Transcript | [UNTITLED] SMP

[Ion arrives at Flick’s dye shop in Larkspur, hoping to buy some dye for different projects]

[18:23:19] <✦[rp] Ion> why hello there

[18:23:24] <✦[rp] Flick> hello :)

[18:23:58] <✦[rp] Flick> can i help you find anything?

[18:24:11] <✦[rp] Ion> may i purchase some orange dye good sir?

[18:24:23] <✦[rp] Flick> absolutely

[18:24:32] <✦[rp] Ion> thank you very much!

[Ollie bursts into the shop after rushing through the portal]

[18:24:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> PURPLE DYE

[18:24:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> im out of purple dye

[18:24:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> hi

[18:24:36] <✦[rp] Flick> Hello Ollie

[18:24:39] <✦[rp] Flick> I have purple dye

[18:24:41] <✦[rp] Flick> and magenta

[18:24:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh great

[18:24:51] <✦[rp] Ollie> hi ion!

[18:25:21] <✦[rp] Ion> hey ollie!!

[18:25:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> where is the purple?

[18:25:20] <✦[rp] Flick> purple's over here

[18:25:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh thanks

[18:25:21] <✦[rp] Ion> may i ask what you're using purple dye for?

[18:25:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> im working on a new building actually

[18:25:44] <✦[rp] Ion> oh?

[18:25:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> a sort of shop? tho it's not really a shop, I dont plan on charging people

[18:26:23] <✦[rp] Ion> that's sound fascinating, what will it provide?

[18:27:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> I'll tell everyone here soon but, lets just say its potion related

[18:27:25] <✦[rp] Ion> that's great news! I've been meaning to get stocked up on invis

[18:27:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> its a very nice day to build, so im trying to get a lot done today

[18:27:47] <✦[rp] Ollie> but ive ran out of purple dye. again

[18:28:15] <✦[rp] Ion> Flick's getting good business out of you then

[18:28:32] <✦[rp] Flick> It has been a much more profitable business than my other ones yes

[18:28:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> anyway, hows both your days going-

[The door opens, and the familiar click of heels fills the air]

[18:28:19] <✦[rp] Ion> oh

[18:28:22] <✦[rp] Ion> hi

[Ceph grins as they see Ollie]

[18:28:21] <✦[rp]ceph> hey lol'

[18:28:39] <✦[rp] Flick> hello ceph

[18:28:47] <✦[rp]ceph> uh i want fukin BLUE DYE

[18:29:00] <✦[rp] Flick> i got blue dyes

[Ollie glowers]

[18:28:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> you still arent allowed to come here, you know that right

[18:28:51] <✦[rp]ceph> hoe

[Ceph steps on Ollie’s foot while walking by]

[18:28:51] <✦[rp] Ollie> OW

[Ollie smacks Ceph’s arm]

[18:29:29] <✦[rp]ceph> rude

[18:29:47] <✦[rp] Ollie> you can't possibly be the one saying its rude

[18:30:04] <✦[rp] Ollie> it's rude to come here without permission, literally against the rules

[18:29:39] <✦[rp]ceph> im a paying customer

[18:30:08] <✦[rp]ceph> cant a bitch buy some shit

[They flash a toothy grin at Ion]

[18:29:35] <✦[rp] Ion> stranger danger

[18:30:55] <✦[rp] Ion> im not entirely sure who you are i'll be honest, I'm new around these parts

[18:30:28] <✦[rp] Flick> After the stunt a few weeks ago, I will admit to being a little uncomfortable with you here.

[18:30:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> also it's rude to interrupt a conversation, and its rude to RUIN MY DAY

[18:30:35] <✦[rp]ceph> ok lol

[18:30:45] <✦[rp]ceph> ur mad

[18:30:48] <✦[rp]ceph> L

[18:30:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> duh

[18:31:09] <✦[rp]ceph> ok i see u n my day improves

[18:31:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont care

[18:31:45] <✦[rp]ceph> but YOU think about me n seeth

[18:31:48] <✦[rp]ceph> anyway

[Ollie rolls his eyes]

[18:32:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> anyway, you should leave

[18:32:28] <✦[rp]ceph> have u got a wedding planner for my bitches to talk to they seem rlly into this whole thing

[18:32:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> what

[Ion perks up]

[18:32:38] <✦[rp] Ion> wedding planner?

[18:32:46] <✦[rp]ceph> yes

[18:32:49] <✦[rp]ceph> u kno

[18:32:56] <✦[rp]ceph> for the wedding

[18:32:50] <✦[rp] Ion> huh

[Ollie laughs]

[18:32:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> that isn't actually happening

[18:33:25] <✦[rp]ceph> yes it is

[18:33:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> that is NOT happening ceph

[18:33:20] <✦[rp]ceph> u kno bc doc agreed

[18:33:38] <✦[rp] Ollie> you cant be serious

[18:33:38] <✦[rp]ceph> doc said yes

[18:33:49] <✦[rp] Ion> surely not

[18:34:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> ive learned to take what doc says with a pinch of salt

[18:36:47] <✦[rp] Flick> I don't think anyone has actually seen doc since you all were here.

