21:37:51] * [rp] The Wizard stands and smiles

[21:37:56] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  It's finished! We are united

[21:37:59] ✦[rp] Dan:  B)

[21:38:00] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  This is wonderful

[21:38:03] ✦[rp] Ollie:  finally

[21:38:08] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Delightful!

[21:38:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We adjourn then

[21:38:09] ✦[rp] Punk: yay bangs on table

[21:38:11] ✦[rp] Doc:  Very well. Good

[21:38:18] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Decorum can be finished, yell at each other all you wish

[The crowd begins to disperse as the meeting is officially adjourned]

[21:38:20] ✦[rp] Dan:  yipee

[21:38:24] ✦[rp] Ollie:  dex careful don't get too close to the egg-

[21:38:35] ✦Dex:  Why not?

[21:38:36] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Dex if you kill the baby I'll scream

[21:38:24] ✦[rp] Finch:  YAY!

[21:38:38] ✦[rp] Dan:  yo i gotta fucking hotbox a room or something

[21:38:56] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  I believe the spaces under the 'zeboes are easily hotboxed

[21:38:44] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  ?

[21:38:48] ✦[rp] Ollie:  okay so ...were done right

[21:38:58] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yes, all finished up

[21:38:55] ✦[rp] ceph:  hey ollie

[21:38:58] ✦[rp] Ollie:  oh no

[21:39:01] ✦[rp] ceph:  ??? ? ??

[21:39:05] ✦Dex:  wait, we're all leaving?

[21:39:11] ✦[rp] Dan:  lets freaking gooo

[21:39:11] ✦[rp] Ollie:  okay im leaving

[21:39:18] ✦[rp] ceph:  no ur not

[21:39:19] ✦Dex:  BUT IT'S NOT SAFE

[21:39:20] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Oh also, make sure to decorate your faction gazebo!

[21:39:31] ✦[rp] Ollie:  dex its fine

[21:38:26] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Y'all're allowed to go. Take a nap or whatever!

[21:39:09] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  OH I would love to show y'all the swimming pit underneath these lovely buildings!!

[21:39:26] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Pit show

[21:39:33] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Please. It took so long for use to mine out.

[21:39:33] ✦[rp] Punk:  opportunity to go shirtless i will always take

[21:39:35] ✦[rp] Dan:  i'd rather not swim but okay if we are all going

[Doc approaches The Wizard as the gazebo begins to clear out]

[The following is a private conversation between Doc and the Wizard]

[21:38:32] ✦[rp] Doc:  Wizard, I need to speak with you.

[21:38:37] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Oh, alright

[21:39:00] ✦[rp] Doc:  I would prefer somewhere a little quieter.

[21:39:36] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We can stay here, or come over to the Corroded gazebo

[21:40:07] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  What did you want to talk about?

[21:40:57] ✦[rp] Doc:  I'll begin the renovations on the gazebo soon, but I need to know why exactly the leader is- a child?

[Dan shouts over from where he and Punk have eavesdropped on the conversation]

[21:40:59] ✦[rp] Dan:  LOL

[21:41:09] ✦[rp] Dan:  unanimous vote

[The Wizard eyes Dan pointedly, trying to get across “this is a private conversation”]

[21:41:12] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Oh, we don't have a leader in Corroded

[Dan doesn’t seem to care]

[21:41:15] ✦[rp] Dan:  and active presence

[21:41:25] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Finch just spoke up the loudest when we were asked questions

[21:41:39] ✦[rp] Punk:  the dumbest stars shine the brightest

[21:41:40] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We're more of an anarchist collective

[21:41:45] ✦[rp] Dan:  O_O

[While the Wizard and Doc continue to talk, the others begin to break off into groups]

[Joco takes a group down to the giant pit beneath the gazebos, reminiscent of the massive pit dug by the intruder Unknown in the previous world]

[21:39:43] ✦[rp] Pyrite:  are you showing your hole?

[21:39:38] ✦[rp] Citra:  show hole? O-O

[21:39:39] ✦[rp] ceph:  hey cutie

[21:39:46] ✦[rp] Dan:  show hole ayo

[21:39:53] ✦Faulkner [rp]:  back up

[21:39:54] ✦[rp] Finch:  hole?

