Transcript | [UNTITLED] SMP

[Ceph, Punk, and Prince arrive at Doc’s manor home within the reaches of the Fungus Faction. Ceph knocks politely on the door twice.]

[12:36:50] <[rp] ceph> knock knock

[Inside, Doc reacts: ]

[12:37:00] <[rp]Doc> What is that?

[Ceph rears back and swiftly kicks down Doc’s door. Inside, Doc and Flick are in the middle of a polite conversation over tea.]

[12:36:59] <[rp] ceph> greetings hoes

[12:37:10] <[rp]Doc> WHAT

[Ceph blows a kiss, stepping inside]

[12:37:11] <[rp] ceph> hiiii ^_^

[Punk and Prince are close behind, unafraid to make themselves at home as they start poking at Doc’s artifacts and messing with his stuff]

[12:37:08] <[rp] Punk> WAZZZAAAApppp

[12:37:12] <[rp] Prince> helloo

[Flick sets his tea cup down and looks to Doc.]

[12:37:13] <[rp] Flick> Looks like you've got people over

[Ceph spreads their arms wide]

[12:37:16] <[rp] ceph> its ME

[12:37:23] <[rp] ceph> ur betrothed

[12:37:29] <[rp] Prince> its your bride!

[12:37:23] <[rp]Doc> What are you doing in my house?

[12:37:33] <[rp]Doc> Ollie said you would forget about that in 3 days

[12:37:35] <[rp] Punk> be a little nicer to the fiance plzz

[12:37:38] <[rp] ceph> i didnt forget ollie was lying

[12:37:44] <[rp] Prince> ollie always lies

[12:37:48] <[rp] Prince> you should know this

[12:37:51] <[rp] Prince> as president

[12:37:53] <[rp] ceph> ollie doesnt know me

[12:37:53] <[rp] Punk> truth

[12:37:53] <[rp] Flick> was kinda hoping Ollie was telling the truth ngl

[Doc crosses the room to try and physically keep Ceph from moving any farther into the house. Ceph grins, moving closer just makes them more powerful.]

[12:38:07] <[rp] ceph> hey old man

[Doc crosses his arms]

[12:38:11] <[rp] Doc> Right. So what are you all doing here? In my house?

[Prince throws up his arms, holding fragile, rare, items in each one]

[12:38:18] <[rp] Prince> field trip!

[12:38:24] <[rp] ceph> we r taking u on a DATE

[12:38:28] <[rp] ceph> or. i am

[12:38:36] <[rp] Doc> What?

[Ceph gestures to the others]

[12:38:37] <[rp] ceph> theyre just Here

[12:38:38] <[rp] Punk> and we are coming <3

[12:38:56] <[rp] ceph> well we cant get married without a DATE

[Prince crosses the room to stand in line with his King.]

[12:38:59] <[rp] Prince> we are to keep your prez safe

[Doc lets out a long sigh, not turning around to look at Flick.]

[12:38:59] <[rp] Doc> Flick is this a normal occurrence.

[Prince snaps and winks]

[12:39:03] <[rp] Prince> yes

[12:39:14] <[rp] Flick> They sure seem to trespass a lot. Again.

[12:39:21] <[rp] ceph> haha yeaa

[12:39:22] <[rp] Flick> so by that I'd say normal, yes

[12:39:24] <[rp] ceph> ^_^

[12:39:25] <[rp] Prince> because we're here to take you on a date!

[12:39:39] <[rp] Prince> come onnn dont tell me youve never been on a date before

[12:39:40] <[rp] ceph> come onnnnnn

[12:39:45] <[rp] Punk> lol id believe it

[12:39:46] <[rp] Doc> I haven't been on a date before.

[12:39:56] <[rp] ceph> ok no bitches

[12:40:03] <[rp] ceph> bitchless

[12:40:07] <[rp] ceph> L

[12:40:15] <[rp] Flick> Lil rude there

[12:40:18] <[rp] Doc> I am missing most of my memories, I don't know

[12:40:36] <[rp] Prince> cmonnn then. your firsts are always something to remember

[12:40:37] <[rp] Punk> well lets make new ones boss man !!!!!

[12:40:39] <[rp] ceph> anyway come on we can frolic in the snow or whatever

[12:40:44] <[rp] ceph> yeas

[12:40:51] <[rp] ceph> what they said

[12:40:55] <[rp] Prince> you can see the cool things over there

[12:41:03] <[rp] Prince> cool. get it

[12:41:17] <[rp] Punk> good one prince

[12:41:21] <[rp] Prince> thanks punk

[12:40:55] <[rp] Doc> The snow? What?

[12:41:07] <[rp] ceph> in our territory

[12:41:20] <[rp] ceph> our snowy hell

[12:41:33] <[rp] Prince> not hell. more like awesome place

[12:41:34] <[rp] Flick> I think snowy hell is an oxymoron, really

[12:41:44] <[rp] ceph> ok who asked

[12:41:46] <[rp] Punk> its poetic bird boy

[12:41:49] <[rp] Doc> Regardless it does not seem very pleasant

[12:41:56] <[rp] ceph> it ISSS

[12:42:18] <[rp] ceph> its not humid like this goddamn place

[12:42:33] <[rp] Flick> It's not humid it's nice

[12:42:37] <[rp] ceph> ok

[12:42:09] <[rp] Prince> cmonnn

[Prince hands Doc a piece of paper. On it is scrawled an ominous message.]

[12:42:10] <[rp] Doc> What is this.

[12:42:18] <[rp] Prince> welcome invitations

[12:42:23] <[rp] Prince> cmon

[12:42:32] <[rp] Prince> you seem to be a friend of a friend of mine

[12:42:36] <[rp] Prince> cmonnn

[12:42:37] <[rp] Doc> Welcome invitations??

[12:42:49] <[rp] Punk> literally we are walking into ur house offering you a good time and ur doing this again ok

[12:42:56] <[rp] Prince> what punk said!

[12:42:59] <[rp] ceph> so true punk

[12:43:01] <[rp] Doc> Doing what?

[12:43:05] <[rp] Prince> a date!!

[12:43:08] <[rp] Prince> a tour!!

[12:43:12] <[rp] Prince> a nice dinner!