[18:34:14] <✦[rp]ceph> well i havent ^_^

[18:33:52] <✦[rp]ceph> and my hoes r so excited

[18:33:56] <✦[rp]ceph> sooooooooooo

[18:34:07] <✦[rp]ceph> cant disappoint

[18:34:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> ?????

[18:34:24] <✦[rp] Ion> and when did you want this wedding planned for, exactly?

[18:34:39] <✦[rp]ceph> i dont fukin kno lmao

[18:34:46] <✦[rp] Ion> ah

[18:35:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> wait, so the malfaction people are excited for the wedding, we arent, but you want us to plan it?

[18:35:07] <✦[rp]ceph> i just know prince wont stop talking about it

[18:35:11] <✦[rp] Ion> well isn't this a pretty kettle of fish

[18:35:25] <✦[rp]ceph> i want u to collab with prince

[18:35:31] <✦[rp]ceph> ykno

[18:35:42] <✦[rp]ceph> for the ultimate wedding

[18:35:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> i promise you, no one here wants to plan that dumb wedding

[18:36:01] <✦[rp]ceph> ok

[18:36:08] <✦[rp]ceph> nobody asked u

[18:36:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> why do I even TRY to reason with you

[18:36:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> im going back to my purple dye

[18:36:33] <✦[rp]ceph> i dont care about u much

[Ion speaks up]

[18:36:30] <✦[rp] Ion> hmmm, wedding with flowers and fungi?

[18:36:40] <✦[rp]ceph> yea ^_^

[18:36:30] <✦[rp] Ion> tempting. perhaps

[18:36:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> ion dont be tempted

[18:36:47] <✦[rp]ceph> itll be cute

[18:36:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph is annoying

[18:37:10] <✦[rp]ceph> u wanna kiss me so bad ollie

[18:37:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> I DO NOT

[18:36:53] <✦[rp]ceph> lmao

[18:36:59] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[Ion is in their own world as Ceph and Ollie argue; finally:]

[18:37:01] <✦[rp] Ion> ohhh but the world is full of colour, and weddings are so bright!

[18:37:23] <✦[rp]ceph> yes!!!!!!!! u get it

[18:37:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> ion no

[18:37:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> the world will still be full of color if there is no wedding

[18:37:30] <✦[rp] Ion> but

[18:37:47] <✦[rp] Ion> mushrooms :)

[18:37:53] <✦[rp] Ion> at a wedding

[18:37:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> we have enough mushrooms

[18:38:00] <✦[rp] Ion> beautiful

[18:38:10] <✦[rp] Ion> one can never have enough shrooms

[18:38:13] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[18:38:19] <✦[rp]ceph> yea haha

[18:38:26] <✦[rp] Ion> im in!

[18:38:32] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ok

[18:38:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> what-

[18:38:42] <✦[rp] Ion> come on! don't you want a bit of fun around here?

[18:38:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> i cant believe this is happening

[18:38:47] <✦[rp]ceph> we can have roses n shit

[18:38:55] <✦[rp] Ion> theres strange noises in the shadows, i want the cheeriness

[18:39:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph is the opposite of fun

[18:39:13] <✦[rp]ceph> u cant handle me ollie

[18:39:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> i can't

[18:39:35] <✦[rp]ceph> iv alwayys been too good for u ^_^

[18:39:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> that is factually wrong

[18:39:50] <✦[rp]ceph> ok

[Flick steps tentatively forward, eyes flicking between the people in the room]

[18:39:14] <✦[rp] Flick> i mean. A regular party can be fun. And maybe we can pull off some sort of arrangement that's Not A Marriage.

[18:39:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> flick not you too..

[18:39:38] <✦[rp] Ion> with flower arches! a gazebo! music! lights!

[18:39:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> guys we can have a normal non malfaction wedding party

[18:40:06] <✦[rp] Flick> true

[18:40:12] <✦[rp] Flick> i did specify Not A Wedding

[18:40:31] <✦[rp] Ion> but i've never seen a real wedding

[18:40:39] <✦[rp] Ion> it must be so happy

[18:41:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> anyway, a wedding is hard to plan, ive done one so i know a lot about it, and i doubt with ceph its ever actually happening so

[18:40:25] <✦[rp]ceph> u could but do u guys wanna get married

[18:40:34] <✦[rp]ceph> u hate each other

[18:40:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> thats not true

[18:40:48] <✦[rp]ceph> sure

[18:40:55] <✦[rp]ceph> u have faulkner

[18:41:03] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[18:41:27] <✦[rp]ceph> he can replace ur dead bitch its ok

[18:41:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> fuck you

[18:41:39] <✦[rp]ceph> u wish

[18:41:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> UGH

[18:41:50] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[18:42:06] <✦[rp]ceph> i am in a very good mood

[18:42:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> you are unbearable

[18:42:14] <✦[rp]ceph> thanks ^_^

[18:42:26] <✦[rp] Ion> would you two perhaps like a moment?