[21:39:58] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Down here is the Pit Hole

[21:40:00] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Swim Hole

[21:40:04] ✦[rp] Finch:  it is. wet down here

[21:40:06] ✦[rp] Ollie:  come on faulkner

[21:40:08] ✦[rp] Ollie:  lets go

[21:40:09] ✦[rp] ceph:  hey overprotective huh. thats hot

[21:40:13] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Yes, Finch, it's a swimming hole

[21:40:14] ✦[rp] Ollie:  ugh

[21:40:27] ✦[rp] Dan:  wet :-(

[21:40:29] ✦[rp] Punk:  one of the best holes ive ever seen and im a chronic homo

[21:40:30] ✦[rp] Finch:  no thanks. too wet. there was a reasoning. i didnt flood *MY* hole

[21:40:35] ✦[rp] Dan:  yooo

[21:40:56] ✦[rp] ceph:  ??? ? ??

[21:42:17] ✦[rp] Dan:  yo the floor of this is so swag

[21:43:00] ✦[rp] Dan:  lonely ass skeleton

[21:43:06] ✦[rp] Doc:  I see, but I'd like to know exactly how the next issue will be handled. This seems very chaotic.

[21:43:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  woaaaa

[21:43:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  lovevrs

[Above, the conversation between the Wizard and Doc continues; below Dan continues to listen in, relaying part of the conversation to a nearby Ceph]

[21:43:20] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I'll take charge, have no worries about my capability

[21:43:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I'll keep up with each faction, and I'll start on a place to report any strange activities seen around the world

[21:44:02] ✦[rp] Doc:  This meeting, inviting everyone to it- next time I believe we should limit the people conversing to avoid another situation

[21:44:27] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yeah I understand the sentiment...but it's important for everyone to speak and air their grievances

[21:44:36] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Everyone should have a voice

[21:44:38] ✦[rp] Doc:  Yes, if they're related to faction relations

[21:44:41] ✦[rp] ceph [listening to Dan relay the conversation]:  democracy ay

[21:44:46] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  But that was, indeed, a bit chaotic

[21:44:54] ✦[rp] Dan [replying to Ceph]:  not letting people speak gets a little power gradey weird

[21:45:09] ✦[rp] Dan [replying to Ceph]:  unless ppl r into that

[21:45:09] ✦[rp] Doc:  Unfortunately, most of the voices issues seemed to be more personal in nature

[21:45:13] ✦[rp] ceph [to Dan]:  i am

[21:45:18] ✦[rp] ceph [to Dan]:  wink

[21:45:18] ✦[rp] Dan [to Ceph]:  woaaa

[21:45:33] ✦[rp] Doc:  Not related to the actual issues to be discussed.

[21:46:41] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yes, yes I understand

[21:46:48] ✦[rp] Doc:  We do not need to restrict people, but we need a better system.

[21:47:02] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Well, feel free to try, I promise you it won't go as well as you hope

[21:47:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  The best is controlled chaos

[21:48:06] ✦[rp] Doc:  Yes, but that was less than controlled.

[Dan, Ceph, and Punk begin their own conversation on the side as they eavesdrop]

[21:47:16] ✦[rp] Dan [musing to Ceph]:  what if we have an issues box where people can write stuff down and then put it in a collective box

[21:47:37] ✦[rp] ceph [to Dan]:  we will. it'll be called the trash can

[21:48:01] ✦[rp] Dan [to Ceph]:  lolol

[21:48:04] ✦[rp] Punk [to Ceph]:  rock on ceph that was cool

[21:48:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  didnt u air your own grivences today tho

[21:48:11] ✦[rp] ceph:  yes

[21:48:14] ✦[rp] Dan:  u gonna put future ones in the trash

[21:48:28] ✦[rp] ceph:  nobody should have rights except me

[21:48:52] ✦[rp] Dan:  maybe in ur town

[21:49:02] ✦[rp] ceph:  town? ha

[21:49:16] ✦[rp] Dan:  man idk what you call it

[21:49:39] ✦[rp] ceph:  theres not a fukin town last i checked

[21:49:52] ✦[rp] ceph:  which was two months ago

[21:50:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  two months is plently for a town to sprout upt

[21:50:09] ✦[rp] ceph:  im a very hands off leader

[21:50:19] ✦[rp] Dan:  the average sprouting period is just over a week

[21:50:24] ✦[rp] ceph:  ok

[21:48:45] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Yeah, not quite

[21:48:59] ✦[rp] Doc:  I am going to implement a few things within the faction in order to help in the future.