[12:43:09] <[rp] Punk> being a joyless old codger

[12:43:14] <[rp] ceph> ayoo

[12:43:21] <[rp] ceph> gette,m punk

[Doc sighs loudly, he looks at Flick, who shrugs, and then back at Ceph.]

[12:43:34] <[rp] Doc> If we do this it won't be in my house, right?

[12:43:40] <[rp] Prince> of course!

[12:43:41] <[rp] ceph> yea sure

[12:43:44] <[rp] Prince> i have a dining room

[12:43:53] <[rp] ceph> i dont lol

[Doc rolls his eyes.]

[12:44:17] <[rp] Doc> Alright, fine

[12:44:20] <[rp] Punk> WOOOOoo

[12:44:21] <[rp] Prince> yiipp!!

[12:44:24] <[rp] ceph> yayyyyyyyyyyyyy ^_^

[12:44:32] <[rp] ceph> ok we will gooo

[12:44:47] <[rp] Prince> cmon now

[Doc holds up a hand and crosses the room. He picks up a glass case and pulls a skull out from underneath it. He tucks it against his chest.]

[12:44:51] <[rp] Doc> Jeffery is coming

[Ceph looks aghast]

[12:44:59] <[rp] ceph> the SKULL

[12:45:00] <[rp] Prince> of course

[Doc holds Jeffery (the skull) closer]

[12:45:07] <[rp] Doc> NO his name is JEFFERY

[12:45:11] <[rp] Flick> everybody needs a friend do you have an issue with Jeffery

[12:45:18] <[rp] Prince> of course jeffery can come with

[12:45:23] <[rp] Doc> He's my ASSISTANT

[12:45:35] <[rp] Punk> ive been there man i used to talk to things that dont talk back

[12:45:39] <[rp] Punk> happens to the best of us

[Ceph leans over to Prince]

[12:45:21] <[rp] ceph> i dont think i can do this prince wtf

[Prince leans in, secret service style and whispers]

[12:45:43] <[rp] Prince> He's cool alright. the skull shit? that's normal for him

[Ceph, full volume]

[12:45:52] <[rp] ceph> ok nice

[Prince, whispering]

[12:45:55] <[rp] Prince> just go with it

[Ceph, full volume]

[12:46:09] <[rp] ceph> thank u my advisor

[Prince, whispering]

[12:46:10] <[rp] Prince> i got some chicken in the oven for you both

[Prince, regular speaking voice]

[12:46:21] <[rp] Prince> come now

[12:47:06] <[rp] ceph> r we walking

[12:47:13] <[rp] Prince> seems like it, sire

[12:47:21] <[rp] ceph> ok slay

[Prince pushes Doc and Ceph to walk together in the front, and falls back behind with Punk, Flick following behind, more or less just to keep an eye on Doc and ensure no funny business.]

[12:47:36] <[rp] Prince> you lovebirds can be in front

[The five travelers step through Doc’s Nether portal and traverse through the Nether. They reach the Malfaction side of the Nether Hub. There are several roads going every which way, and in front of them a giant blackstone road to a massive emerald wall. There is a small hole in it large enough for a Player to squeeze through. Ceph stops in front of the beginning of the road.]

[12:49:24] <[rp] ceph> ok this is a mess

[12:49:30] <[rp] Prince> just take the big road

[Prince pushes Doc forward, and Ceph starts again, the five of them moving along.]

[12:49:34] <[rp] Doc> Why is it a mess

[12:49:51] <[rp] Doc> Ours isn't a mess

[12:50:03] <[rp] ceph> ok u want a gold star

[12:49:41] <[rp] Prince> lack of budget

[The group ducks under the passage in the emerald wall]

[12:50:04] <[rp] Doc> Lack of-

[12:49:57] <[rp] Prince> i'm getting to it, shush

[12:50:10] <[rp] Doc> This wall is made of emeralds

[12:50:16] <[rp] ceph> yes

[12:50:16] <[rp] Prince> this is where the budget went

[12:50:19] <[rp] Punk> cost of living and all

[12:50:31] <[rp] Doc> So that's the budget.

[They manage to bushwhack their way through the Malfaction’s Nether paths, ending up at their portal. They traverse to the otherside, and end up in a series of dark hallways accented with sculk.]

[[12:52:24] <[rp] ceph> yayy'

[12:52:29] <[rp] Doc> This is, nice?

[12:52:31] <[rp] Punk> we made it yayy are you excited!!!

[12:52:34] <[rp] ceph> welcome 2 this place

[12:52:42] <[rp] Doc> Where are we?

[12:52:55] <[rp] Punk> the Hallway

[12:52:56] <[rp] ceph> the malfaction shops

[12:52:51] <[rp] Flick> very uh. drab.

[12:52:57] <[rp] ceph> ok

[12:53:07] <[rp] ceph> nobbody asked flick

[Prince takes the lead, pointing to the well decorated and foreboding End Portal room.]

[12:53:27] <[rp] Prince> we’re in Malfaction's End Room

[12:53:34] <[rp] Prince> do not enter the end portal please

[12:53:37] <[rp] Doc> Alright then

[Doc peers down to see a zombie hoard on the sculk below.]

[12:53:43] <[rp] Doc> You seem to have an infestation

[12:53:51] <[rp] Prince> theyre friends its fine

[12:53:44] <[rp] Prince> off-limits. Shoo

[Ceph lists things off on their fingers]

[12:53:44] <[rp] ceph> we got an end portal n a strip club whats not to love

[12:53:50] <[rp] ceph> yea

[Ceph turns around and points at the sign at the bottom of the stairwell up to the surface of the Malfaction.]

[12:54:06] <[rp] ceph> heres the dni'

[It reads: To the Malfaction! Do not enter: Ollie]

[12:54:16] <[rp] Doc> For Ollie, I see

[12:54:18] <[rp] Prince> yes

[12:54:19] <[rp] ceph> yes

[12:54:24] <[rp] Prince> not you senor presidente

[12:54:25] <[rp] ceph> fuck ollie'

[12:54:27] <[rp] Doc> Why exactly do you hate eachother?