[18:42:43] <✦[rp]ceph> no no they wouldnt do anything fun

[18:42:49] <✦[rp] Flick> Or if nothing else. If you aren't going to buy anything can you take this somewhere else. Like not right outside my shop.

[18:42:53] <✦[rp] Ion> dear me

[18:43:04] <✦[rp]ceph> heyyyy i did buy shit

[Ceph turns around]

[18:43:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh thank void, they are leaving

[Ceph throws up in the water fountain]

[18:43:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> nevermind

[Ceph turns back around]

[18:43:37] <✦[rp]ceph> nah

[18:43:41] <✦[rp] Flick> I honestly did not check the stock I just saw Ion pointing a weapon at you.

[18:43:42] <✦[rp]ceph> lmao

[18:43:49] <✦[rp]ceph> bitch u thought

[18:44:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> good luck finding someone else here that would be organized enough to plan a whole wedding

[18:44:27] <✦[rp]ceph> ollie with the power vested in me, by god apparently. i shall promote u

[18:44:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> ???

[18:44:51] <✦[rp] Ollie> promote me?? you dont have any power over me what the fuck are you talking about-

[18:44:47] <✦[rp]ceph> to head wedding planner

18:44:57] <✦[rp]ceph> i do

[18:44:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> WHAT

[18:44:45] <✦[rp] Ion> ollie! you can put your past skills to use!

[18:45:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> not happening

[18:45:43] <✦[rp] Ion> oh come now ollie, think it through

[18:46:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> i am thinking it through

[18:46:13] <✦[rp]ceph> ollie u will do this ^_^

[18:46:13] <✦[rp] Flick> Ollie if you agree just a little bit we could get them to leave. Maybe negotiate our way from there.

[18:46:28] <✦[rp]ceph> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[18:46:21] <✦[rp] Flick> ah shit you're Right There. hello.

[18:46:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont think it would be good for the malfaction and ceph to be here, and i think if anything else happens to Doc they might just lose their mind

[18:46:30] <✦[rp] Ion> A union between our faction and another, in such happy circumstances. surely that can't be bad

[18:46:46] <✦[rp]ceph> so real ^_^

[18:46:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> one of the people getting married literally doesn't Want to

[18:46:58] <✦[rp]ceph> he said yes tho

[18:47:02] <✦[rp] Flick> I think he's just genuinely unsure as to what's happening.

[18:47:06] <✦[rp] Flick> just in general.

[18:47:06] <✦[rp] Ion> see consent!

[18:47:29] <✦[rp] Ion> so joyful! and think of all the flowers!

[18:47:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph can't do shit to force me to plan their wedding

[18:47:58] <✦[rp]ceph> i can

[18:47:41] <✦[rp]ceph> letting nature take its course'

[18:48:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> no you cant

[Ollie steps up toe-to-toe with Ceph]

[18:48:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> im not budging

[18:47:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> leave

[18:47:50] <✦[rp]ceph> hi

[18:48:02] <✦[rp]ceph> no

[18:48:10] <✦[rp]ceph> i dont think i will

[18:48:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> god fucking damnit are you going to do to me what you did with doc

[18:48:34] <✦[rp]ceph> maybe

[18:48:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> im not doing it

[18:48:44] <✦[rp]ceph> whatd i do to doc huh

[18:49:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> you tired him out till he was forced to agree

[18:49:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> won't happen with me

[18:49:15] <✦[rp]ceph> rlly?

[18:49:25] <✦[rp]ceph> i dont remember that lol

[18:49:36] <✦[rp]ceph> anyway

[18:49:24] <✦[rp] Ion> what would it take, ollie. we need you for this

[18:49:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> ion we are NOT doing this

[18:49:44] <✦[rp] Ion> we are absolutely!

[18:49:40] <✦[rp]ceph> ollie

[18:50:03] <✦[rp]ceph> i know you better than you'd like to admit

[18:50:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> and

[18:50:30] <✦[rp]ceph> u want to be with me

[18:50:35] <✦[rp]ceph> you like me

[18:50:37] <✦[rp] Ollie> i really do not

[18:50:44] <✦[rp]ceph> despite everything

[18:51:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> i don't know what shit you're trying to pull but its not going to work

[18:51:01] <✦[rp]ceph> im the lil thing you never lost

[18:51:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> shut up

[18:51:15] <✦[rp]ceph> ah

[18:51:22] <✦[rp]ceph> i'm right ay

[18:51:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> im not planning your dumb wedding

[18:51:47] <✦[rp]ceph> nah

[18:51:55] <✦[rp]ceph> u are

[18:52:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> im not.