[21:48:59] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  We could have a more orderly system, I'll work on something for the future

[21:49:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Sounds good, my friend

[21:49:17] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Well, I'm going hole sight-seeing, so if you need anything else, leave me a note at the Sheriff's office

[The Wizard turns to leave, clearly ready to move on to chat with Joco]

[21:49:35] ✦[rp] Doc:  I do need to speak to you about the portal I'm constructing

[The Wizard turns back, suddenly intrigued]

[21:49:40] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Oh?

[21:49:44] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Well that's more pressing

[21:49:48] ✦[rp] Doc:  I am attempting to get back home

[21:49:57] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Home?

[21:50:00] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  To another world?

[21:50:13] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I will tell you...only the power of an Unknown will help you there

[Dan is pulled back into the conversation at the mention of an Unknown, and returns to relaying the conversation]

[21:50:41] ✦[rp] Dan [aloud, mostly to himself]:  ayo lets not get too crazy with trying to prod the unknown okay...

[21:50:48] ✦[rp] ceph [to Dan]:  ayoooo

[21:51:01] ✦[rp] ceph [to Dan]:  ill prod the unknown hahahhahahhaaaa

[21:51:24] ✦[rp] Dan:  lol same but also fr it traumatizing

[21:51:35] ✦[rp] Dan:  #widowed

[They get sidetracked again]

[21:51:46] ✦[rp] ceph:  i have nothing on me tf am i supposed to decorate witjh

[21:51:54] ✦[rp] Dan:  yo

[21:51:58] ✦[rp] Dan:  ur cock

[21:52:03] ✦[rp] ceph:  ayioo

[21:52:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  u got a whole paintbrush there

[Doc and the Wizard continue their conversation]

[21:50:26] ✦[rp] Doc:  I am not from here. My presence was a mistake to say the least. I have been told that before.

[21:50:35] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Mmm. I see

[21:50:57] ✦[rp] Doc:  The unknown is not something we have where I am from. I believe it's farther

[21:51:08] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Hmm, interesting

[21:51:40] ✦[rp] Doc:  There are many differences, but there is much I cannot remember.

[21:51:50] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Ah, I see

[21:51:59] ✦[rp] Doc:  I got here from a portal I made by mistake, a failed experiment.

[21:52:11] ✦[rp] Doc:  I am attempting to get home in the same manner.

[21:52:29] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Well, I could swing by and see what you've got so far, but I can't promise I'll be too helpful

[21:52:52] ✦[rp] Doc:  Don't have much help now. Anything would be appreciated.

[21:53:12] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Well, we'll have to set a time then

[21:53:17] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  I'd be happy to offer whatever help I can

[21:53:59] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Anything else of importance you'd want me to be aware of?

[21:54:16] ✦[rp] Doc:  I do not believe so. I will leave a note with a time and location to meet.

[21:54:26] ✦[rp] The Wizard:  Sounds wonderful, I'll be looking forward to it.

[The two part, and the Wizard heads down to the pit below]

[Finch approaches Ceph, Dan, and Punk]

[21:52:29] ✦[rp] Finch:  whatcha doin

[21:52:34] ✦[rp] ceph:  leave me alone

[21:52:40] ✦[rp] Finch:  no.

[21:52:42] ✦[rp] Finch:  whatcha doin

[21:53:02] ✦[rp] ceph:  iv bitch slapped u before truce or no ill do it again

[21:53:12] ✦[rp] Finch:  fine. fucker

[21:53:31] ✦[rp] Dan:  ceph dont hit my kid

[21:53:48] ✦[rp] ceph:  nah im just threatening em

[21:53:56] ✦[rp] ceph:  control ur kid

[21:54:07] ✦[rp] Dan:  they have free will

[21:54:43] ✦[rp] ceph:  i have a fukin army

[21:54:57] * [rp] Joco Serious swims around Flick

[21:55:09] ✦[rp] Dan:  army of uur mom

[21:55:14] * Dex fucking dies

[21:55:16] ✦[rp] ceph:  ok im done decorating

[21:55:21] * Dex drowned

[21:55:39] ✦[rp] Punk:  badass i think?

[The Wizard reaches the edge of the pool, and is spotted by Joco]

[21:55:39] ✦[rp] Joco Serious:  Wizard! Swim time <3

[21:55:53] ✦[rp] The Wizard: Swim time indeed

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