[12:54:37] <[rp] Doc> I never really got that information from him

[12:55:02] <[rp] Doc> He kept changing the subject

[12:55:09] <[rp] ceph> he went through my mail n also backstabbed me after i literally saved his life

[12:55:19] <[rp] Prince> that's TWO crimes

[Punk shakes his head]

[12:55:21] <[rp] Punk> cruel man

[Ceph crosses their arms, snorting]

[12:55:37] <[rp] ceph> he wouldve died on the way here if i didnt save his cringe ass

[12:55:50] <[rp] Doc> The way here? What do you mean?

[12:55:56] <[rp] ceph> i fought an UNKNOWN for him

[12:56:11] <[rp] Punk> god ur so hot ceph

[12:56:07] <[rp] Prince> our king here is awesome

[12:56:00] <[rp] ceph> oh yea

[12:56:21] <[rp] ceph> we kinda ended up in the hallway between worlds

[12:56:29] <[rp] Prince> hallway?

[12:56:47] <[rp] Doc> A hallway? Like this one?

[12:56:53] <[rp] ceph> nahhh

[12:57:02] <[rp] ceph> its the void

[12:57:13] <[rp] ceph> not a void like the end

[12:57:17] <[rp] ceph> THE void

[12:57:30] <[rp] Doc> What's the difference?

[12:57:52] <[rp] ceph> well. the void connects every world

[12:58:17] <[rp] ceph> the end is just an isolated piece of the void

[12:58:35] <[rp] Doc> Interesting

[12:58:39] <[rp] Doc> Why is it isolated?

[12:58:54] <[rp] ceph> hell if i know

[12:59:10] <[rp] ceph> the unknown just built it that way ig

[12:59:31] <[rp] ceph> their logic makes sense to them alone

[12:59:50] <[rp] Doc> I've heard a lot about Unknown, but I've never seen one.

[12:59:55] <[rp] Doc> Do they look like people?

[13:00:12] <[rp] ceph> yea sometimes

[13:00:32] <[rp] ceph> usually with at least one set of wings

[13:00:45] <[rp] ceph> unless theyr low ranking

[13:00:54] <[rp] Doc> Ranking? Like angels?

[13:01:04] <[rp] ceph> hmm i suppose

[13:01:35] <[rp] Doc> Interesting

[13:01:50] <[rp] ceph> i only really care about the most powerful ones idk the structure

[As the two leaders begin to talk, the other stragglers find things to do to occupy their time. Prince starts to wander around as the two talk, stretching and prowling in boredom. Punk admires Ceph. Flick is on edge, ruffling and fidgeting with his feathers, puffed up slightly, eyes wandering to keep watch at all times]

[13:02:18] <[rp] Doc> Why is this underground? For the portal?

[13:02:29] <[rp] ceph> yea <3

[13:02:52] <[rp] ceph> i love the portal its so pretty

[13:03:13] <[rp] Doc> I do enjoy the decor here

[13:03:28] <[rp] ceph> yaaaa omg i did most of it

[Prince wanders out of the strip club, premium Malfaction vodka in hand, sipping it without flinching]

[13:04:02] <[rp] Prince> you want some, sire?

[13:04:17] <[rp] ceph> nah its alright

[13:04:21] <[rp] Prince> fair enough

[13:04:08] <[rp] ceph> shall we head up?

[13:04:24] <[rp] Prince> let's go then

[The five head up the long stairway to the Malfaction proper. The way is low lit, with only a single soul lantern at each upturn.]

[13:04:52] <[rp] Flick> it is so fucking dark on these stairs

[13:04:59] <[rp] ceph> yea ^_^

[13:04:59] <[rp] Punk> awesome isnt it

[13:05:01] <[rp] Prince> yeah we've learnt to not trip in the dark

[Doc trips.]

[13:05:26] <[rp] Prince> welcome to Malf- uh

[He catches himself quickly and stands tall, regaining his composure.]

[13:05:30] <[rp] ceph> yayyyyyyyyyy

[13:05:45] <[rp] Prince> welcome to Malfaction!

[The glory of the Malfaction spreads before them through the open doors of the station. The snow covered tundra gleams bright white. Small houses made of stone and wood peek out from beneath snow covered roofs, and a massive bridge spans in the distance. The endless land of ice and snow beckons.]

[13:05:52] <[rp] Doc> What is in there?

[Doc, completely oblivious to all of this, points at a small box with low flickering lights. It’s a vending machine with old, expired food in it. There are a few cans of sardines and other fishy products inside.]

[13:06:00] <[rp] Prince> just some old junk food

[13:06:08] <[rp] Prince> you dont gotta focus on it

[13:06:13] <[rp] Prince> hasnt been changed in a whileeee

[13:06:14] <[rp] Doc> Is that supposed to be a fish tank?

[13:06:20] <[rp] Prince> no.

[13:06:24] <[rp] Prince> its a vending machine

[Ceph, staring off into space]

[13:06:25] <[rp] ceph> we should sell vodka

[Prince brightens]

[13:06:33] <[rp] Prince> we probably should

[A small hazy smile grows on Ceph’s face]

[13:06:51] <[rp] ceph> booze vending machine

[13:06:56] <[rp] Punk> good idea

[Doc furrows his brow]

[13:06:51] <[rp] Doc> A vending machine?

[13:06:55] <[rp] Prince> yes

[13:07:00] <[rp] Prince> idk how it got here, but it was here

[13:07:05] <[rp] ceph> ur so boomercore

[13:07:14] <[rp] Doc> What are you saying?

[13:07:24] <[rp] Prince> nothing youll understand old man

[13:07:49] <[rp] Doc> I don't even know how old I am

[Ceph grabs Prince’s coat and drags them down to where they can whisper in his ear]

[13:07:51] <[rp] ceph> i cant marry this guy

[13:08:06] <[rp] Prince> why not dude

[Prince straightens up and announces: ]

[13:08:19] <[rp] Prince> um! mr prez can you give us a moment?

[13:08:33] <[rp] Doc> Sure

[13:08:55] <[rp] Prince> punk, try to entertain those two while we talk

[13:08:58] <[rp] Punk> of course

[13:09:05] <[rp] Punk> you guys ever seen a dead body

[13:08:39] <[rp] Prince> sire, come over here please

[Prince pulls Ceph into a corner of the station]

[Punk entertains]

[13:09:14] <[rp] Doc> Yes, why?