[18:52:26] <✦[rp]ceph> and then we can hang out n play chess or some gay shit

[18:52:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> why the fuck would we play chess

[18:52:54] <✦[rp]ceph> to catch up duh

[18:53:09] <✦[rp] Ollie> no thanks

[18:53:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> i have no interest in you

[18:53:15] <✦[rp]ceph> aw

[18:53:25] <✦[rp]ceph> well despite that

[18:53:47] <✦[rp]ceph> im glad u agreed to be my wedding planner

[18:53:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> I DIDN'T

[18:54:14] <✦[rp]ceph> u did ^_^

[18:54:25] <✦[rp]ceph> this is gonna be great

[18:54:30] <✦[rp] Ion> woo ollie the wedding planner hurrah!

[18:54:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO!!!

[18:55:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!

[18:55:07] <✦[rp]ceph> i think we should kiss

[18:55:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO.

[Ceph stares at Ollie, blinking slowly, making sure to bat their lashes as much as possible. They pop out their chest just slightly]

[18:55:56] <✦[rp] Ollie> this is not happening im not going to your wedding planner im just not

[Ceph smirks, winking at Ollie]

[18:56:34] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[Ollie furrows his brow, confused]

[18:57:09] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay I'm. going to leave

[18:57:11] <✦[rp]ceph> im just not saying anything i know youll come around

[18:57:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> THIS STILL ISNT HAPPENING

[18:57:23] <✦[rp]ceph> ur just nervous

[18:57:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> IM NOT

[18:57:24] <✦[rp] Flick> What if it's just Not a wedding. just a diplomatic arrangement. Is that fine.

[18:57:30] <✦[rp] Ion> hooray! wedding planning!

[18:57:39] <✦[rp] Ion> thank youuu ollie!

[Faulkner rounds the corner, nearly bumping into Ollie]

[18:57:38] <✦Faulkner [rp]> oh hello ollie

[18:57:47] <✦[rp] Ollie> help

[Ceph blows Ollie a kiss]

[Ollie bats the air kiss away]

[18:58:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO!!

[18:58:12] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[18:58:18] <✦Faulkner [rp]> oh whats happening here

[18:58:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph is trying to force me into being a wedding planner

[Ceph winks]

[18:58:27] <✦[rp]ceph> hey cutie

[18:58:33] <✦Faulkner [rp]> dont call me that

[18:58:39] <✦[rp] Ollie> DONT CALL HIM THAT

[18:58:48] <✦[rp]ceph> sexy

[Ion clasps their hands together]

[18:58:44] <✦[rp] Ion> ollie is going to plan this person's wedding :)

[18:58:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> IM NOT

[18:58:51] <✦Faulkner [rp]> hm

[18:58:53] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i see

[18:59:06] <✦[rp] Ion> isn't it wonderful!

[18:59:08] <✦[rp] Flick> Can we have it Not be a wedding. I am all for diplomatic relations but does it HAVE to be through marriage.

[Faulkner digs through their pocket]

[18:59:15] <✦Faulkner [rp]> funnily enough i have something for you ceph

[18:59:24] <✦[rp]ceph> woaw

[Ollie crosses his fingers]

[18:59:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> please be a sword

[Ceph, flatly]

[18:59:27] <✦[rp]ceph> rlly

[Faulkner hands them a letter. Ceph skims it]

[18:59:47] <✦Faulkner [rp]> maybe theyll get a paper cut on the letter

[18:59:47] <✦[rp]ceph> lol

[18:59:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> what did you give them

[18:59:59] <✦Faulkner [rp]> they wrote me something

[19:00:06] <✦[rp]ceph> ur lucky i dont rlly care about u'

[19:00:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh yeah.. they wrote something for me too

[Ollie reads the content of the letter]

[19:00:17] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:00:21] <✦[rp] Ollie> what the fuck

[19:03:09] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:04:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> what was that

[Faulkner lays down on a gold block]

[19:04:37] <✦[rp]ceph> ha im taller

[19:04:52] <✦Faulkner [rp]> of course you are im fucking 5' 1"

[19:04:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> anyway,,

[19:04:45] <✦[rp] Ollie> we arent going back and forth on this

[19:04:57] <✦[rp] Ollie> this argument is over

[19:05:07] <✦[rp]ceph> ur right ^_^

[19:05:13] <✦[rp]ceph> ur doing it

[19:05:02] <✦[rp] Ion> hooray!

[19:05:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> NO!!!

[19:05:42] <✦[rp]ceph> u said we werent going back n forth soooo

[19:05:50] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:05:54] <✦[rp] Ollie> if i plan your wedding you know i can ruin it right

[19:05:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> i will, actually

[19:06:01] <✦[rp]ceph> u wont

[19:06:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont need to KILL you, i can just make it look ugly as shit you know

[19:06:06] <✦[rp]ceph> u wont

[19:06:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> why not

[19:06:22] <✦[rp]ceph> u dont have the fucking guts to kill me

[19:06:40] <✦[rp]ceph> there have been sooooooooooo many times

[19:06:49] <✦[rp]ceph> n u didnt take em

[19:07:04] <✦[rp]ceph> ok i dont care

[19:07:11] <✦[rp]ceph> i have prince

[19:07:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> FUCK

[19:07:22] <✦[rp]ceph> n also that guy

[19:07:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> i forgot about prince

[19:07:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> damnit

[19:07:14] <✦[rp] Ollie> dont do that shit you do and try to know how i feel bitch

[19:07:37] <✦[rp]ceph> ollie

[19:07:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> what

[19:07:51] <✦[rp]ceph> i dont know how you feel

[19:08:00] <✦[rp]ceph> but ya aint slick honey

[19:08:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> whatever

[19:08:11] <✦[rp]ceph> love ya tho

[19:08:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> no

[Ceph blows Ollie another kiss]

[19:08:39] <✦Faulkner [rp]> ew

[Ceph winks at him again, Ollie’s face is set deep with annoyance]

[19:09:10] <✦[rp]ceph> okayyyyy sooo now that i have my wedding planners

[19:09:18] <✦[rp]ceph> iv got shit to do

[19:09:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont believe that

[Ion finally tiptoes forward]

[19:09:57] <✦[rp] Ion> sooo, any specifics for the wedding in mind?

[19:10:14] <✦[rp]ceph> i think u should update the server haha ^_^

[19:10:21] <✦[rp] Ion> update?

[19:10:29] <✦[rp] Ion> whats that?

[19:10:29] <✦[rp]ceph> ollieeeeee

[19:10:34] <✦[rp] Ollie> what

[19:10:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> wait what

[Faulkner slips a gold ingot into Ollie’s hands. Ollie is too distracted to notice. He’s slack jawed for a moment]

[19:10:49] <✦[rp] Ollie> im not updating the server

[19:10:50] <✦[rp]ceph> u heard me

[19:10:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> why

[19:10:56] <✦[rp]ceph> why not

[19:10:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> we dont need to

[19:10:56] <✦[rp] Ollie> its not necessary

[19:10:58] <✦[rp] Ollie> we are fine

[19:11:02] <✦[rp]ceph> oh but ollieee

[19:11:19] <✦[rp]ceph> i hear the new update has cherry trees

[19:11:29] <✦[rp] Ion> ooh cherry trees!

[19:11:31] <✦[rp]ceph> n cute flowers ^_^

[19:11:39] <✦[rp] Ion> ollie it would be so pretty

[Discomfort creeps across Ollie’s face]

[19:12:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> it is even worth it

[19:12:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> its just trees

[19:12:17] <✦[rp] Ion> oh for the flowers! Always!

[Ceph smirks. They know what they’re doing]

[19:12:30] <✦[rp]ceph> oh but ollie~

[19:12:36] <✦[rp]ceph> itd be great

[19:12:40] <✦[rp]ceph> trust me

[19:12:53] <✦[rp]ceph> u might even have fun

[19:13:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> theres nothing fun about it.

[19:13:10] <✦[rp]ceph> ur sooo fukin uptight

[19:13:20] <✦[rp]ceph> u need to chill

[19:13:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> i dont need to chill

[Faulkner leans into Ollie]

[19:13:34] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i think this has gone on long enough

[19:13:43] <✦Faulkner [rp]> werent you supposed to be leaving?

[19:13:48] <✦[rp]ceph> ur irrelevant

[19:13:51] <✦Faulkner [rp]> have things to do?

[Ceph ignores Faulkner]

[19:14:15] <✦[rp]ceph> ollie itd be so cute to have a cherry wedding

[Faulkner huffs, smoke puffing from its nostrils]

[19:14:34] <✦[rp] Ion> of course! we've got to get started! after all, ollie. you said a wedding takes a lot of time to plan

[19:14:32] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay

[19:14:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> fine

[19:14:36] <✦[rp] Ollie> ill do it

[19:14:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> if you leave

[19:14:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> now

[19:14:42] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyy~

[19:14:46] <✦[rp] Ion> wooo

[19:15:03] <✦[rp]ceph> i thought youd need a bit more pressure

[19:15:08] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:15:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> leave

[19:15:16] <✦[rp]ceph> but anyway

[19:15:57] <✦[rp]ceph> read my letter ! this time, its addressed to you!! isn't that so cool

[They throw up the horns and fall backwards into the fountain]

[19:16:11] <✦[rp]ceph> i have to go have mad sex

[19:16:18] <✦[rp] Ion> goodness me

[19:16:19] <✦[rp] Ollie> ????

[Ceph floats on their back in the water. Ollie turns towards Faulkner and sighs]

[19:16:57] <✦Faulkner [rp]> are you alright?

[Ion crosses the distance, excitedly moving their arms]

[19:17:04] <✦[rp] Ion> ollie im so excited! you've got to tell me all about these wedding plans you have!