[13:09:11] <[rp] Flick> a couple times

[13:09:20] <[rp] Punk> smell good or bad

[13:09:48] <[rp] Doc> Bad, generally. Depends on how far it has decomposed

[13:10:00] <[rp] Punk> woa dude you seen like a lot then?????

[13:10:04] <[rp] Doc> Yes

[13:10:13] <[rp] Punk> thought you lost ur memories have you taken up murdering since then or sumthin dudee!!

[13:10:28] <[rp] Doc> No, I remember I was in a war. At some point

[13:10:39] <[rp] Punk> warrr damn u troubled

[13:10:48] <[rp] Punk> ull fit in just right here dude

[13:10:42] <[rp] Punk> got that angst

[In the corner of the station, Ceph brings up their concerns to Prince]

[13:08:29] <[rp] ceph> i cant be with someone who doesnt get my humor

[13:09:47] <[rp] ceph> im a free whore i cant marry an old man

[13:09:27] <[rp] Prince> but doc's a sweet guy, sire

[13:09:48] <[rp] Prince> he'll be great if only for a minute or two as a spouse

[13:09:12] <[rp] ceph> can we get divorced after

[13:09:19] <[rp] Prince> you can if you want to

[13:09:31] <[rp] ceph> ok godspeed

[13:10:19] <[rp] Prince> you dont gotta love him, you just gotta marry him, ya dig, sire?

[13:10:00] <[rp] ceph> ok ok ur right

[13:10:27] <[rp] ceph> i can be married for a day

[13:10:31] <[rp] Prince> exactly

[13:10:48] <[rp] Prince> besides, the divorce party would be awesome

[13:10:33] <[rp] ceph> ok ok i know

[13:11:10] <[rp] ceph> good to know

[13:10:47] <[rp] ceph> lets go back

[13:10:50] <[rp] Prince> alright alright

[They return to: ]

[13:10:56] <[rp] Doc> I watched someone drown in mud once

[13:11:06] <[rp] Prince> hello- what was that about someone drowning

[13:11:13] <[rp] Flick> The ones I saw were. Unintentional. Sort of.

[13:11:15] <[rp] Doc> But I don't know if they drowned or died from poison, actually

[13:11:22] <[rp] Prince> wild

[13:11:34] <[rp] Prince> so! mr prez. are you hungry?

[Ceph muses, quietly]

[13:11:37] <[rp] ceph> sounds just like my old world

[Doc turns, interested]

[13:11:48] <[rp] Doc> You had worlds like that?

[13:11:54] <[rp] ceph> yea <3

[13:12:07] <[rp] ceph> a huge, endless swamp

[13:12:07] <[rp] Doc> What did they fight over?

[13:12:11] <[rp] ceph> uhh

[13:12:15] <[rp] ceph> sap

[13:12:22] <[rp] Doc> Sap?

[13:12:24] <[rp] ceph> tree sap

[13:12:29] <[rp] Doc> Why?

[They wave a hand dismissively]

[13:12:35] <[rp] ceph> u had 2 be there

[13:12:42] <[rp] ceph> it was magic

[13:12:47] <[rp] ceph> medicine

[13:13:02] <[rp] Doc> Interesting

[They pass across the bridge, heading to Prince’s mansion.]

[13:13:12] <[rp] ceph> ok wow mushrooms

[13:13:32] <[rp] ceph> wild

[13:13:28] <[rp] Doc> What about mushrooms?

[13:13:41] <[rp] Prince> there's a big one here!

[13:14:06] <[rp] Prince> we can go see them if you want

[Doc muses]

[13:14:15] <[rp] Doc> I wonder if the mushrooms adapted to this environment to decompose organic matter due to the temperature

[13:14:25] <[rp] ceph> helll if i know

[13:14:38] <[rp] Prince> ppfft. they arent mushrooms

[13:14:44] <[rp] Doc> Well this place is like if you put a body in a freezer, it doesn't decompose

[13:15:01] <[rp] Prince> they do, if i have anything to say about it

[13:15:11] <[rp] Doc> Exactly, you have to find other methods

[13:15:35] <[rp] ceph> well prince the one skulk thing looks mushroomy

[13:15:47] <[rp] ceph> idk im not a mycologist

[13:15:51] <[rp] Prince> oh, sire. dont be silly. that isnt a mushroom

[13:16:03] <[rp] ceph> ok ^_^

[13:15:48] <[rp] Doc> It's part of the research I've been doing on skulk, actually

[13:15:59] <[rp] Doc> The mushrooms really like to grow on skulk

[13:16:16] <[rp] Prince> um, actually, its sculk

[13:16:22] <[rp] Doc> And I wonder if skulk acts like a corpse in some fashion

[13:16:34] <[rp] Prince> oh it doesnt

[13:16:42] <[rp] Prince> i know that for a fact

[13:16:54] <[rp] Doc> What do you mean?

[13:17:08] <[rp] Prince> they dont reanimate

[The two become engrossed in conversation, Ceph is growing more and more bored by the second]

[13:17:44] <[rp] ceph> im too pretty for this

[13:17:28] <[rp] ceph> punk do u know what theyr saying

[13:17:59] <[rp] Punk> nah man this is like a freak meet up . i mean that in a nice way

[13:18:23] <[rp] ceph> i love u we should be getting married instead

[13:18:35] <[rp] ceph> u know just what to say

[13:18:43] <[rp] Punk> you can have anythin u want

[13:18:49] <[rp] Punk> ur the kinggg remberrr

[13:18:53] <[rp] ceph> yayyy

[Ceph hands Punk a nether star]

[13:19:04] <[rp] ceph> take that

[13:19:12] <[rp] ceph> misuse it idfk

[13:19:18] <[rp] Punk> ur a generous fellow

[In their own mycelium world, Prince and Doc chat]

[13:17:28] <[rp] Doc> That's the thing, they conduct electrical pulses just like a corpse can

[13:17:45] <[rp] Prince> oh dont be silly. the only thing they conduct is music

[13:17:54] <[rp] Prince> have you ever heard them?

[13:17:57] <[rp] Prince> its beautiful

[13:18:11] <[rp] Doc> Of course, it's part of my portal

[13:18:23] <[rp] Prince> oh wonderful!