[19:17:11] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh, uh-

[19:17:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh yeah wait

[19:17:21] <✦[rp] Ollie> DAMNIT im the planner

[19:17:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> how did they get away with this TWICE

[19:17:32] <✦[rp] Flick> I mean. at least you've got help?

[19:17:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> I guess so

[19:18:05] <✦[rp] Ollie> ill...ill get pen and paper

[Ollie shuffles off to grab supplies from a nearby building. Faulkner crosses their arms, feeling awkward without Ollie there. They head off in his direction after a minute.]

[19:18:13] <✦Faulkner [rp]> hm

[Ion turns to Flick]

[19:18:38] <✦[rp] Ion> you're excited, aren't you flick?

[19:18:44] <✦[rp] Ion> right??

[19:18:56] <✦[rp] Flick> I mean. A party would be Fun. But I'm not exactly Thrilled for the wedding portion

[19:19:10] <✦[rp] Ion> well, part way there!

[19:19:44] <✦[rp] Flick> i Genuinely have not seen Doc leave his home in several days.

[19:19:57] <✦[rp] Ion> i don't even think ive met the fellow

[In the tree building, Ollie hears Faulkner approach from behind]

[19:20:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> I'll try to get this done with as quick as possible

[19:20:26] <✦[rp] Ollie> and then things will go back to normal

[19:20:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah.

[19:20:36] <✦Faulkner [rp]> I hope so

[19:21:12] <✦[rp] Ollie> I can't promise that but, if I have any say in it i'll try to make this go over quickly and with as little issue as possible

[19:21:29] <✦Faulkner [rp]> right...

[19:22:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> alright I got the paper, let's go back

[Flick enters the tree, a bit fidgety and nervous]

[19:22:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh hi Flick

[19:22:28] <✦[rp] Flick> hello

[19:22:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> will you help ,,,plan the wedding?

[19:22:51] <✦[rp] Flick> I will, yeah

[Faulkner pulls a gold ingot out of his pocket and eats the end of it]

[19:23:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> where is ion, we can discuss in here

[Ion steps inside shortly after]

[19:23:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> hi Ion

[19:23:51] <✦[rp] Ion> hi

[19:23:58] <✦[rp] Ion> have you seen this?

[19:24:11] <✦[rp] Ion> the tree has such a strange growth

[19:24:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> we're ....we're planning the wedding.

[19:24:17] <✦[rp] Ion> wedding!

[19:24:22] <✦[rp] Ion> yes of course!

[19:24:28] <✦[rp] Ion> let's do this!

[19:24:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> alright then.

[19:25:07] <✦[rp] Ollie> we will need an invite list most importantly, who will be coming

[19:25:22] <✦[rp] Ion> invitations! they'll be so pretty!

[19:25:48] <✦[rp] Ollie> since Ceph wants the "best wedding" then I'm guessing everyone will be invited, including the Corroded faction

[19:26:38] <✦[rp] Flick> I feel like. The Corroded folks would like to at least come. it'd be rude to leave 'em out entirely.

[Faulkner takes another bite of the gold ingot]

[19:26:28] <✦Faulkner [rp]> it might be easier to make it an open invite then, instead of inviting each person individually

[19:26:58] <✦[rp] Ion> im a big fan of the wizard, i hope he comes

[19:27:08] <✦[rp] Flick> i am Also a big fan of the wizard.

[19:26:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> once we have the list of people who confirmed their invite, we will have a better idea of the quantity of food and seats we need

[19:27:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> on that topic ...we need someone in charge of food

[19:27:19] <✦[rp] Ion> ooh wedding food!

[19:27:33] <✦[rp] Ion> cookies of course! right?

[19:27:43] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah, cookies are nice

[19:28:00] <✦[rp] Flick> I've got a good sized farm I can help with food.

[19:28:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> I think we could get this done faster by splitting the work-

[Ceph stumbles into the room sopping wet and reeking of the smell of weed]

[19:28:07] <✦[rp]ceph> im back hoes i forgot to say shit

[19:28:17] <✦[rp] Ion> aggh you scared me

[19:28:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> weren't you BUSY

[19:28:26] <✦Faulkner [rp]> oh great

[19:28:26] <✦[rp] Ion> hi again

[19:28:28] <✦[rp]ceph> invite whoever tf runs the weed store

[19:28:36] <✦[rp] Ion> weed store?

[19:28:47] <✦[rp] Ion> surely not with all our flowers

[19:28:55] <✦[rp] Ion> can't have an invasive plant

[19:29:04] <✦[rp] Flick> wouldn't necessarily be invasive

[19:29:06] <✦[rp]ceph> and make sure theres a table for the booze

[19:29:08] <✦[rp] Ollie> is this a really weird way of saying you want drugs at your wedding

[19:29:15] <✦[rp]ceph> yea ^_^

[19:29:23] <✦[rp] Ollie> alright...

[19:29:28] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...anything else?

[Faulkner narrows their eyes at Ceph as they lean over Ollie’s shoulder. They lean into Ollie.]