[13:18:43] <[rp] Prince> we should discuss later

[13:18:55] <[rp] Prince> you have a date to go on, mr president

[13:19:07] <[rp] Doc> Ah, that's what we were doing

[Ceph waves to try and get their attention]

[13:19:31] <[rp] ceph> hello

[Prince leads the way]

[13:19:34] <[rp] Prince> the dining room is this way, fellows

[13:20:07] <[rp] Prince> pardon the lack of roads, its under construction

[The hum of Warden hearts and groans can be heard, alongside the click and shriek of sculk]

[13:20:14] <[rp] ceph> jfc

[13:20:32] <[rp] Prince> oh such beautiful music

[13:20:36] <[rp] Doc> What are the red balls?

[13:20:45] <[rp] Prince> they are antennas

[13:20:49] <[rp] ceph> didnt know u had a mad science aesthetic going on ay princey

[13:20:59] <[rp] Doc> How interesting

[13:21:03] <[rp] Prince> mad science? oh no no, this is just what they told me to build

[Ceph pauses]

[13:21:13] <[rp] ceph> ok ominous

[13:21:16] <[rp] ceph> ^_^

[Prince spreads their hands, revealing: ]

[13:21:28] <[rp] Prince> the dining room

[13:21:32] <[rp] Punk> gorgeous

[13:21:36] <[rp] Punk> placemats and everythin

[13:21:42] <[rp] Prince> take your seats

[13:21:45] <[rp] Prince> ill bring out the food

[Prince brings out an entire live sheep]

[13:21:59] <[rp] ceph> a fucking sheep wow

[13:22:19] <[rp] Doc> Skinning an animal is not common here?

[13:22:33] <[rp] ceph> ig not

[13:23:07] <[rp] Flick> so uh. that's just a whole sheep on the table then. neat.

[13:23:29] <[rp] Doc> I could teach how to skin something

[Prince then brings out an entire live cow]

[13:23:59] <[rp] Flick> whole cow

[13:24:11] <[rp] Punk> ur too kind prince this is lovely

[13:24:12] <[rp] ceph> oh thank u prince

[13:24:45] <[rp] Punk> aw thanks dude

[13:24:26] <[rp] Prince> you are very welcome, my compatriots!

[13:24:55] <[rp] ceph> yayyyy ^_^

[13:24:14] <[rp] Prince> the ceilings are quite low i apologize

[Flick speaks slowly, words sharp]

[13:24:14] <[rp] Flick> thank you. for the food.

[Prince narrows his eyes at Flick]

[13:25:09] <[rp] Prince> you are very welcome, my compatriot.

[13:25:17] <[rp] Doc> The walls here look tasty.

[13:25:32] <[rp] ceph> thats fukijn

[13:25:39] <[rp] ceph> conk crete

[Ceph begins writing something under the table]

[Prince opens his mouth to speak, stops, and then opens his mouth again]

[13:25:38] <[rp] Prince> the walls look tasty?

[13:25:53] <[rp] Punk> youre a real funny guy doc i never woulda known

[13:26:34] <[rp] Prince> so. weird weather huh

[Ceph passes the paper to Punk. It reads: “lets fucking elope okay”]

[13:26:44] <[rp] Doc> I think maybe I have taken too many of the poppy seeds

[13:26:53] <[rp] ceph> woaw drugs

[Punk reads the paper]

[13:27:03] <[rp] Prince> see sire? he does drugs!

[13:27:05] <[rp] ceph> opium

[Punk winks at ceph over the table, nods]

[The five eat in silence for a while, interrupted frequently by the ambient noise around them of sculk and Wardens]

[13:27:08] <[rp] Flick> interesting to eat surrounded by the uh. sounds. that you've got.

[13:27:17] <[rp] Prince> isnt it relaxing?

[13:27:27] <[rp] ceph> its.......something

[13:27:27] <[rp] Punk> yeah something like that

[Prince nods happily, oblivious to the discontent]

[13:27:53] <[rp] Flick> I think we may have different definitions of relaxing, Princey.

[13:27:47] <[rp] Doc> It sounds familiar

[13:28:12] <[rp] Prince> no, im sure everyone think this is relaxing

[13:28:23] <[rp] ceph> sure ^_^

[13:28:11] <[rp] ceph> yea its a bunch of fucking wardens, old man

[13:28:26] <[rp] Doc> I know that, I mean from before

[13:29:25] <[rp] ceph> ok incredible atmosphere here everyone

[13:28:26] <[rp] Prince> see?

[13:28:34] <[rp] Punk> whatever you say prince <3

[13:29:08] <[rp] Prince> now! have you all eaten dinner?

[13:29:30] <[rp] ceph> yyes ^_^

[13:29:35] <[rp] Doc> Dinner? I thought it was 8 am

[13:29:49] <[rp] Punk> dinner time somewhere

[13:29:54] <[rp] Prince> what punk said

[13:29:48] <[rp] ceph> ti,me isnt real

[13:29:45] <[rp] Prince> if not, we can sit by the pool side and hang out

[13:30:00] <[rp] ceph> u have a pool

[13:30:10] <[rp] Prince> yes! its on the second floor

[13:30:15] <[rp] ceph> damn

[13:30:15] <[rp] Doc> Wouldn't it be cold?

[13:30:19] <[rp] Prince> :)

[13:30:24] <[rp] Prince> we can have drinks while we talk

[13:30:26] <[rp] ceph> heating exists

[13:30:29] <[rp] ceph> i hope

[13:30:26] <[rp] Prince> how about it?

[13:30:37] <[rp] ceph> sure ^_^

[The group heads up to the pool room. It is ice cold, and there is snow falling from the sky. Chunks of ice float by in the water.]

[13:31:10] <[rp] Doc> There is ice in the pool.

[13:31:12] <[rp] Prince> see? not cold

[13:31:17] <[rp] Flick> it is actively snowing.

[13:31:35] <[rp] Prince> im actually dripping with sweat here!

[13:31:38] <[rp] Prince> phew!

[13:31:54] <[rp] Prince> take ur seats, we can all talk

[13:32:00] <[rp] Prince> ill bring out the drinks

[Punk dips a hand in the water, furrowing his brow at the cold, while Flick sneaks off, flying up towards the top of the manor. Ceph flops down next to Doc]

[13:31:59] <[rp] ceph> ayo old man im having second thoughts about my fucking men can i live with u

[13:32:11] <[rp] Doc> Second thoughts?

[13:32:19] <[rp] Doc> Is it about them having hypothermia?

[13:32:40] <[rp] Doc> Or just being delusional

[13:32:42] <[rp] ceph> no no just...... prince is.......prince

[Prince can be seen in the distance out the window sprinting towards the strip club to get as much fine Malfaction alcohol as possible]

[13:33:00] <[rp] Doc> So the second option

[13:33:04] <[rp] ceph> sure

[13:33:16] <[rp] Doc> Couldn't you just run away if you were unhappy?

[An extremely loud sound is heard from above them as Flick is taken down by a Warden while flying too close]

[13:33:26] [rp] Flick was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek

[13:33:31] <[rp] ceph> anyway i think someone may be planning a coup

[13:33:36] <[rp] ceph> oh

[13:33:52] <[rp] ceph> princes pets just killed flick

[Prince returns, visibly out of breath by trying to play it cool

[13:34:04] <[rp] Prince> hey what did i miss

[13:34:16] <[rp] Doc> A coup, really?

[Ceph puts their full hand on Doc’s face to shut him up, putting on a fake smile as Prince puts a plate of drink options in front of them]

[13:34:11] <[rp] ceph> ahaha

[13:34:29] <[rp] ceph> yayyyyy

[Ceph and Doc each take a drink.]

[13:34:18] <[rp] Prince> drinks served!

[He lifts the tray, offering one to Punk]

[13:34:36] <[rp] Punk> thank you prince!

[13:34:40] <[rp] Prince> no problem :3

[Flick returns, feathers ruffled, hair askew, visible skin tinged sculk-green]

[13:34:57] <[rp] Flick> do you want to trade

[13:35:22] <[rp] Prince> aw, poor flick, did you play too hard with them?

[13:35:38] <[rp] Flick> I was flying around them. Don't worry about it.

[13:35:52] <[rp] Prince> they were never meant to think, ill correct them later

[13:36:02] <[rp] Flick> ayo what the fuck

[Doc leans away, trying to make out the name on the bottle, squinting and moving it closer and removing his glasses before realizing nothing will allow him to make out the label]

[13:34:50] <[rp] Doc> This doesn't appear to have a name

[13:34:52] <[rp] Doc> What is in here?

[13:35:35] <[rp] ceph> thats void juice

[13:35:40] <[rp] Doc> What does that mean?

[13:35:45] <[rp] ceph> itll fuck u up

[13:35:50] <[rp] Doc> Alright then

[Doc uncorks the bottle and shotguns the entire thing. Ceph begins waving goodbye to him as the potion begins to take effect.]

[13:36:01] <[rp] ceph> byeeee

[Doc begins to float up into the air. His speed increasing rapidly as he continues up into the upper atmosphere]

[13:36:11] <[rp] Prince> is he

[13:36:12] <[rp] ceph> hes ascending

[13:36:15] <[rp] Prince> is he alright

[13:36:27] <[rp] ceph> he'll be fine

[Doc shouts]

[13:36:44] <[rp] Doc> I can't see how far up I am

[13:36:51] <[rp] Doc> Jeffery you'll have to tell me

[Ceph cups their hands around their mouth and shouts]

[13:36:54] <[rp] ceph> thats the point!

[Doc begins returning down to the ground]

[13:37:18] <[rp] Flick> oh it has slow falling that's nice

[13:37:33] <[rp] Flick> that you didn't just. Splat. all over Prince's pool deck.

[Doc lands gently into the pool]

[13:37:34] <[rp] ceph> going for a swim ay old man

[13:37:34] <[rp] Prince> crazy drink eh?

[He floats slightly in the freezing cold water]

[13:37:51] <[rp] Doc> How do you get that stuff?

[13:37:59] <[rp] Prince> idk. found it at the strip club

[13:38:05] <[rp] Prince> sire?

[13:38:12] <[rp] ceph> oh i brought a ton from our old world

[13:38:15] <[rp] ceph> ^_^

[13:38:31] <[rp] Doc> Do you have any more

[13:38:40] <[rp] Prince> ooh did you like it that much?

[13:38:46] <[rp] ceph> oh yea sure ^_^

[13:39:27] <[rp] Doc> It felt like what happens after you die

[13:39:31] <[rp] Doc> I would like more

[13:39:57] <[rp] ceph> oh thats nice

[13:40:10] <[rp] ceph> we have more at the strip club

[13:40:44] <[rp] Doc> Why do you have a strip club? Does anyone work there?

[13:40:54] <[rp] ceph> yea

[13:40:56] <[rp] ceph> me

[13:41:17] <[rp] Doc> Just you?

[13:41:42] <[rp] ceph> nobody else is as flexible

[13:41:57] <[rp] Prince> very true

[13:42:01] <[rp] ceph> u kno gotta be flexible for tha poles

[13:42:15] <[rp] Doc> Do I even want to know?

[13:42:21] <[rp] ceph> ^_^

[13:42:30] <[rp] Doc> What does that mean, ceph

[13:42:39] <[rp] Prince> you gotta get married to find out

[Ceph holds out their hand, it morphs shape and moves, flickering up their arm and into their face. Their face becomes Doc’s for a moment, before returning back to the face they usually wear.]

[13:42:40] <[rp] Punk> you absolutely do dude they do fabulous work over there

[13:43:25] <[rp] Doc> Those things are conflicting each other

[13:43:33] <[rp] Doc> I will go there if they have more juice though

[13:45:06] <[rp] ceph> anyway

[13:45:21] <[rp] Prince> what does the feeling after dying even feel like

[13:45:31] <[rp] ceph> hell if i know

[13:45:42] <[rp] ceph> all u hoes can respawn

[13:45:34] <[rp] Doc> The void juice

[13:45:40] <[rp] Doc> I've died a lot of times

[13:45:52] <[rp] Doc> Not from before

[13:45:58] <[rp] Doc> There wasn't respawn

[13:46:03] <[rp] ceph> wild

[13:46:16] <[rp] Doc> If you died, for most people that was it

[13:46:21] <[rp] ceph> mecore

[13:46:27] <[rp] Prince> all i feel after death is the plasticity of my mind being transported and the great echoes. also the bitter taste in my mouth

[13:46:34] <[rp] ceph> woaw

[13:46:37] <[rp] Punk> i just feel like shit

[13:46:49] <[rp] Prince> cheers to that

[13:46:52] <[rp] ceph> ur the realest bitch here

[13:47:06] <[rp] Doc> Death tastes bitter to you?