[19:29:38] <✦Faulkner [rp]> should i shoot them

[Ceph pulls up their outfit and saunters over to an open seat, making a show of sitting down as disruptive as possible]

[19:29:59] <✦[rp] Ion> welcome to the wedding planification table :)

[19:30:02] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[Ollie leans further into Faulkner]

[19:30:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> if they get too annoying..

[Faulkner growls again, muttering]

[19:30:22] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i think we are very well past that

[19:30:25] <✦[rp]ceph> im happy to be here guys omg ^_^

[19:30:51] <✦[rp]ceph> its so nice that none of u r shooting at me ^_^

[19:31:03] <✦[rp]ceph> wink

[19:31:05] <✦[rp] Flick> I did fire a shot at the floor I'm not going to lie to you.

[19:31:09] <✦[rp]ceph> hot

[Ollie sits up, putting on their best mask of control]

[19:30:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> since you're here, it's a good time to discuss what you expect for the wedding

[19:31:49] <✦[rp] Ion> ooh music! what music will you have at the wedding, ceph?

[19:31:57] <✦[rp]ceph> oooo

[19:32:00] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh music is a good idea

[Faulkner levels a crossbow simply pointed at Ceph]

[19:31:44] <✦[rp]ceph> u wouldnt shoot ur prezs bride

[19:31:04] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i can change that

[19:31:09] <✦[rp]ceph> hot

[19:31:35] <✦[rp] Ollie> can you answer my question

[Faulkner shoots Ceph]

[19:32:02] <✦[rp] Ion> um

[19:32:14] <✦[rp] Ion> this is friendly, right?

[19:32:24] <✦[rp]ceph> u wanna try that again twink

[Ceph draws their sword, etherals flames lick slightly against the blade]

[19:32:05] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i would.

[19:32:38] <✦Faulkner [rp]> why not?

[Ollie’s hand draws up to move in front of Faulkner]

[19:32:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> Faulkner it's not worth it-

[Faulkner fires a shot, it hits Ceph in the shoulder. Ceph retaliates with a swipe of their sword]

[19:33:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph STOP

[They both stare at one another as Ollie groans]

[19:33:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> can you both stop

[Ion pats out some fire that sparked onto the table]

[19:33:20] <✦[rp] Ion> ouch

[19:33:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> ughhh

[19:33:52] <✦[rp]ceph> L

[19:34:13] <✦[rp]ceph> u want me so bad

[19:34:16] <✦[rp] Ollie> I'm trying to PLAN YOUR WEDDING CEPH and you are NOT HELPING

[19:34:17] <✦Faulkner [rp]> sorry ollie

[19:34:19] <✦[rp] Ion> maybe we sit down? calmly?

[19:34:27] <✦[rp] Ollie> its.. Okay

[Ceph grabs the arrow in their shoulder]

[19:34:36] <✦[rp]ceph> that twink shot me

[19:34:54] <✦Faulkner [rp]> oh no how sad for you

[They rip it out and snap it in half]

[19:34:43] <✦[rp]ceph> im justified

[19:34:46] <✦[rp] Ollie> you were provoking him

[19:34:53] <✦[rp]ceph> ok and

[19:35:05] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i think ill go

[19:35:11] <✦[rp]ceph> L

[19:35:16] <✦Faulkner [rp]> i have better things to attend to

[Ion watches Faulkner go. He turns and shakes his head]

[19:35:23] <✦[rp] Ion> such violence! and when we're planning such happiness!

[19:35:39] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:35:44] <✦[rp]ceph> anyway

[Ollie frowns slightly as Faulkner leaves, sad to see it go]

[19:35:54] <✦[rp]ceph> where were we

[19:35:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh

[19:36:00] <✦[rp] Ion> music!

[19:36:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah

[19:36:02] <✦[rp] Ollie> right

[19:36:19] <✦[rp]ceph> uhh u know those youtube asmrs

[19:36:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> what

[19:36:27] <✦[rp]ceph> asmr screaming

[19:36:30] <✦[rp] Ion> ass mers?

[19:36:37] <✦[rp]ceph> n scary argan music

[19:36:43] <✦[rp]ceph> organ'

[19:36:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> ill just write down ...classical music

[19:36:58] <✦[rp]ceph> sure that

[19:36:59] <✦[rp] Ion> ooh ive known pipe organs

[19:36:59] <✦[rp] Ollie> next, do you have any specific food youd like

[19:37:10] <✦[rp] Flick> or dietary restrictions in your faction.

[19:37:13] <✦[rp]ceph> weed and caviar

[19:37:35] <✦[rp]ceph> not that i can think of for allergies

[19:37:39] <✦[rp] Flick> cool

[19:37:20] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay...

[19:37:22] <✦[rp] Ollie> and for drinks?