[13:47:13] <[rp] Prince> my afterdeath just feels like a bunch of commands really

[13:47:30] <[rp] Prince> "Vessel do this. Vessel construct that" yknow?

[13:47:46] <[rp] Prince> its relaxing to hear though

[13:48:06] <[rp] Prince> it sounds like beating hearts and groans

[13:48:19] <[rp] Prince> and tastes like medicine

[13:48:16] <[rp] ceph> i dont think thats normal . get help

[13:48:22] <[rp] ceph> <3

[13:48:25] <[rp] Prince> is that not normal?

[Softly, genuine]

[13:48:27] <[rp] Prince> oh im sorry

[13:48:39] <[rp] Prince> ill try to have a normal afterdeath

[13:48:47] <[rp] ceph> no need to be emo jesus

[13:48:36] <[rp] Doc> It sounds like screams and whispers, and tastes like blood

[13:48:55] <[rp] Prince> weird

[13:48:59] <[rp] Doc> Sometimes it tastes like apples

[13:49:31] <[rp] Prince> oh! one time it tasted like metal

[13:49:44] <[rp] Prince> idk what that was about

[13:49:45] <[rp] Doc> That's the blood one

[13:49:51] <[rp] Prince> damn really? weird

[13:49:52] <[rp] ceph> i cant relate to this conversation

[Turning to Punk]

[13:50:08] <[rp] ceph> do u wanna kiss

[13:50:14] <[rp] Punk> yo... hell yea

[13:50:25] <[rp] ceph> yayyuy ^_^\

[Punk and Ceph begin to make out sloppy style. Doc isn’t surprised at this point, but is curious as to why he’s been dragged here when there’s an easier option right here.]

[13:50:32] <[rp] Doc> Why don't you two get married instead?

[Ceph and Punk pull away]

[13:50:51] <[rp] ceph> bc its not as fun then

[13:50:53] <[rp] Punk> well im no president!

[13:51:02] <[rp] Doc> Not as fun?

[13:51:05] <[rp] Doc> What do you mean

[13:51:08] <[rp] ceph> i wouldnt get to mess with ollie

[13:51:26] <[rp] Prince> that is true

[13:51:43] <[rp] Doc> Ah, so that is what this is about. Alright then

[Doc pauses, thinking.]

[13:52:21] <[rp] Doc> Do you guys have octopi here?

[13:52:29] <[rp] Prince> dont think so, why do you ask?

[13:52:34] <[rp] ceph> uh i dont know

[13:52:40] <[rp] Doc> They have made covenant with the devil

[13:52:48] <[rp] Prince> ...the octopi?

[13:52:49] <[rp] Punk> DUDE you are weird

[13:52:51] <[rp] Doc> YES

[13:52:53] <[rp] ceph> i remember being in a few worlds that did

[13:53:09] <[rp] Prince> why is that relevant

[13:53:21] <[rp] Doc> Listen I was here for a long time and there was nobody else alright?

[13:53:36] <[rp] Prince> i think i was kicking around somewhere as well

[13:53:41] <[rp] Prince> idk actually

[13:54:02] <[rp] Prince> it just felt cold and freezing and then i woke up and my king was there

[13:54:14] <[rp] ceph> wild

[13:54:58] <[rp] Doc> That is interesting. Did the same thing happen to all of you?

[13:56:24] <[rp] Flick> You all have interesting stories I just got offered a place to stay and then stuck around.

[13:56:46] <[rp] Prince> i think when yall arrived, i was already here

[13:55:15] <[rp] ceph> i dont know lmao

[13:55:49] <[rp] ceph> i just always was alive idk if that means i forgot orrrr

[13:56:10] <[rp] ceph> oh u mean this world

[13:56:21] <[rp] Doc> Yes

[13:56:26] <[rp] ceph> idk how the others got here

[13:56:38] <[rp] Doc> How did you?

[13:56:58] <[rp] ceph> i remember it was just ollie n me wandering the hallways

[13:57:26] <[rp] ceph> n then we ended up in the same place as the others ig

[13:59:04] <[rp] Prince> wild

[13:59:10] <[rp] ceph> woaw this shits strong

[13:59:32] <[rp] Prince> ough yeah it- it i- *gags*

[13:59:43] <[rp] ceph> damn

[13:59:53] <[rp] ceph> dont drown

[13:59:55] <[rp] Flick> Do not drown

[13:59:57] <[rp] Prince> hurk

[Prince throws up into the pool]

[14:00:16] <[rp] Flick> grossss

[14:00:20] <[rp] ceph> fucking ew

[14:00:26] <[rp] Prince> ohghhaid

[14:00:28] <[rp] Punk> you alright dude

[14:00:31] <[rp] Prince> i think that got rid of it

[14:00:36] <[rp] Prince> yeah yeah im fine

[14:00:42] <[rp] Prince> just need to sit down

[14:00:48] <[rp] ceph> whadda hel

[14:00:48] <[rp] Prince> keep talking or whatever

[14:01:07] <[rp] Doc> For a while it was just me and jeffery on the islands before you all showed up

[14:01:18] <[rp] ceph> the fucking skull

[14:01:25] <[rp] Prince> weird

[14:01:27] <[rp] Doc> Well he used to not be a skull

[14:01:34] <[rp] Prince> what was he before?

[14:01:39] <[rp] Doc> A person

[14:01:44] <[rp] Prince> who was he to you?

[14:02:00] <[rp] ceph> ur husband or some shit

[14:02:06] <[rp] Doc> A friend, someone I taught. I mentored him

[14:02:14] <[rp] ceph> boringgggg

[14:02:14] <[rp] Prince> oh really?