[19:38:09] <✦[rp]ceph> i can eat poison so dont even try ollie

[19:38:21] <✦[rp]ceph> im immune

[19:38:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...fine

[19:38:30] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:38:31] <✦[rp] Ollie> you still need to choose drinks

[19:38:33] <✦[rp] Ollie> water

[19:38:38] <✦[rp] Ollie> sewer water

[19:38:43] <✦[rp]ceph> uhmmm vodka

[19:38:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> swamp water

[19:39:41] <✦[rp] Ollie> i guess ill write down alcohol...

[19:39:46] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyy

[19:40:00] <✦[rp]ceph> i also like fizzy drinks ^_^

[19:40:10] <✦[rp] Ollie> ceph just to confirm, you'd like the entire server to attend right?

[19:40:29] <✦[rp]ceph> i do hate people but sure lmao

[19:40:47] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay

[19:40:53] <✦[rp] Ollie> ill make and send invites to everyone

[19:41:01] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyyy ^_^

[19:41:06] <✦[rp] Ollie> who wants to be in charge of the decoration

[19:41:34] <✦[rp] Flick> I can help with decor. It'd be fun at least

[19:41:49] <✦[rp]ceph> im sure prince is willing to offer help with decor

[19:41:07] <✦[rp] Ion> where's is it going to be?

[19:41:13] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh and we need to pick an area..

[19:41:52] <✦[rp] Ollie> alright, we can all search for a good area for the event im sure..

[19:41:54] <✦[rp] Ion> we should have it in wisteria!

[19:41:56] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay

[19:42:03] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...do we need to..

[19:42:06] <✦[rp] Ion> surrounded by mushrooms!

[19:42:12] <✦[rp] Ion> it will be great!

[19:42:17] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyyyy ^_^

[19:42:37] <✦[rp] Ollie> oh, do you want to have a specific dress code?

[19:42:41] <✦[rp]ceph> uh

[19:42:46] <✦[rp]ceph> no lmao

[19:43:09] <✦[rp] Flick> I've never been out to visit the Malfaction, it could be fun to have a snowy flowery type wedding.

[19:43:18] <✦[rp]ceph> ooooh yea

[19:43:18] <✦[rp] Flick> real cultural unification

[19:43:23] <✦[rp] Ion> that would be nice....

[19:43:42] <✦[rp] Ollie> well ...if we are updating the server to have blossom trees then . id like for them to be the center of attention

[19:43:55] <✦[rp] Ion> yayyy pink flowers!

[19:43:56] <✦[rp] Ollie> and they would be covered by snow if we hosted the wedding in the Malfaction

[19:43:58] <✦[rp] Flick> they'd really stand out against the snow

[19:44:06] <✦[rp]ceph> yes!!!!!!!! omg n we can throw em around'

[19:44:36] <✦[rp]ceph> whoes going to be the fukin flower person

[19:44:46] <✦[rp] Ion> would malfaction allow us to set up a wedding on their land?

[19:44:56] <✦[rp]ceph> yes we would

[19:45:01] <✦[rp] Ollie> they BETTER

[19:45:02] <✦[rp] Ion> yayy

[19:45:24] <✦[rp] Ion> this will be such a beautiful wedding

[19:45:31] <✦[rp]ceph> so realll

[19:46:18] <✦[rp] Ollie> okay, so Prince and Ion will be in charge of decoration, Flick will help with catering, I'll make invites ...and ill make a dress code too

[19:46:24] <✦[rp] Ollie> this is a formal event, it needs one

[19:46:29] <✦[rp] Ion> wonderful!

[19:46:35] <✦[rp]ceph> thats boring

[19:47:04] <✦[rp]ceph> whatever the dress code is im gonna break it sexily

[19:47:17] <✦[rp] Ollie> yeah that's what id expect

[19:47:24] <✦[rp]ceph> ^_^

[19:46:50] <✦[rp] Ollie> is there anything specific you'd like for the decoration

[19:47:17] <✦[rp]ceph> uhhh blue . cherry . idk

[19:47:25] <✦[rp] Ollie> ...okay.

[19:47:30] <✦[rp] Ollie> we can make that work

[19:47:40] <✦[rp] Ion> i love those colours :)

[19:47:51] <✦[rp]ceph> transgender just add white boom

[19:47:44] <✦[rp] Ollie> I can't think of much else to talk about for now...

[19:48:05] <✦[rp] Ion> so let's get to it :) wedding planned!

[19:48:11] <✦[rp]ceph> yayyy

[19:48:15] <✦[rp] Ollie> wedding planned...

[19:48:29] <✦[rp] Ollie> if there's anything in the future to discuss, ill be sure to call everyone here over

[19:48:40] <✦[rp] Ollie> but for now, this meeting is over

[19:48:40] <✦[rp]ceph> ok this time im leaving fr i think someones trying to overthrow me

[19:48:48] <✦[rp] Ion> dear me

[19:49:17] <✦[rp] Ion> ollie im so happy you're planning this. it's going to be fantastic!

[Ollie slumps over in their chair]

Wedding Planners - [7-15-23]