[14:02:18] <[rp] ceph> booooooo

[14:02:38] <[rp] Prince> what did you teach him?

[14:03:12] <[rp] Doc> All kinds of things. He called my dad sometimes, by accident

[14:03:18] <[rp] ceph> wow thats some shakespere shit

[14:03:22] <[rp] Punk> aw

[14:03:48] <[rp] Prince> mhm

[14:04:01] <[rp] Prince> maybe we should talk more in my office

[14:04:09] <[rp] Doc> Hm? Why

[14:04:17] <[rp] Prince> you interest me

[Ceph comes out of their stupor]

[14:04:18] <[rp] ceph> ayo

[They point at Prince]

[14:04:23] <[rp] ceph> AYOO

[Ceph whips towards Punk]

[14:04:39] <[rp] ceph> punk u seeing this shit

[14:04:55] <[rp] Punk> i aam

[Doc falters, confused]

[14:05:08] <[rp] Doc> Uh. I don't really know how to respond to that

[14:05:16] <[rp] ceph> ok maybe they can get married

[14:05:27] <[rp] ceph> n not me

[14:05:27] <[rp] Doc> I don't want to get married to anyone

[14:05:44] <[rp] Prince> oh. im not interested in marriage

[14:06:33] <[rp] Prince> im not the king of the malfaction

[14:05:50] <[rp] Prince> we should talk sometime

[14:05:39] <[rp] Doc> I just want to get back to kids

[14:06:00] <[rp] ceph> ill take ur kids in the divorce idfc

[14:06:12] <[rp] Punk> slay i guess

[14:06:23] <[rp] Doc> I'm going to take both factions in the divorce, what about that?

[14:06:37] <[rp] ceph> ok i dojnt care

[14:07:07] <[rp] ceph> im like 5 seconds from ditching this pplace

[14:06:56] <[rp] Doc> You guys like me better than Ollie and Faulkner do anyway

[14:07:18] <[rp] ceph> hey lets do a leader swap

[14:07:31] <[rp] ceph> ollie n faulk HATE me

[14:07:24] <[rp] Punk> ceph plz i do NOT want this guy as a president

[14:07:43] <[rp] ceph> ok ill take u with me

[14:07:48] <[rp] Punk> gaw thanks

[14:08:01] <[rp] ceph> ur the realest one here

[14:08:00] <[rp] Doc> I can't live here it's way too cold

[14:08:15] <[rp] ceph> suck it up jesus

[14:08:15] <[rp] Prince> its not cold most of the time

[14:08:29] <[rp] Doc> It's snowed twice since I've been here

[14:08:31] <[rp] Prince> youll like it. my mansion has heating

[14:08:38] <[rp] ceph> im half naked out here half of the time

[14:08:36] <[rp] Doc> Leader swap would be a bad idea

[14:08:45] <[rp] Doc> Everyone would kill eachother more than usual

[14:08:56] <[rp] ceph> i know ^_^

[14:10:26] <[rp] Doc> You could make an arena and fight

[14:10:47] <[rp] Doc> All personal problems get solved in the pit

[14:10:49] <[rp] ceph> what why

[14:10:56] <[rp] Prince> no

[14:11:20] <[rp] ceph> i killed ollie like 40 times n that didnt help

[14:11:23] <[rp] Doc> It doesn't work very well with this. because of the respawning

[14:11:35] <[rp] Doc> Without the respawning it worked really well

[14:11:52] <[rp] Doc> You would just kill the other person and be right by default

[14:11:59] <[rp] ceph> i wish i could kill oliie forever

[14:12:11] <[rp] Doc> It was like that, yes

[14:12:20] <[rp] Doc> When you killed someone they were dead forever

[14:12:40] <[rp] Prince> wild

[14:12:50] <[rp] Prince> i can never truly die, even if i couldnt respawn anymore

[14:13:01] <[rp] Prince> thats what my dreams tell me

[14:13:02] <[rp] ceph> nice

[14:13:07] <[rp] Punk> badass

[14:11:12] <[rp] Prince> we all should return home, the date was a success

[14:11:33] <[rp] ceph> ok sure yea prince

[14:11:46] <[rp] Prince> doc? you have my interest piqued

[14:11:49] <[rp] Prince> ill be visiting you

[Ceph speaks up after being lost in a slightly drunken haze]

[14:13:42] <[rp] ceph> iv never been killed but some freak unknown told me i couldnt respawn

[14:13:55] <[rp] Prince> wild

[14:14:09] <[rp] Doc> Interesting

[14:14:26] <[rp]Doc> I wonder if that's true or not, if you're able to respawn

[14:14:43] <[rp]Doc> Is there a way to prevent that? Or make it so everyone doesn't respawn

[14:15:05] <[rp] ceph> probably

[14:15:04] <[rp]Doc> Alright

[14:14:58] <[rp] ceph> btw doc take EVERYTHING ollie says about the unknown with a grain of salt

[14:15:15] <[rp]Doc> Flick, let's go back home

[They turn to leave. Ceph speaks up.]

[14:15:18] <[rp] ceph> the unknown r not all evil

[Doc pauses, nodding.]

[14:15:24] <[rp]Doc> Okay then

[Ceph does a twirl.]

[14:15:30] <[rp] ceph> anyway. im leaving

[14:15:37] <[rp] ceph> to have gay sex

[14:13:17] <[rp] Prince> anyways!

[14:15:33] <[rp] Prince> doc, ill be visiting you

[14:13:22] <[rp] Prince> this date was a success

[14:14:16] [rp] Prince> the marriage is still on

[14:13:27] <[rp] Prince> we should all return home

[14:13:31] <[rp] Doc> Yes, it's time for us to go home. It's very cold here

[14:13:34] <[rp] Prince> doc, ill be visiting you

[14:13:40] <[rp] Prince> soonish, maybe

[14:15:38] <[rp] Prince> or you can visit me

[14:15:42] <[rp]Doc> Just don't break into my house

[14:15:44] <[rp] Prince> whatever works

[14:15:51] <[rp] Punk> bye byeee

[14:15:53] <[rp] Prince> oh dw, i already hav a way inside

[Doc sighs deeply]

[Prince returns home to have a catnap after all the fucked up alcohol he had]

Royal Date - [7-22-23]